It's what it sounds like. Just funny and stupid stuff, though, don't say anything offensive. Now...go.

You're awfully scary, CloakedSchemer.

 

Because of this, I shall set you in front of Sesame Street for 12 hours straight.  That should set things right. haha!

I will pour a mixture of orange juice and toothpaste on everything you care about.

I will genetically alter the make up.of your body and mix it with that of an actual bandicoot-- turning you into a chimera and living a horrible life of endless pain, only to be tested on whence you're found, keeping you in a life where you cannot speak and think only of suicide.

I'll reveal your cloaked identity!

...unless I genetically change your gender into a (unless you already are) a male, so I can toe you to a chair and torture you where the sun does not shine, with a butcher knife.

I will burn an ipad onto your belly, so that it sticks there, then I will rip off your ears and sew them on the very top of your head. Then you will be a grotesque tellytubby.

i'll

 

 

STEAL YER COOKIEZ

OH NO 

 

I'LL STEAL YOUR SOUL IF YOU STEAL MY COOKIES

Ill bring big bubba from the prison showers and show you try pain

I'll dye your hair purple!

I'll force you to live in some particular city.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Like Compton.

I'll end your race /shot

I WILL EAT YOU_

I'll force you to live in some particular city.

I will hang you by your toes, and defy the laws of phisics by using the Chinese Water Torture, I will put 2 of the worst speakers in the world in your head, blast all the world's bad music, have all the annoying voices in the world yell hahaha at you, pay Spongebom to do the pelvic whoosh into your face, pressure point attack you, then finally kill you with neurotoxin and a base ball shooter that shoots baseballs at 50,000,000,000 MPS.

Edited April 16, 201312 yr by Guest

u wot m8

*get's out a GIANT keyblade*

 

I DARE you to steal riku (or someone ELSE I really like! they're probably out there...) from me now ; lol..;

i shall torture you with nutella >

I'll shove a Nokia down your throat.

I will kill you so hard, that it brings back all the other dead people on earth, I will then bring you back to life, pour liquid nitrogen and cyanide down your throat, and tell you the only way to survive it is to run a battery of test with a portal gun, only for the liquid nitrogen to kill you with the cyanide poisioning, I would then bring you back, and then do all the tortures I put in my first post.

SO HELP ME, I WILL MAKE YOU PLAY BANJO KAZOOIE NUTS&BOLTS. >8I

Edited April 27, 201312 yr by JUSTaGMR

I shall feed you to the lions.

i shall push you off a building