(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

Donald was always jelly of, Sora..so he let him do everything first

 

Why....does, Sora needs to sleep in a pod to gain his memories back??

Because all the beds were already taken by Organization 13

 

 

Where did Cloud and Septherioth go in KH2

Disneyland

 

Should Sora learn the Kamehameha?

Yes

 

Why did Riku cut his hair?

Because he got gum stuck in his hair.

 

 

 

Why couldn't Roxas be seen by Hayner, Pence, and Olette on the 7th day?

Edited July 2, 201312 yr by xoblivionx13

Because they were resting. 

 

After Aqua refuses to date Zack who does he ask next?

Edited July 2, 201312 yr by KHfan4

Ventus.

 

 

Why does Roxas say that his summer vacation is over?

Because he had to go to Summer School.

 

What's Sora's favorite movie?

Lord of the Lights: The Fellowship of the Keyblade.

 

 

 

Why didn't Sora jump to the other side of the rock when he was first separated from Kairi?

Because he didn't want to leave Donald and Goofy behind since they are more important to him

 

 

Why isn't there a Mario Kart like mini game in Kingdom Hearts where you can race as Sora

Because odds are, Sora never got his license and would most likely crash (yet they trust an emotionally unstable Ven).

 

 

Why didn't Pete help people in BbS even though he claimed to be a bona fide hero?

Because he is too lazy of a hero

 

 

Why did Sora see Kairi when they first appeared at Merlin's house in KH1

Because he was secretly eating bits of the gummi ship and had a hallucination from consuming sugar.

 

 

 

Why doesn't the furniture ever stop spawning in Merlin's house?

Because he was secretly eating bits of the gummi ship and had a hallucination from consuming sugar.Why doesn't the furniture ever stop spawning in Merlin's house?

Because Sora forgot to get up on the hydra's back.

What is Riku's least favorite type of ice-cream?

Darkness flavor.

 

Why are Meow Wows so adorable?

Because they just use their cuteness to try and devour your soul

 

 

 

Why is Sora not a ghost?

Because Casper would be out of a job.

 

 

 

Why did Aqua turn Land of Departure into Castle Oblivion?

Because she got bored with the way things looked

 

 

Why does Mickey only appear at the end of KH1 in a darkened light where you can hardly see him

Because it wasn't Mickey, it was actually Sora's mom.

 

What did Sora's mom make for Sora? 

She made a grub salad....slimy yet satisfying....and it tastes like chicken.

 

 

 

Why didn't Sora and Donald realize Mulan was a woman at first?

Edited July 5, 201312 yr by xoblivionx13

Because Sora expects every girl to look like Kairi.

 

 When Mickey sends the gang a letter when they got back home, what did it say (make it funny)?

Hello Sora. I almost died, when i snorked you're shoes. Please clean they more often.

~KingMickey

Why did the Square made a patch for the DDD ?

Because if done correctly, it would lead to a secret video of Sora dancing to hula music.

 

 

 

Why did Riku leave Sora a box with Sea Salt Ice Cream and a picture of Hayner, Pence, Olette, and Roxas?

Because he was wanting to give Sora a little treat and to realize how good the ice cream is

 

 

Why do they want to put Star Wars in KH3