As most of you know, today is May the Fourth. Which means, it's time to appreciate the Star Wars franchise, but also the single greatest character to exist in that franchise: Jar-Jar Binks!
Yes, my friends- Jar Jar Binks is the most artistic, most elegant, most beautiful character in Star Wars, if not any film ever.
Look at that confident smile. Look at those beautiful ears that flap in the breeze. That is the look of a person who not only demonstrates a mastery of the English language, but also knows that he is THE BOMB. He can kick the butts of ANY character in the galaxy, and he knows it.
Today, we shouldn't think of any of the other dumb characters to come from the six star wars movies. You know why? Because Jar-Jar is better than all of them, that's why. Today's true purpose is to appreciate the beauty that is Jar-Jar Binks. So on today, Star Wars day, watch the greatest episode of them all- Episode I: The Phantom Menace- to appreciate Jar-Jar Binks, the greatest thing since sliced bread. And throw out all the other Star Wars movies, as they don't give Jar-Jar as much screen time, and that is a true shame.
As most of you know, today is May the Fourth. Which means, it's time to appreciate the Star Wars franchise, but also the single greatest character to exist in that franchise: Jar-Jar Binks!
Yes, my friends- Jar Jar Binks is the most artistic, most elegant, most beautiful character in Star Wars, if not any film ever.
Look at that confident smile. Look at those beautiful ears that flap in the breeze. That is the look of a person who not only demonstrates a mastery of the English language, but also knows that he is THE BOMB. He can kick the butts of ANY character in the galaxy, and he knows it.
Today, we shouldn't think of any of the other dumb characters to come from the six star wars movies. You know why? Because Jar-Jar is better than all of them, that's why. Today's true purpose is to appreciate the beauty that is Jar-Jar Binks. So on today, Star Wars day, watch the greatest episode of them all- Episode I: The Phantom Menace- to appreciate Jar-Jar Binks, the greatest thing since sliced bread. And throw out all the other Star Wars movies, as they don't give Jar-Jar as much screen time, and that is a true shame.
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