So there have been a lot of newer members showing up lately, and I've noticed that some are having trouble picking up on some 'inside jokes' around here. So that they won't feel too left out in the future, I've composed some of the running jokes of KH13 for the new guys.

- Chronic Tumor is the original KH13 troll
- Amon is the current KH13 troll
- Jessica is the apprentice KH13 troll
- Roxas69 loves Australia
- Everyone knows Roxas69 loves Australia
- And Roxas69 also loves to keep reminding us he loves Australia
- We do not love this
- Roxas69 thinks he's also a mod
- We all know this is false
- But we also know Aaron is the only male in Daniel's KH13 staff harem
- Therefore DC and Aaron are a couple
- No one has talked about that for a long time
- I hate myself for bringing that back to life
- 6 out of the 8 mods are female
- 7 out of the 8 mods are regularily active
- Jessica is trying to be a mod
- He's getting there
- My name is not capitalized
- Despite this, people always capitalize my name
- This annoys me more than it should
- Chances are that the more active members are 'owned' by a mod
- This really doesn't mean a lot
- 90% of the posts end with the phrase '/shot'
- 99% of threads have a strong start
- 99% of those threads are killed by people who don't get the joke
- A war against me will start within one page of posts because people will think I'm talking about them
- Kaiso's boobs
- Nuff said
- Cella is a man
- Cella and Kaiso are in a serious relationship
- Cella's Pants
- Nuff said
- Mods can edit any post they want
- They tend to abuse that power
- Get used to it
- But it's fuuuuun
- God dammit
- DChiuch is a fan of Smosh
- Type the word 'f**k'
- See?
- Nathan is a douchebag
- I miss the days when that worked
- Put (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ in your status
- People will follow your example
- Seriously, try it
- Jessica's gender changes a lot
- I luckily got it right this time
- Tomorrow I'll be wrong
- Ivan and Stan are unhappily married
- Can you feel the love eminating from all of our members?
- If so, something's seriously wrong with you
- The Random section isn't serious
- Ever
- If you take a thread in Random seriously, leave the Random section
- 90% of the site is made of bronies
- 9% of the site is anti-brony
- I like unicorns
- So ha
- All good Random threads die within a day
- All bad Random threads thrive for a long time
- Wait...
- Various members have made / had fanclubs dedicated to various users
- This is very similar to the "DC and Aaron are a couple" running joke
- Similar in the way that no one should ever bring them up again
- Tom is not a cool member
- He probably will never be
- He thinks this won't be on the running jokes
- He's wrong
- Roxas69 is in love with DC
- This isn't really a 'joke'
- I legitimately think he's in love with him
- Roxas69 will deny it, but it's firetrucking true
- SEE?!
- When I post on a thread, it dies quickly after
- This makes me feel like I'm killing the threads
- Then I cry myself to sleep
- Robutt is not a guy
- Wait, he's not?
- That just blew my mind
- SoraKing3 hates SK3
- SK3 hates SoraKing3
- SK3 hates SK3
- SoraKing3 hates SoraKing3
- Do the math
- Roxas69 is a koala
- Get it? It's because he loves Australia
- Now laugh
- Aaron's never around
- Go ahead and ask him if this is true
- Oh wait, you can't, because he's never around
- Stan is not a man
- Stan is not a woman
- F**k it, I dunno
- Every time Apprentice posts a status, it gets 20+ comments
- She doesn't want you to hate her for it
- Just don't talk to her about it. The conversation will never end
- Eterna owes everyone on the site wet t-shirt pics
- This obviously doesn't interest me
- He does have some damn fine abs, though...
- DChiuch is a God
- Nobody worships him
- Therefore, DChiuch is not a God
- Except he is
- bAYLAUST FOR MOD 2012
- Stan is perfect
- The joke is that it isn't a joke
- Stan is literally perfect
- Ertyx's name is Trey
- Despite this people still call him Tery
- This annoys him as much as Baylaust annoys me
- There is a horny firetrucker called Shana09
- She'll probably deny it
- Once she gets out of the boys' locker room, that is
- Kaiso has a fascination with butts
- shh Apprenty don't remove that
- But no seriously
- Mention it and she will always come
- waterudoin kaiso

- Please refer back to how mods abuse their ability to edit any post they want to understand the above exchange

So that covers some of the inside jokes / running jokes on this site on the top of my head, and I'm sure that I'm missing many more. To the veterans of the site, feel free to post more inside jokes to keep the new guys up to date. I hope you all enjoyed this post.

Edited July 24, 201312 yr by baylaust

-Kinode has no sense of heart and is irratating

 

-Sora 96 has somthing against me

 

-Just kidding I love DChiuch

-Kinode has no sense of heart and is irritating

 

-Sora 96 has something against me

 

Fixed.

And thank you ^.^

-We are now part of the Bronies war

-even though it never existed

-Aaron is handsome

-Why isnt Kinode mad?

-Why don't the admins love me?

Add me with something please

 

-Rixku loves DChiuch and Aaron.

-If you have not been on the site for more than a year and a half you are not COOL

 

im being serious tho

Weegee has your soul.

-If you have not been on the site for more than a year you are not COOL

 

im being serious tho

 

I'm about a month away

Also stop putting things that aren't really facts, like K3YBL4D3 KHIGHT Because not only it has nothing to do with this but also gets annoying.

Kthx c:

And

- Members who post facts about themselves to try to be funny are simply hopeless.

-Keys thinks he/she is a hedgehog.

Let them think that way

Edited January 17, 201312 yr by K3YBL4D3 KHIGHT

-New members can't make rules for new members, contradiction much.

-Everybody with a purple name is a boss, except Sora96.

-DChiuch is also our savior

I know thats why Im gonna stop posting in the randoms section just for you

 

-Sora 69 will never become a administrator

Edited January 17, 201312 yr by K3YBL4D3 KHIGHT

The Brony Revolution is the quickest growing trend to appear on KH13 to date.

The Brony Revolution is the quickest growing trend to appear on KH13 to date.

 

agreed.

The Brony Revolution is the quickest growing trend to appear on KH13 to date.

 

It's almost as bad as those fan club threads.

-DChiuch is spreading his religion through his pupils

-He is currently succeeding to some decgree

SLH is Weegee.

That is true.

Remember guys, this is not site or user facts, this is about the running jokes. Things like "Sora96 and Australia", "Kaiso's boobs"... those are running jokes.

The Brony Revolution is the quickest growing trend to appear on KH13 to date.

 

 

It is also the largest trend to be brutally raped in less than 3 days

-Dchiuch is god

-this is a fact

 

 

-Dchiuch is god

-this is a fact

 

-indeed.

-Aaron is Jesus

-indeed.

-Aaron is Jesus

 

They're a couple and Father/son? Wow.

-Dchiuch is god

-this is a fact

 

Nooo, he's pedobear.

-The moderators/admins changed plus50living's and K3YBL4D3 KHIGHT's posts

-They are victims of editing

- You forgot to mention the Fanclub threads Eterna mentioned. lol.