(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

Because Saix wanted to have ice cream with axel but xion took his spot

 

why does sora run weird?

Because of those ridiculous Mickey Mouse sneakers, seriously how does anyone walk in those??

 

What is Xehanort's deepest, darkest desire? 

To take lessons with Aqua on how to make a bad marriage.Who made the keyblade?

 

To take lessons with Aqua on how to make a bad marriage.Who made the keyblade?

No one.

 

Why is Aqua's keyblade awesome?

Edited December 11, 201212 yr by VisitJoan

Looks an be deceiving. When will KH3 release?

Tomorrow

 

will goofy be playable in KH3?

Of course, who wouldn't want to play as the smartest person in Sora's group?

 

 

What did Axel do with the WINNER stick?

He used it to fight crime

 

how many soras does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nobody knows because Sora doesn't know how to screw a lightbulb. That's why he has Thunder.

 

 

Why does Marluxia love flowers and pink?

Edited December 11, 201212 yr by xoblivionx13

Because he is secretly a girl.

 

How did Mickey and Riku pass time while trapped behind the Door to Darkness?

they being raped by darkside in that realm

 

how does Kairi's heart was inside Sora?

Sora's a secret a cannibal. 

 

Why does everyone have blue eyes?

Because firetruck every other colourWhat shampoo does Ansem SoD use?

Lemon yellow

 

Why Xehanort use Ansem's name?

Because Ansem's a gangsta name. He wanted to be a gangsta.

 

Why did everyone think that Goofy was dead? (After the battle against Demyx, if you're not reminded)

Because dog's die easily in Kh.

 

Why is Xehanort bald?

left his hair on the last body he possessed.

 

why does Sephiroth have one wing?

bird-bunting seasonwhy does Xemnas make so many hand gestures

Because... Because because hands.

 

Roxas: "Xion, Who else will I have ice-cream with?"

WHO?

The answer is no one because Roxas is unable to eat ice cream unless he is eating it with Xion on top of a clock tower. (wow)

 

Why can't Donald weild a Keyblade?

no hands - critical criteria for blades, but not staffs

 

if you cut a nobody open, what's inside?

there's a pie in it

 

why organization XIII have 13 members?

Edited December 11, 201212 yr by Hazimie

Because it has 14 members

 

Why does Sora have spiky hair?

because he wants to be his mentor,Vanitas.

 

Why does Vanitas doesn't have any other clothes?

Because Vanitas likes it when the bad smell of his old clothes drive people away.

 

Why isn't Sora a machine since he never eats food?