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Okay, so if you don't know what anti-jokes are, they're pretty much jokes that end in a snarky, unexpected way. For example: "How do you wake Lady Gaga up in the morning? You set an alarm!"

 

They can be annoying, but I find them fun to share. These are mine (:

 

How do you confuse a blond? Talk to her about quantum physics. She won't understand it because her P.H.D is in medical science.

 

A haiku about haikus~

 

Haikus are quite fun

But sometimes, they don't make sense

Refrigerator

 

I hope this thread doesn't die quickly like my other ones lol

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I give you a hamburger...

 

How do you kill a god?

Answer: You can't. He's immortal.

 

How do you kill a blonde?

Answer: Shoot her, chop her head off, throw her off a cliff...the possibilities are endless.

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Two blondes walk into a building........ .. you'd think at least

one of them would have seen it

Why doesn't little Alice play with other children.

Cause her mother had aborted her

What do you get when you cross a dog with a refrigerator?

 

A dog dead from hypothermia.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

WHAT TIME IS IT?!

 

1:49 P.M.

Seven swans swam simultaneously south, and they then decided to play Pokemon, so Hermione freaked out, and started hitting them with a hammer.

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have a gun

Get in the van

 

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Your mom's so fat...

 

she has to wear large clothes

 

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Yo momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about her increased risk of cardiovascular disease

Knock knock. Who's there. Lettuce. Impossible.

Whats the best thing about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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A Hispanic, an African-American, a Jewish man, and an Asian man were walking down the street.

They were going to a parade that celebrated racial equality

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Your mom is so fat, when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than a person with less body mass would

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why do I want worlds based on Star Wars, Soul Calibur, Indiana Jones, Avatar the last airbender, Naruto, BIONICLE, Batman, Harry Potter etc. in KH?

Because I am picky.

Monkey.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!!

 

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Octopi are anti-social creatures by nature

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr.Dre

 

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

 

A seal walks into a club

your mom's like a light switch, everyone turns her off.

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Why was six afraid of seven?

 

It wasn't. Numbers aren't sentient and thus are incapable of fear

Why didn't the pony sing?

 

Because animals can't sing. Let alone talk.

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