Google suggestions are known to be occasionally concerning. From the senseless, to things that sound completely wrong. So, I wondered what it would tell me if I Google-d stuff related to Kingdom Hearts. Some where senseless. Some were even funny. So, please, see what Google has to tell us about Kingdom Hearts.

 

 

 

This might as well have been a stupid question...

 

 

I'm not even sure what this means.

 

 

Wow. New knowledge: he is a town.

 

 

I'm actually getting to wonder that.

 

 

Dear,  no one wonders if Mickey Mouse is a Keyblade Master?

 

 

I so knew it!!!

 

 

Even Google wonders that...

 

 

This is kind of unsettling... No friends, no Keyblade wielders...

 

 

So, my friends, here you can see why I try not to Google Kingdom Hearts too often...

These are funny!  I love how this site comes up first on one of them.

in my coutry I try this things, with vegetables(carrot,onion,!!!!potato!!!) and fruits. The google ALWAYS tells alcoholic drinks. O_o 

I did Sora is and I got A jerk

Feel like moving to Roxas, Isabela now. By any chance, would there also be a Sora, Phinas and a Riku, Pery? *wonders if anyone will get the Phineas and Ferb references*

Lol @ mickey mouse search.

 

Watch out guys, the King is apparently, by Google standards, a real, gay cat/dog hybrid who is also secretly a member of the Illuminati.

Lol at "roxas is so done" "is xehanort black" and "kairi is ansem's daughter" haha oh google...

Lmao mickey Illuminati

Since we're somewhat on the subject of places, here's a fun fact: Trinidad was formerly known as Kairi which in Arawak meant "island" and in Taino meant "the moon". 

 

I did this once a while back then got bored. I think I had typed in "Kingdom Hearts is-" and I think the results were "Kingdom Hearts is gay". 

Just remember, those are suggestions because our crazy fandom actually seriously googles that. 

I petition that we agree on bat shit crazy KH related things to search on Google and all of KH13 go look them up. The more people look the same things up the more likely it is to pop up as a suggestion.

 

Speaking of suggestions:

 

Kingdom Heart is full of cholesterol

Why is Kingdom Hearts Sugar Coated?

Can Sora can his pet?

Why is Sora pro choice?

Vanitas is a sex god

Kairi cooking game

Xehanort is Riku's uncle twice removed

Why is Namine drunk?

 

There are some suggestions so GOGOGO NOWNOWNOW GOGOGO!!! 

Phhhffffttttt ROFL X'D Oh Google how you entertain me. I had to try it too....

 

Me: Is Larxene...

 

Google: ....a girl?

 

Me: Is Xion...

 

Google: ...a scrabble word? A boy or a girl? Aqua's nobody?

 

Me: Is Zexion...

 

Google:...emo? French? A girl? (Poor Zexion )

 

Me: Is Ventus...

 

Google:...Sora's father? X'D

 

Me: Is Donald Duck...

 

Google:...a Disney character? T_________________T

Kingdom Heart is full of cholesterol

Why is Kingdom Hearts Sugar Coated?

Can Sora can his pet?

Why is Sora pro choice?

Vanitas is a sex god

Kairi cooking game

Xehanort is Riku's uncle twice removed

Why is Namine drunk?

I just googled all of them. The Xehanort is Riku's uncle twice removed made me laugh so hard!