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THE FART FAIRY
By Squirting Demyx
The fart fairy stood outside the window waiting for little Jimmy to go to sleep. Every night he visits the children in their sleep to collect the farts they left under their pillows. If they left no farts he extracts them from their bums!
Little Jimmy fealt uneasy this night. He had the feeling that someone was watching him. (Incase you didn't get it. The fart fairy is watching him! DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!) But finally he drifted off to sleep to dream of gum drops and cheese.
It was finally time for the fart fairy to do his work. He creeped into the room through a crack in the wall and walked up to little jimmy's bed. He gently ran his long, green, stinky nails accross little jimmys bum. He was about to go through the prosses of collecting little Jimmy's unused farts when...LITTLE JIMMY WOKE UP!!! OH NO!!!
Little Jimmmy saw the horrible figure that was the fart fairy. He was a dark poo color green and had 2 mustaches. His eyes where brown and his nails where as long as your moms untrimmed toenails! Little Jimmy screamed like this, "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!". All the fart fairy responded with was a smile. "Hello little Jimmy. Did you eat your fiber today?" Little Jimmy didn't have anything to say. "I am the Fart Fairy" the fart fairy said. "You failed to leave a fart under your pillow for me tonight. So I must go through the extraction process". Little Jimmy looked SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCARED! He said to the fart fairy "You want me to fart? That is sssoooo gross! But what if I just fart for you?" The fart fairy answered him "Give it a try". He smiled at Jimmy. Little Jimmy noticed it was a lot like the smile his dad gave him when he was in the shower.
Jimmy tried and tried to fart but he couldn't do it. The fart fairy was getting impatient. "Little Jimmy, I am running out of time here. I have millions of farts to collect and so little time. So, please, just bend over so I can start the extraction process." "Not wait!" Jimmy yelled really loud. Like SUPER loud, "Let me try one more time!" Jimy pushes super hard to fart. But he ended up pooping his pants a little. little jimmy said "is that good?" The fart fairy replied "EW GROSS! WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE TO YOU? THE POOP COLLECTOR? POOP IS SOOO NASTY"
Little Jimmy started to cry bloody tears. (hear that? BLOODY TEARS ooooo So scary!)
Little Jimmy bent over. The fart fairy shoved his hand through the side of litttle jimmys bum cheek and up into his chesrt. He grabbed onto little jimmys fart sack and ripped it out. The fart fairy licked the fart sack an put it into his pocket. "there we go" he said in a CWEEPY voice. He reached into his pants and pulled out a penny. he dropped it on little jimmys face and started to leave. Little jimmy cried out "am i going to be ok?" the fart fairy replied "I'm sorry little Jimmy......You can't live without your fart sack..." The fart fairy slipped through the crack in the wall and left to collect the farts of more children.
I wanted to wite a cweepy pasta. So dis is it.
Make sure to listen to this music while reading. Makes it more cweeeeeeeeeepy!
THE FART FAIRY
By Squirting Demyx
The fart fairy stood outside the window waiting for little Jimmy to go to sleep. Every night he visits the children in their sleep to collect the farts they left under their pillows. If they left no farts he extracts them from their bums!
Little Jimmy fealt uneasy this night. He had the feeling that someone was watching him. (Incase you didn't get it. The fart fairy is watching him! DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!) But finally he drifted off to sleep to dream of gum drops and cheese.
It was finally time for the fart fairy to do his work. He creeped into the room through a crack in the wall and walked up to little jimmy's bed. He gently ran his long, green, stinky nails accross little jimmys bum. He was about to go through the prosses of collecting little Jimmy's unused farts when...LITTLE JIMMY WOKE UP!!! OH NO!!!
Little Jimmmy saw the horrible figure that was the fart fairy. He was a dark poo color green and had 2 mustaches. His eyes where brown and his nails where as long as your moms untrimmed toenails! Little Jimmy screamed like this, "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!". All the fart fairy responded with was a smile. "Hello little Jimmy. Did you eat your fiber today?" Little Jimmy didn't have anything to say. "I am the Fart Fairy" the fart fairy said. "You failed to leave a fart under your pillow for me tonight. So I must go through the extraction process". Little Jimmy looked SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCARED! He said to the fart fairy "You want me to fart? That is sssoooo gross! But what if I just fart for you?" The fart fairy answered him "Give it a try". He smiled at Jimmy. Little Jimmy noticed it was a lot like the smile his dad gave him when he was in the shower.
Jimmy tried and tried to fart but he couldn't do it. The fart fairy was getting impatient. "Little Jimmy, I am running out of time here. I have millions of farts to collect and so little time. So, please, just bend over so I can start the extraction process." "Not wait!" Jimmy yelled really loud. Like SUPER loud, "Let me try one more time!" Jimy pushes super hard to fart. But he ended up pooping his pants a little. little jimmy said "is that good?" The fart fairy replied "EW GROSS! WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE TO YOU? THE POOP COLLECTOR? POOP IS SOOO NASTY"
Little Jimmy started to cry bloody tears. (hear that? BLOODY TEARS ooooo So scary!)
Little Jimmy bent over. The fart fairy shoved his hand through the side of litttle jimmys bum cheek and up into his chesrt. He grabbed onto little jimmys fart sack and ripped it out. The fart fairy licked the fart sack an put it into his pocket. "there we go" he said in a CWEEPY voice. He reached into his pants and pulled out a penny. he dropped it on little jimmys face and started to leave. Little jimmy cried out "am i going to be ok?" the fart fairy replied "I'm sorry little Jimmy......You can't live without your fart sack..." The fart fairy slipped through the crack in the wall and left to collect the farts of more children.
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!
Edited by Squirting Demyx