KH13 running jokes: A guide to newer members

[baylaust 2,530]

So there have been a lot of newer members showing up lately, and I've noticed that some are having trouble picking up on some 'inside jokes' around here. So that they won't feel too left out in the future, I've composed some of the running jokes of KH13 for the new guys.

- Chronic Tumor is the original KH13 troll
- Amon is the current KH13 troll
- Jessica is the apprentice KH13 troll
- Roxas69 loves Australia
- Everyone knows Roxas69 loves Australia
- And Roxas69 also loves to keep reminding us he loves Australia
- We do not love this
- Roxas69 thinks he's also a mod
- We all know this is false
- But we also know Aaron is the only male in Daniel's KH13 staff harem
- Therefore DC and Aaron are a couple
- No one has talked about that for a long time
- I hate myself for bringing that back to life
- 6 out of the 8 mods are female
- 7 out of the 8 mods are regularily active
- Jessica is trying to be a mod
- He's getting there
- My name is not capitalized
- Despite this, people always capitalize my name
- This annoys me more than it should
- Chances are that the more active members are 'owned' by a mod
- This really doesn't mean a lot
- 90% of the posts end with the phrase '/shot'
- 99% of threads have a strong start
- 99% of those threads are killed by people who don't get the joke
- A war against me will start within one page of posts because people will think I'm talking about them
- Kaiso's boobs
- Nuff said
- Cella is a man
- Cella and Kaiso are in a serious relationship
- Cella's Pants
- Nuff said
- Mods can edit any post they want
- They tend to abuse that power
- Get used to it
- But it's fuuuuun
- God dammit
- DChiuch is a fan of Smosh
- Type the word 'f**k'
- See?
- Nathan is a douchebag
- I miss the days when that worked
- Put (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ in your status
- People will follow your example
- Seriously, try it
- Jessica's gender changes a lot
- I luckily got it right this time
- Tomorrow I'll be wrong
- Ivan and Stan are unhappily married
- Can you feel the love eminating from all of our members?
- If so, something's seriously wrong with you
- The Random section isn't serious
- Ever
- If you take a thread in Random seriously, leave the Random section
- 90% of the site is made of bronies
- 9% of the site is anti-brony
- I like unicorns
- So ha
- All good Random threads die within a day
- All bad Random threads thrive for a long time
- Wait...
- Various members have made / had fanclubs dedicated to various users
- This is very similar to the "DC and Aaron are a couple" running joke
- Similar in the way that no one should ever bring them up again
- Tom is not a cool member
- He probably will never be
- He thinks this won't be on the running jokes
- He's wrong
- Roxas69 is in love with DC
- This isn't really a 'joke'
- I legitimately think he's in love with him
- Roxas69 will deny it, but it's firetrucking true
- SEE?!
- When I post on a thread, it dies quickly after
- This makes me feel like I'm killing the threads
- Then I cry myself to sleep
- Robutt is not a guy
- Wait, he's not?
- That just blew my mind
- SoraKing3 hates SK3
- SK3 hates SoraKing3
- SK3 hates SK3
- SoraKing3 hates SoraKing3
- Do the math
- Roxas69 is a koala
- Get it? It's because he loves Australia
- Now laugh
- Aaron's never around
- Go ahead and ask him if this is true
- Oh wait, you can't, because he's never around
- Stan is not a man
- Stan is not a woman
- F**k it, I dunno
- Every time Apprentice posts a status, it gets 20+ comments
- She doesn't want you to hate her for it
- Just don't talk to her about it. The conversation will never end
- Eterna owes everyone on the site wet t-shirt pics
- This obviously doesn't interest me
- He does have some damn fine abs, though...
- DChiuch is a God
- Nobody worships him
- Therefore, DChiuch is not a God
- Except he is
- bAYLAUST FOR MOD 2012
- Stan is perfect
- The joke is that it isn't a joke
- Stan is literally perfect
- Ertyx's name is Trey
- Despite this people still call him Tery
- This annoys him as much as Baylaust annoys me
- There is a horny firetrucker called Shana09
- She'll probably deny it
- Once she gets out of the boys' locker room, that is
- Kaiso has a fascination with butts
- shh Apprenty don't remove that
- But no seriously
- Mention it and she will always come
- waterudoin kaiso

- Please refer back to how mods abuse their ability to edit any post they want to understand the above exchange

So that covers some of the inside jokes / running jokes on this site on the top of my head, and I'm sure that I'm missing many more. To the veterans of the site, feel free to post more inside jokes to keep the new guys up to date. I hope you all enjoyed this post.

Edited July 24, 2013 by baylaust

[CrownKeeper13 688]

Ooh Ooh! Say something comical about me!

[Sora's Baby 729]

Woo.

[Imoore4 687]

I won't remember all of it but i'll try.And what up with Kaiso's boobs O_O

[teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559]

thanks Baylaust

[Space Cowboy 1,392]

- SK3 is trying to be a troll

- He still has some time to go

 

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14

[Koko 3,944]

FIXED

[baylaust 2,530]

Fixed.

 

thanks Baylaust

 

Jumped right on that, huh?

[Cricket 1,180]

This should be pinned...

 

-tempted to pin this-

[Space Cowboy 1,392]

You forgot to put SK3 is the new gentleman in town and he is cancer.

[Keyblade Master Xine 196]

What have I got myself into?

[Kaiso 2,764]

I won't remember all of it but i'll try.And what up with Kaiso's boobs O_O

 

Is there a problem?

I see no problem.

[Anti-SOLDIER 68]

Kaiso's boobs 'Nuff said. /shot

[baylaust 2,530]

Updated yet again.

[Space Cowboy 1,392]

Something still isn't right with that list.

[teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559]

Fixed.

 

 

 

Jumped right on that, huh?

 

couldn't help myself

[Sora96 17,256]

 

Is there a problem?

I see no problem.

 

I see no problems at all.

 

* - SK3 is trying to be a mod

- He's NOT getting there

[Space Cowboy 1,392]

-Sora96 takes troll threads seriously.

-He was exposed to radiation as a child.

[Sora96 17,256]

-Sora96 takes troll threads seriously.

-He was exposed to radiation as a child.

 

I agree with your first statement. But deny the second one.

[DChiuch 5,773]

How do you know I like Smosh haha. What's the joke I'm missing

[Amon 4,279]

SK3 has frequent gender changes.

[Number XV 490]

-Number XV used to be in love with Lord VanVan, but got over it.

-He's too awesome now.

-The above comment is not really true, but Ethan believes it.

[Weedanort 8,786]

This thread should be pinned.

[Ivan 969]

-Lord VanVan and Lady Koko are unhappily married

[Space Cowboy 1,392]

SK3 has frequent gender changes.

 

 

I'm just so confused!