(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

He was a young boy. That's why.

 

Why is Vanitas sexier than Sora?

Cause he's a bad boy

 

How did Xehanort become evil?

Because Eraqus shaved all of his hair off.

 

Who's going to be an optional boss in KH3?

Winnie the pooh.

 

What did the Queen of hearts always yell?

Edited October 31, 201311 yr by TheTimidLight

FAIL!!!!

 

What is the strongest keyblade?

The one made of cheese.

 

What's a " nobody"?

A ghost that has, arms, legs and a head but has no body.

 

Who are the Princesses of Heart?

Edited November 2, 201311 yr by ultimumknight

Exotic dancers Xemnas hired in KH.

 

Who's " Goofy"?

Scooby Doo's uncle

 

Why does Yen Sid live in a tower?

Because deep down, he wants to be Rapunzel.

 

Why was Pete banished?

Because of YO MAMA!

 

 

Why does the key ring Pokemon Klefki not evolve into a Keyblade?

Because it's two video games mixed together.

 

Why is Ariel sad in KH II?

Edited November 2, 201311 yr by TheTimidLight

Because she can't find Nemo

 

What is the use of King Triton's Trident?

One bigass toothpick.

 

Why is Ursula a witch?

The same reason why Maleficent is a B*#?$

 

 

Why isn't there a Final Fantasy world in Kingdom Hearts

Because Yuffie's hot pants tore.

 

why is Leon's face scarred?

He was a loner and he scathed himself with his sword leaving behind a scar, and after that Cid, Yuffie and Aerith pitied him and befriended him.

 

Why does Sora act kinda like Luffy (from One Piece) in the Kingdom Hearts manga?

Edited November 3, 201311 yr by Youthful Z

Because Kingdom Hearts needs more Luffy, don't you think?Why does Ven look like Roxas?

Because Nomura thought we wouldn't tell the difference.

 

How come Soras shoes are so big?

Because guys with big shoes have big....

OMFG: big EARS, you perv! D:

 

Why is Larxene  Orgy 13's only woman member?

Larxene is a woman?

 

why is Demyx so groovy?

he is Kuzco's couzin

 

Just where do you think you're going?

To the bathroom.

 

Why are you covered in water?

Because it's Demyx time.

 

 

Why does Marluxia die?

He didn't. 

 

So, what happened with that secret door on Destiny Islands, anyway?