>Be me
>Be 27
>Wife and I both devout Shrek worshipers
>Find out wife's having triplets
>Pray to Shrek every night of the pregnancy
>Wife's water breaks, I take her to hospital
>Pray to Shrek while she's in the hospital room
>Sudden scent of onions while she's on hospital bed
>Shrek bursts into room 
>Fries all the doctors with his ogre lightning onion powers
>"Should've checked themselves before they Shrek'd themselves"
>Wife and I both ogrewelmed with joy
>"Time for your C-Shrektion"
>Shrek reaches into Wife's belly button and pulls all three babies out
>Swallows all three of them whole
>"Your Shrekrifice has been accepted"
>Shrek's stomach rumbles mightily 
>Shrek belches out our children, now reborn as ogre babies
>"Better out than in, I always say"
>mfw my children are ogres
>"It's all ogre now"
>when I turn to thank Shrek, he is gone
>best day ever
>Shrek is love, Shrek is life

 

All I gotta say.

I hate you.

I hate you.

why?

 

don't h8, appreci8

Edited July 7, 201312 yr by Jim

why?

 

The amount of Shrek puns were painful and pain puts me in a bad mood.  Therefore, me=h8 u

 

This is your punishment.

 

The amount of Shrek puns were painful and pain puts me in a bad mood.  Therefore, me=h8 u

 

This is your punishment.

 

NO PICTURE OF SHREK IS A PUNISHMENT FOR ME

 

ALL PRAISE SHREK

 

(Sorry if the puns made you mad tho)

NO PICTURE OF SHREK IS A PUNISHMENT FOR ME

 

ALL PRAISE SHREK

 

(Sorry if the puns made you mad tho)

 

All puns are delightfully painful.

Edited July 7, 201312 yr by JTD95

*Stabs Shrek with a X-Blade*.

I can't

 

lol

if hatok were here, he might applaud you.

wow

if hatok were here, he might applaud you.

I miss that dude.

if hatok were here, he might applaud you.

Well this just took a very depressing turn.

I miss that dude.

 

 

Well this just took a very depressing turn.

 

NO I DIDN'T INTEND IT TO TURN OUT THIS WAY

 

IT'S JUST HATOK'S PUNS ARE VERY GOOD

 

SO MUCH THAT WHENEVER HE MAKES A PUN I ALWAYS TELL HIM TO GET OUT

 

WHICH MEANS THAT'S A HUGE COMPLIMENT FOR JIM

 

WHICH IS A GOOD THING

 

SO YES POSITIVITY YAY

 

NO SADNESS

NO I DIDN'T INTEND IT TO TURN OUT THIS WAYIT'S JUST HATOK'S PUNS ARE VERY GOODSO MUCH THAT WHENEVER HE MAKES A PUN I ALWAYS TELL HIM TO GET OUTWHICH MEANS THAT'S A HUGE COMPLIMENT FOR JIMWHICH IS A GOOD THINGSO YES POSITIVITY YAYNO SADNESS

No color any more I want to paint it black.