(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

Doing kairi Maybe.

 

What's sora's favorite nintendo game?

Ratchet and Clank for the original Xbox.

 

Will Drive Forms return in Kingdom Hearts III?

Nomura logic is the answer

 

Why didn't KH2 come out for Nintendo Wii?

Cuz we all know nomara isn't THAT perverted...

 

What do siax and xemnas speak about in private?

About "things" they like to keep "private"

 

Is Kingdom Hearts whole plot is a bunch of messed up plots?

No, KH's whole plot is a bunch of 13 organized plots.

 

Will this game appear in KH3 as a minigame?

Yes. Because you asked for it. And...that means the world to nomora LOL

 

Why isn't loreal mensioned in the games?

Replay them, it is mentioned, specifically in KH 2.999/472 Nights -4X^3.

 

Why isn't my party number 1 in the Leopardos Union ranking?

Because 48 is the new 1

 

What is hidden under the "X" on Saix's forehead?

Candy Corn. And lots of it!

 

Where does sunset shimmer sleep at night, assuming its somewhere in the kh universe? (the most importent kh related question EVER. trust us)

in the pasta

 

Why don't we ever see the Vanitas Remnant's face?

'Cause he ugly as shit, dawg.

 

Why is Pluto always running off to do whatever he does?

Edited May 22, 20169 yr by Firaga Sensei

he's a cat

cats do what they want

 

why is the kingdom key d in the data for kh3d as Riku's keyblade

Because Riku is actually a failed Mickey test tube baby it's why we never hear of his family.

 

Why does Billy Zane Seeker of Darkness always talk about the darkness seriously? He sounds like a preacher going "Hello sir or ma'am would like to hear about our lord and saviour darkness?'

Because Darkness loves all of its children.

 

Considering Sora's hairline, what did he look like as an infant?

He looked like Goku with brown hair


Why does Gaston suddenly not exist in Beast's Castle?
 

Edited May 24, 20169 yr by North Winter

He was secretly Clayton, and we all know how he ended up.

 

 

 

When will Sora defeat Xehanort?

On a Friday the 13th!  Cuz Nomura logic!

 

Will Terra ever be freed from Xehanort's hold?

Yeah, but he's gotta deal with the fact that he probably won't fit into his armor anymore after going through more than a decade without constantly toning those chiseled abs of his.

 

Who taught Yen Sid how to use the Keyblade?

Xehanort did.  Dun dun DUUUN!!!

 

 

How come this series' music is so godlike?

Because gods disliked the music

 

Why did Ansem say "my strength returns"?

Because he could like posts again.

 

Who is Xehanort's master?

Quota, the foreteller of the Like Union

 

Who cheers Hercules in Olympus Coliseum when he suposedly defeated Hydra?

Chickens

Why does Kh3 take so long to make?

Edited June 3, 20169 yr by Fairytail39

Nomura logic

 

Does Roxas have a heart?