These are REAL names for actual games, and they are hilarious:

 

Twin Eagle: Revenge Joe's Brother

ASO: Armored Scrum Object

Princess Tomato in Salad Kingdom

Beyond the Beyond

Silhouette Mirage: Reprogrammed Hope

Spanky's Quest

70's Robot Anime Geppy-X: The Super Boosted Armor

Awesome Possum Kick's Dr. Machino's Butt

Ninja Hamster

Divine Divinity

Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together

Totally Rad

If It Moves, Shoot It!

Irritating Stick

 

I wan't to own all of these games loool

 

More here: http://www.gamerevolution.com/features/worst_game_names

 

Must buy them. Ridiculous names are always great

O.o what were the creators thinking when they came up with the names?

See kids this is why Japanese attack names should never be translated.

LET US CLING TOGETHER

Seriously though, these are hilarious.

you forgot HOLY INVASION OF PERSONAL SPACE BADMAN! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? umm i think thats what its called its a psp game

Beyond the Beyond, that must be firetrucking awesome 

MUST BUY THEM ALL

Sticky Balls....heheh

Touch my Katamari

So that's why they went with Super Mario Bros.

All of them are soo funyy!

But " Princess Tomato in Salad Kingdom" that is just ridiculous