Yo Momma so fat that when she sky dives she bounces off the face of the earth, flies under the sun, and the chinese people say "Eclipse"

Yo Mama is so stupid that she came to the Super Bowl with a spoon.

uh ok? seems like you need it.

 

my keyboard was sticking ...won't happen again...at least on this thread.

 

back on topic, Your mother is so fat that she can't keep herself afloat when swimming.

^ if you'd quit cumming all over your keyboard that wouldnt be a problem.

 

yo momma's sooooooo.... poor, i saw her kicking a can down an ally and i asked, "what are you doing?" and she said, "moving."

yo moma

Yo Momma's so fat she played the iceberg in the movie "Titanic"

 

Yo momma's so fat that when she visited haiti she jumped and buildings fell down! (too soon?)

 

Yo momma's so stupid that she drowned after seeing a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

 

Yo momma is so stupid she laughed at those jokes.

Yo momma is so stupid she laughed at those jokes.

 

 

Yo momma is so stupid she actually finds yo momma jokes funny.

Yo momma is so stupid she actually finds yo momma jokes funny.

 

Yo momma is so stupid she makes you look smart.

You know who else is stupid and makes you smart.... MY MOM!

yo mama so poor that when i went 2 her apartment and steped on a cigiret she yelled who turned off the heating?!

yo mama so stupid she thought that ihop was a pogo stick made by apple.

Yo Mamma's feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces, she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes.(BUUUUURRRRRRRNED)

Yo momma's so fat, When she jumps in the pool, her Splash attack actually does damage (Magikarp reference)

yo momma so fat when she got on a plane it couldnt take off

Yo momma so fat, when she blocked the TV, i missed 3 commericials

yo momma so fat when she tripped everybody screamed ARMAGEDON

Yo Mama so ugly, banks have to turn off they're camera's, or else it won't be the light they're seeing.

Yo momma is so fat that I found my cat in her fat rolls and he's been missing for a year

Yo mamma so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued

yo momma so stupid she thought final fantasy was a final destination video game

Yo Mama so stupid, she thought the sun was a huge shining cookie in the sky and tried to catch it.

^BOOOOO

 

Yo momma's so fat, She replaced the big boy mascot

Yo mamma is so stupid, when a bird passed by she thought it was a rat with wings then screamed "Ah its a rat with wings run for your life!"