From a status update to a forum game....

 

(sigh).....being the person I am, It's easy for me to think up stupid shit and pass in on as something of somewhat value...oh, wait, most people do that....hmm...anyways, here we have a game where we think up the stupidest, grossest or just off-putting lines that can guarantee you not to get with a guy or gal you have the "urges" for....that's a reference, by the way....oh, wait, never mind, it's not..

 

So, in the name of randomness and humor and all that junk....let's get to work. I happen to have exactly 4 under my belt...and they are:

 

"I'm starting a collection of phone-numbers, can I have yours?"

 

"Can I have the combination to your crap locker?"

 

"(in sterotypical Chinese voice) How you doin'? Cold weather, no?"

 

"Hi...my name is Dick Hammerbush."

 

Now, if you are not already ready to either find me, and kick me right in the Gotens....mock me for being such a jackass ..or find a bucket and puke at how bad these are....or because they are so offending to you, you have the urge to vomit....then leave some of your own lines below!

 

(No, I haven't used these in real life.....I wouldn't anyway, because one, these are just for fun, and two.... Firaga96 is forever alone. )

Edited October 21, 201213 yr by Firaga96

 

"Hi...my name is Dick Hammerbush."

 

 

lololololololol oh my god

i find this too hilarious

lololololololol oh my god

i find this too hilarious

 

I bet you do.

 

Just imagine the scenario in your head.....picture it! Thank you.

Edited October 21, 201213 yr by Firaga96

I have one that every guy can relate with...and yes, it almost always fails...

 

Hey, I know we've been friends for years, but I like you as more than a friend, would you go out with me?

 

Lol, It's funny cause it has always failed or some form of it has always failed. Lol... http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/smiley-cry.png

 

:ph34r:FOR ALL THE MEN IN THE FRIEND-ZONE I SALUTE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! :ph34r:

I have one that every guy can relate with...and yes, it almost always fails...

 

Hey, I know we've been friends for years, but I like you as more than a friend, would you go out with me?

 

Lol, It's funny cause it has always failed or some form of it has always failed. Lol... http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/smiley-cry.png

 

:ph34r:FOR ALL THE MEN IN THE FRIEND-ZONE I SALUTE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! :ph34r:

 

A-f**king-men to that, brother.

Edited October 21, 201213 yr by Firaga96

LOL THATS HILARIOUS!!!I got one

 

"(stand next to person,eye them then say)How u doin"or say

 

"Hi,I love you"

 

Works every time.^x^

I don't use pick up lines but here's ones that have been used on me where I thought "...really?"

 

I lost my phone number can I have yours?

 

Literal quote "ur sexi i wud smash ur bacdoors in" (oh if the sentence won't get you that grammar will)

 

Under a photo "Give me those lips". This was on a random creepy looking edit my friend did for me o.O

 

On a website, sort of like this where you don't need to be friends with someone to post on their stuff/status "Would you -bonk- someone off this site?" (oh me and my subtle censorship)

 

Before someone started just aggressively describing what they'd do to me. I didn't know this person and they came up to me in a park o.O

 

I can't remember any more of hand... Where I live, people have a habit of going "WILL YOU MEET ME?" (meet, where I live, is slang for basically make out/maul my face off without the actual need or intention of starting a relationship, ever. In certain areas it's also called "Will you skank me?")

Whenever anyone asks me that, i'm immediately put off.

I don't use pick up lines but here's ones that have been used on me where I thought "...really?"

 

I lost my phone number can I have yours?

 

Literal quote "ur sexi i wud smash ur bacdoors in" (oh if the sentence won't get you that grammar will)

 

Under a photo "Give me those lips". This was on a random creepy looking edit my friend did for me o.O

 

On a website, sort of like this where you don't need to be friends with someone to post on their stuff/status "Would you -bonk- someone off this site?" (oh me and my subtle censorship)

 

Before someone started just aggressively describing what they'd do to me. I didn't know this person and they came up to me in a park o.O

 

I can't remember any more of hand... Where I live, people have a habit of going "WILL YOU MEET ME?" (meet, where I live, is slang for basically make out/maul my face off without the actual need or intention of starting a relationship, ever. In certain areas it's also called "Will you skank me?")

Whenever anyone asks me that, i'm immediately put off.

 

Wow. :mellow:

I don't use pick up lines but here's ones that have been used on me where I thought "...really?"

 

I lost my phone number can I have yours?

 

Literal quote "ur sexi i wud smash ur bacdoors in" (oh if the sentence won't get you that grammar will)

 

Under a photo "Give me those lips". This was on a random creepy looking edit my friend did for me o.O

 

On a website, sort of like this where you don't need to be friends with someone to post on their stuff/status "Would you -bonk- someone off this site?" (oh me and my subtle censorship)

 

Before someone started just aggressively describing what they'd do to me. I didn't know this person and they came up to me in a park o.O

 

I can't remember any more of hand... Where I live, people have a habit of going "WILL YOU MEET ME?" (meet, where I live, is slang for basically make out/maul my face off without the actual need or intention of starting a relationship, ever. In certain areas it's also called "Will you skank me?")

Whenever anyone asks me that, i'm immediately put off.

 

O.o, now i now how to ask this senor out,THANKS!!!

Wow. :mellow:

 

Yup.. Now i'm a lesbian nun. :ph34r:

 

O.o, now i now how to ask this senor out,THANKS!!!

 

These are fail proof lines, completely...

Yup.. Now i'm a lesbian nun. :ph34r:

 

I don't blame you.

'' I bet you have a nice smelling vagina '' works every time. don't believe me? TRY IT

'' I bet you have a nice smelling vagina '' works every time. don't believe me? TRY IT

 

XD ..........

 

Damn.

well, I do fine In the dating department but I just thought of a couple that are creepy because one of my stalkers told me these:

 

"Hi...Can I lick you?"

 

And the most creepiest line that was ever told to me:

 

 

"I like the way you sleep at night, Do you want to bear my children?"

I don't blame you.

 

It's a perfect career path

 

well, I do fine In the dating department but I just thought of a couple that are creepy because one of my stalkers told me these:

 

"Hi...Can I lick you?"

 

And the most creepiest line that was ever told to me:

 

 

"I like the way you sleep at night, Do you want to bear my children?"

 

..well... do you want to bear my children?

Vexen: I bought a new science table. Wanna help me break it in? *pedo face*

I have a P.H.D. Wanna see it?

Do you ever dream grab my keyblade?

 

 

 

..well... do you want to bear my children?

 

wait. what?

Edited October 21, 201213 yr by Sigrun

Do you wanna do it? You dont have to. In the end I will tell all school we did it anyway.

Edited October 21, 201213 yr by Sakuraba Neku

Do you wanna do it? I will tell all school we did it anyway.

 

If I was a chick, I'd go Nine-Tails on that dude...

If I was a chick, I'd go Nine-Tails on that dude...

 

Teenagers, nobody understand them.

Teenagers, nobody understand them.

 

Nope. Not even themselves. I should know.

Nope. Not even themselves. I should know.

 

I should know that too. Double Fail.

"Nice shoes. They'd look better in my pants!"

Trust me baby I'm a doctor (insert creep face here)

 

I have a P.H.D. Wanna see it?

 

Overkill dude lol.

Edited October 22, 201213 yr by devereauxr