Ok. So I heard that there will be a sixth Naruto movie, BUT THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED!





SASUKE IS NOT NICE, AND HINATA IS SHY, NOT A SLUT! T_T Wtf is going on...

"Also known as Naruto Shippuden the Movie: Road to Ninja, Naruto Shippuden Movie 6, among others, Road to Ninja is the 9th movie overall in the Naruto series. It will debut in Japanese theaters July 28, 2012. Naruto’s creator, Masashi Kishimoto will be personally involved with the movie. We hope to have more details as they are released!
It will be released in theaters in Japan on July 28, 2012. Series creator Masashi Kishimoto is responsible for both the film’s script and character designs. The film is set in an alternate reality of the Naruto universe in which Naruto never lost his parents and the masked villain, Tobi, carries out his plan to rule the world by shrouding it in illusions."

Oh... That's why. WAIT! WHY CAN'T THEY JUST STICK WITH THE ORIGINAL STORY INSTEAD OF DOING SOME MATRIX SHIT?!

Edited December 20, 201212 yr by dusk

NEW CHAPTER OUT NOW!!!!!!! READ IT NOW!!!!!!

 

http://www.mangapanda.com/naruto/681

 

 

Called it. We are in for a flashback!

 

So tons of things we're revealed. We learned how Madara was able to survive Hashirama's death blow. He used Izanagi. Pretty simple. How he got Rinnegan? Ate piece of Hashirama and spat it out and placed it with his skin.

 

Now We finally learned who Black Zetsu really is. IT IS ACTUALLY KAGUYA'S CHILD!!!!! AND HE IS THE MAIN REASON SH!T WENT CRAZY WITH THE UCHIHAS!!!! He tempted Indra and made the Uchiha inherit the Curse of Hatred, and screwed up what the monument actually said I.T. was! We then see another form of Kaguya's Rape Face. (FACK, This one topped the other one few chapters ago.) She said she will kill her sons. While listening and being captivated by BZ, Naruto was able to escape and dragged Sasuke out. Now they discuss a new technique.

 

What could this technique be? Will they seal Kaguya away or defeat and kill her to end the cycle? Find out next time on Naruto Shippuden!

 

Edited June 18, 201411 yr by Xamtweth-ReMIXed

Also for some reason colorkage is not working for me, but here is the colored version of Chapter 680.

 

http://www.onemanga.me/naruto_manga/680.5/

 

Yo, that was just... insane. My mind is blown. It really is.

 

Basically what happens this chapter: Post-clash, Naruto and Sasuke try to get away from Kaguya but are caught by her anyway after literally opening a window in space and time; She grabs the boys faces, as a mother would for her children to show affection, and starts crying. However, good ol' Black Zetsu helps in saying "F**K THAT" to the notion and starts possessing Naruto and Sasuke through Kaguya's hands. Black Zetsu then starts telling a "story" which can be summed up in "I've been f**king planning all this shit to resurrect my mom ever since the beginning bitches!" Yes. But before that, its revealed that Black Zetsu is literally a creation of Kaguya's life force that was created before the Ten Tails was sealed and made into the moon (also Kaguya was part of the Ten Tails/Holy Tree I guess, she probably did that after eating the Chakra Fruit). He goes on to say that the Holy Tree's form of the Ten Tails (I think that's what he means) did not rampage after its fruit was eaten in order to get it back; it was instead the will of Kaguya trying to get her chakra back from Hagoromo and Hamura (Hamura gets some faceshots this week btw), and that not even Hagoromo himself was aware of this. After that, the will basically went on to influence Indra after his loss to Asura, which would lead to the start of the Uchiha Clan's motives as being total dickheads. He also said that the monument Hagoromo left behind had its text changed so that Asura and his clans would become said dickheads. Ain't that a bitch? The rest is followed by the origin of Madara, but we get some details on how he survived his fight with Hashirama and how he ended up being connected to the Gedo Mazou and getting the Rinnegan and so on and so on (with of course the inclusion of Black Zetsu sticking his nose in it). First off: His body was kept in secret by Tobirama who wanted to study the Sharingan (Of course he would, the racist bastard) and it was revealed that Madara used Izanagi on himself to come back to life and replaced his corpse with a Shadow Clone... I think... that part's a little screwy I admit, might want to re-read that, but anyways, he implants the Hashirama DNA he got and the rest is history. (Also its been confirmed that the White Zetsus in Madara's Mazou were people who were once trapped in the IT, and of course Black Zetsu made sure of that.) BZ finishes off by saying that he himself started the Akatsuki and influenced the likes of Obito and Kabuto into doing all the shit we've seen them do in the past, basically all leading up to the current point in time: the revival of Momma Kaguya.So then Momma gives us a rape face that could rival Madara and tries to take back her chakra, but Naruto, not surprisingly, breaks off her grip on him and Sasuke, and the two begin their counterattack by using "that technique", in true Naruto fashion, which mostly likely is the sealing technique that Hagoromo gave them. I'm not sure I can really say anything after all that except... wow. Holy shit. #Hamura #ZetsuDidIt #MommaKaguya #RapeFace #ThatTechinque

 

Edited June 18, 201411 yr by Firaga Sensei

To surmise the Naruto series antagonists thus far:

 

Nagato: Behold, I am Pain! I will destroy the world, therefore saving the world, using my completely original plan!

Obito: Stand aside, special eyes. I've been manipulating you before the main character was even born!

Madara: Obito Please! I've been manipulating you to screw the whole world before you even hit puberty!

Black Zetsu: Nice try, Madara! But the truth is, I've been manipulating you all since the dawn of creation!

Kaguya:... Huh? Oh, I'm with him.

 

Edited June 23, 201411 yr by DragonMaster
edit to reflect thread merge

Word.

So true

I cant wait for next week to finally see what this jutsu that everyone has been wondering

 

Nagato: Behold, I am Pain! I will destroy the world, therefore saving the world, using my completely original plan!

Obito: Stand aside, special eyes. I've been manipulating you before the main character was even born!

Madara: Obito Please! I've been manipulating you to screw the whole world before you even hit puberty!

Black Zetsu: Nice try, Madara! But the truth is, I've been manipulating you all since the dawn of creation!

Kaguya:... Huh? Oh, I'm with him.

 

Lol this is Final Fantasy Iv all over again

 

Just replace Obito with Kain

 

Madara with Golbez

 

Kaguya and Black Zetsu with ZemusZeromus

Man this is so dead on...it's actually kind of annoying...I wouldn't be surprised if their was someone manipulating Kaguya too now

 

Yo, that was just... insane. My mind is blown. It really is.

 

Basically what happens this chapter: Post-clash, Naruto and Sasuke try to get away from Kaguya but are caught by her anyway after literally opening a window in space and time; She grabs the boys faces, as a mother would for her children to show affection, and starts crying. However, good ol' Black Zetsu helps in saying "F**K THAT" to the notion and starts possessing Naruto and Sasuke through Kaguya's hands. Black Zetsu then starts telling a "story" which can be summed up in "I've been f**king planning all this shit to resurrect my mom ever since the beginning bitches!" Yes. But before that, its revealed that Black Zetsu is literally a creation of Kaguya's life force that was created before the Ten Tails was sealed and made into the moon (also Kaguya was part of the Ten Tails/Holy Tree I guess, she probably did that after eating the Chakra Fruit). He goes on to say that the Holy Tree's form of the Ten Tails (I think that's what he means) did not rampage after its fruit was eaten in order to get it back; it was instead the will of Kaguya trying to get her chakra back from Hagoromo and Hamura (Hamura gets some faceshots this week btw), and that not even Hagoromo himself was aware of this. After that, the will basically went on to influence Indra after his loss to Asura, which would lead to the start of the Uchiha Clan's motives as being total dickheads. He also said that the monument Hagoromo left behind had its text changed so that Asura and his clans would become said dickheads. Ain't that a bitch? The rest is followed by the origin of Madara, but we get some details on how he survived his fight with Hashirama and how he ended up being connected to the Gedo Mazou and getting the Rinnegan and so on and so on (with of course the inclusion of Black Zetsu sticking his nose in it). First off: His body was kept in secret by Tobirama who wanted to study the Sharingan (Of course he would, the racist bastard) and it was revealed that Madara used Izanagi on himself to come back to life and replaced his corpse with a Shadow Clone... I think... that part's a little screwy I admit, might want to re-read that, but anyways, he implants the Hashirama DNA he got and the rest is history. (Also its been confirmed that the White Zetsus in Madara's Mazou were people who were once trapped in the IT, and of course Black Zetsu made sure of that.) BZ finishes off by saying that he himself started the Akatsuki and influenced the likes of Obito and Kabuto into doing all the shit we've seen them do in the past, basically all leading up to the current point in time: the revival of Momma Kaguya.So then Momma gives us a rape face that could rival Madara and tries to take back her chakra, but Naruto, not surprisingly, breaks off her grip on him and Sasuke, and the two begin their counterattack by using "that technique", in true Naruto fashion, which mostly likely is the sealing technique that Hagoromo gave them. I'm not sure I can really say anything after all that except... wow. Holy shit. #Hamura #ZetsuDidIt #MommaKaguya #RapeFace #ThatTechinque

 

 

I love how now all the things we thought were true at first about how this all started keeps getting retconned/changed. First we thought Pain started the Akatsuki just because of what happened to his friends, but then it turns out Obito influenced him and gave him the rinnegan, along with the 9 tails attack and all these other events, but it turns out he was in turn influenced by Madara himself, and even HE was technically influenced by Black Zetsu/Kaguya. What, next  chapter are we going to find out that there's ANOTHER PERSOn who's reponsible for Kaguya eating the fruit from the chakra tree and making her go crazy?

 

Not trying to bash on it or anything, i'm just saying that we keep getting these things retconned and changed so much at the VERY END, and now basically its said everything that happened at this point literally was started all the way back at the very beginning of the Naruto Timeline itself. It's giving me KH3D vibes, if you guys know what i mean.

 

 

I love how now all the things we thought were true at first about how this all started keeps getting retconned/changed. First we thought Pain started the Akatsuki just because of what happened to his friends, but then it turns out Obito influenced him and gave him the rinnegan, along with the 9 tails attack and all these other events, but it turns out he was in turn influenced by Madara himself, and even HE was technically influenced by Black Zetsu/Kaguya. What, next  chapter are we going to find out that there's ANOTHER PERSOn who's reponsible for Kaguya eating the fruit from the chakra tree and making her go crazy?

 

Not trying to bash on it or anything, i'm just saying that we keep getting these things retconned and changed so much at the VERY END, and now basically its said everything that happened at this point literally was started all the way back at the very beginning of the Naruto Timeline itself. It's giving me KH3D vibes, if you guys know what i mean.

 

 

 

Yeah, it's all pretty over the place. But to be honest, if you look at some of the shadiness of some of these characters like Obito/Tobi, Danzo, Black Zetsu, and Madara, you can kind of get a "I'm up to some dark shit, bro, you don't even know" vibe from them anyway. I mean, in the world of ninja, deception is everything. And that especially goes for the bad guys of the series.

 

OMG GUYS

 

You know the awesomeness that is the 15th opening of Naruto Shippuden right?

 

FINNALY THERE'S A FULL VERSION

 

Obviously I won't post it here, but if you search hard enough, you'll find it

 

And let me tell you, IT IS AAAAAAWEEEEEEESOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEE

PERFECTION AT ITS FINEST /shot

So next week in the anime, we're going to be sent into a very important story arc. I'm of course referring to...

 

 

the mini-arc of Hashirama and Madara, where we get to see their backstories as children as well as learn their motivations for their future actions and get a little history lesson in how the Shinobi World was in the early stages, a time where even kids have to be trained like freaking soldiers if they want to stay alive. I've said this before when more filler being put into the war was being talked about: I wouldn't mind if more filler was put into the Hashirama & Madara arc in order to extend certain aspects of the story, such as the freaking Senju VS Uchiha, father-son fight with Tobirama and his dad and Izuna and his dad. Though considering its been confirmed that there's not gonna be any filler in the anime this year anymore, that's probably not going to happen. Still, I'd think it'd be a nice touch.

 

Edited June 22, 201411 yr by Firaga Sensei

 

Kaguya's just along for the ride

 

yeah wow bro so dead on wow broo1o1!!!

Ain't that the truth

Okay, so... I was really bored, and had random ideas for a Naruto Shippuden abridged. I didn't know where to post them, and figured this thread would work... Also, if I actually did anything with these, they'd have to be changed since I don't remember exactly how the original scenes went.

 

WARNING: THESE ARE TERRIBLE

 

Naruto Shippuden Abridged:

 

(In the scene at the start of the first episode, when Naruto’s with Kurama)

 

Kurama: Who do you want to kill?

Naruto: (Remains silent, dramatic zoom-in…)

(Cut to Sasuke)

Sasuke: Naruto, I know you’re an idiot, but I didn’t think your head was literally empty… (Sees Kurama) What the heck is that thing?

Kurama: How did you get here?

Sasuke: Oh, the door over there.

Kurama: No, I meant inside Naruto’s head?

Sasuke: Oh, you know. Sharingan.

Kurama: Ah… Sharingan.

Sasuke: Now then… Away, foul beast! (Squeezes Kurama’s nose)

Kurama: My weakness! (Explodes)

 

 

 

(When Team Guy meets up with Team Kakashi)

Lee: It is me, Rock Lee! I have waited long to see you again-

Naruto: I didn’t think you missed me that much-

Lee: SAKURAAA!

Sakura: Back away, freak.

Neji: (Sighs) I’m Neji Hyuga.

Naruto: Oh, hey Neji!

Tenten: And I’m Ten-

Naruto: Alright, if everyone’s done, let’s go!

Tenten: (Grumbling) Everyone always forgets me…

 

 

(When Naruto meets up with Team Kurenai)

Kiba: I thought I smelled you in the village, Naruto!

Naruto: That’s kinda creepy… Oh, wait, smelling people! You’re Kiba, right?

Kiba: Do I really smell people that often…?

Shino: And I’m Shino…

Naruto: Oh, Bug-freak! What’s up?

Shino: Nothing. Just like when you guys went to save Sasuke without me.

Naruto: Haha, good old Shino.

Hinata: (In the distance, thinking) Ohmygoshohmygosh Naruto’s here! He’s so tall now and so cute and aww I just wanna hug him-

Naruto: Oh, Hinata! Stalking someone as usual, I see.

Hinata: (Squeals and passes out)

Naruto: Oh, I’m so sorry, Hinata! I gave away your position! I’ll make sure they don’t find you!

(After Hinata wakes up)

Hinata: (Thinking) What happened…? Oh yeah… Naruto’s baaaaack!

Naruto: Oh, Hinata! You’re awake now! Hey, wanna go out-

Hinata: (Passes out again)

Naruto On a… mission…? Geez, I don’t know what it is with this girl.

 

 

 

(During the Guren arc, when Naruto’s at the hot springs)

Naruto: Ah, I can finally relax… Those toads were driving me crazy. If I had to sing that song one more time, I don’t know what I’d do…

(Heavy breathing, ominous music)

Naruto: But hey, at least I can finally rest now, right?

Yukimaru: Hello…

Naruto: (Screams) Don’t kill me, please don’t kill me! Oh, I should have known that it’s always the bathing idiot who’s targeted first-

Yukimaru: What type of flower is your favorite…?

Naruto: … Wait, what?

Yukimaru: My favorite is the camellia flower…

Naruto: W-wait… Hey, kid, stop staring! Go on, yeah! Get out of here!

Yukimaru: Do you have a place to return to…?

Naruto: I’ll give you a place to return to soon if you don’t get the heck out of here, kid!

 

 

(When Hidan goes into his super weird form)

Hidan: Ahaha, the pain! It all feels so good! Soon we’ll feel the ultimate pain!

Shikamaru: This guy’s a freak…

Kakuzu: Try having to work with this guy for your entire life… If he wasn’t immortal, I’d-

Hidan: NOW, LET’S EXPERIENCE THE ULTIMATE PAIN TOGETHER, SHALL WE?

(Cut to Pain)

Pain: That idiot, I’ve still got a few more arcs to go until they experience me.

 

 

 

(When Hinata saves Naruto from Pain)

Pain: Why would you do this…? This boy is nothing but a monster to your village.

Hinata: I’ve always watched him from afar… I’ve followed him everywhere, ever since I first saw him…

Pain: Geez, you’re a little freak.

Hinata: I… Love you, Naruto…

Naruto: (Thinking) All these years, I’ve been chasing after Sakura… But, you know, who cares about her? This girl’s clearly way better! Alright, as soon as I get out of these chakra rods, I’ll tell her how I-

Pain: (Beats the crap out of Hinata) Don’t worry kid, you’re safe now. She won’t be stalking you anymore.

Naruto: YOU JERK, THAT WAS MY ONE CHANCE AT GETTING A GIRL, AND YOU JUST KILLED HER! DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND LOVE?

Pain: All that I know is pain…

Naruto: OH, I’LL MAKE YOU KNOW PAIN. (Goes 6 Tailed Mode)

 

 

Okay, so... I was really bored, and had random ideas for a Naruto Shippuden abridged. I didn't know where to post them, and figured this thread would work... Also, if I actually did anything with these, they'd have to be changed since I don't remember exactly how the original scenes went.

 

WARNING: THESE ARE TERRIBLE

 

Naruto Shippuden Abridged:

 

(In the scene at the start of the first episode, when Naruto’s with Kurama)

 

Kurama: Who do you want to kill?

Naruto: (Remains silent, dramatic zoom-in…)

(Cut to Sasuke)

Sasuke: Naruto, I know you’re an idiot, but I didn’t think your head was literally empty… (Sees Kurama) What the heck is that thing?

Kurama: How did you get here?

Sasuke: Oh, the door over there.

Kurama: No, I meant inside Naruto’s head?

Sasuke: Oh, you know. Sharingan.

Kurama: Ah… Sharingan.

Sasuke: Now then… Away, foul beast! (Squeezes Kurama’s nose)

Kurama: My weakness! (Explodes)

 

 

 

(When Team Guy meets up with Team Kakashi)

Lee: It is me, Rock Lee! I have waited long to see you again-

Naruto: I didn’t think you missed me that much-

Lee: SAKURAAA!

Sakura: Back away, freak.

Neji: (Sighs) I’m Neji Hyuga.

Naruto: Oh, hey Neji!

Tenten: And I’m Ten-

Naruto: Alright, if everyone’s done, let’s go!

Tenten: (Grumbling) Everyone always forgets me…

 

 

(When Naruto meets up with Team Kurenai)

Kiba: I thought I smelled you in the village, Naruto!

Naruto: That’s kinda creepy… Oh, wait, smelling people! You’re Kiba, right?

Kiba: Do I really smell people that often…?

Shino: And I’m Shino…

Naruto: Oh, Bug-freak! What’s up?

Shino: Nothing. Just like when you guys went to save Sasuke without me.

Naruto: Haha, good old Shino.

Hinata: (In the distance, thinking) Ohmygoshohmygosh Naruto’s here! He’s so tall now and so cute and aww I just wanna hug him-

Naruto: Oh, Hinata! Stalking someone as usual, I see.

Hinata: (Squeals and passes out)

Naruto: Oh, I’m so sorry, Hinata! I gave away your position! I’ll make sure they don’t find you!

(After Hinata wakes up)

Hinata: (Thinking) What happened…? Oh yeah… Naruto’s baaaaack!

Naruto: Oh, Hinata! You’re awake now! Hey, wanna go out-

Hinata: (Passes out again)

Naruto On a… mission…? Geez, I don’t know what it is with this girl.

 

 

 

(During the Guren arc, when Naruto’s at the hot springs)

Naruto: Ah, I can finally relax… Those toads were driving me crazy. If I had to sing that song one more time, I don’t know what I’d do…

(Heavy breathing, ominous music)

Naruto: But hey, at least I can finally rest now, right?

Yukimaru: Hello…

Naruto: (Screams) Don’t kill me, please don’t kill me! Oh, I should have known that it’s always the bathing idiot who’s targeted first-

Yukimaru: What type of flower is your favorite…?

Naruto: … Wait, what?

Yukimaru: My favorite is the camellia flower…

Naruto: W-wait… Hey, kid, stop staring! Go on, yeah! Get out of here!

Yukimaru: Do you have a place to return to…?

Naruto: I’ll give you a place to return to soon if you don’t get the heck out of here, kid!

 

 

(When Hidan goes into his super weird form)

Hidan: Ahaha, the pain! It all feels so good! Soon we’ll feel the ultimate pain!

Shikamaru: This guy’s a freak…

Kakuzu: Try having to work with this guy for your entire life… If he wasn’t immortal, I’d-

Hidan: NOW, LET’S EXPERIENCE THE ULTIMATE PAIN TOGETHER, SHALL WE?

(Cut to Pain)

Pain: That idiot, I’ve still got a few more arcs to go until they experience me.

 

 

 

(When Hinata saves Naruto from Pain)

Pain: Why would you do this…? This boy is nothing but a monster to your village.

Hinata: I’ve always watched him from afar… I’ve followed him everywhere, ever since I first saw him…

Pain: Geez, you’re a little freak.

Hinata: I… Love you, Naruto…

Naruto: (Thinking) All these years, I’ve been chasing after Sakura… But, you know, who cares about her? This girl’s clearly way better! Alright, as soon as I get out of these chakra rods, I’ll tell her how I-

Pain: (Beats the crap out of Hinata) Don’t worry kid, you’re safe now. She won’t be stalking you anymore.

Naruto: YOU JERK, THAT WAS MY ONE CHANCE AT GETTING A GIRL, AND YOU JUST KILLED HER! DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND LOVE?

Pain: All that I know is pain…

Naruto: OH, I’LL MAKE YOU KNOW PAIN. (Goes 6 Tailed Mode)

 

 

 

I couldn't help but rework some of these a little since I'm bored too and I like the ideas you were going for.. Your stuff is actually really good by the way, but again, bored, so here's my take on some of these:

 

 

 

(Naruto and Sasuke with Kurama)

 

Kurama: So what then, are you gonna use my chakra against your boyfriend or what?

Naruto: (silent, dramatically reaches for Kurama) *thinks* Fur... so... pretty... much... pe--Sasuke: (appears) Boo.

Naruto: (stops) *thinks* What the?! Sasuke?!Kurama: Hmm... who are you, boy?

Sasuke: My name is Sasuke Uchiha.

Kurama: But how did yo--

Sasuke: Sharigan.

Kurama: Figures. Just like the other one before too. He was a bigger pain in my ass than blondie here.

Naruto: *think* Hey come on, I'm right here! And why am I thinking all of this?

Sasuke: Anyways, now that I'm inside Naruto's empty head, time to take care of his little pet.

Kurama: Hey, I ain't nobody's pet! Why don't you just take a hike?!

Sasuke: Alright fine... but before I do let me show you a trick... *grabs Kurama's nose* Got your nose.

Kurama: What the h--*Sasuke dissapates Kurama* AGH! MY NOSE!

 

(Team Kakashi meets up with Team Gai)

 

Naruto: Alright, we're all here now!

Lee: Naruto! It is you!

Naruto: That's right, Lee! Good to see you! And its good to see you too, Gai Sensei, Neji and... *stares at Tenten*... uh...

Tenten: *sighs* My name is T-

Naruto: Right, great. Anyways--

 

(Kakashi & Team Asuma VS Hidan and Kakuzu)

 

Hidan: *transforms into Jashin Mode* HAHA! Now I'm gonna show you shitholes what true pain is! 

*in Rain Village*

Pain: I don't know why, but I have the sudden urge to smack Hidan right now.

*back with the others*

Kakuzu: Damn it, Hidan, why do you have to be such a freak?

Kakashi: Coming from the guy who harvests peoples hearts.

Kakuzu: Hey! ... S-shut up!

 

(Hinata steps in to save Naruto from Pain)

 

Pain: Why are you protecting him, girl?

Hinata: Because Naruto... Naruto is the reason that I fight. He's the reason that I have faith in myself. I've watched him from afar for a very long time, without him even knowing at first...

Pain: *thinking* Wow, am I really getting set up to fight a stalker?

Hinata: And now... I finally have enough courage to say... Naruto... I love you. I always will.

Naruto: Hinata! Its not safe! You have to get out of h-whaaaat? You... you love me?

Pain: *thinks* Ugh, please tell me that she's not going to win on some determination bullshit. 

Hinata: Yes. Yes I do. *gets into fighting stance* And I'm willing to do everything I can so that--

Pain: Nope. *beats Hinata in a very short fashion*

Naruto: *stares in shock*

Pain: Yeah, I'm not letting somebody like you get in my way. My followers would think I'm a pussy.

Naruto: *thinks* No... Hinata.... No.... *pause* I was gonna get laid!

*transforms into Six Tails*

 

And now here's a couple I made myself:

 

(Deidara being chased by Naruto and Kakashi)

Deidara: So, are you guys gonna try and stop me or--

Naruto: I"m gonna rip out your entrails and feed them to you!

Deidara: ... Yeah, probably shouldn't force small talk. Just keep going, Deidara.

Kakashi: Naruto, calm down already!

Naruto: Sensei, we need to stop this guy!Kakashi: Well, chasing after him isn't going to work! We need to beat him by attacking him at short-distance or by at his own game: long-distance!

Naruto: Alright fine! Took you long enough to--... wait, yeah, it DID take you long enough to say that! Why didn't you say that before?!

Kakashi: How could I when you just starting chasing after him without a second thought!

Naruto: I would have stopped if you just explained this to me while we were running! How long have we been doing this anyway?! Twenty five minutes?!

Kakashi: You don't even have a watch, how do you know that?!

Naruto: I don't know, how come you wear a mask all the freaking time?!

Kakashi: .... *pause* Point taken. Lets handle flying boy.

 

(Five Kage Summt: Sasuke VS Danzo)

Danzo: *has Karin as hostage* Go ahead and kill me, boy! But if you do, I'll take the girl with me!

Sasuke: Okay.

Danzo: Don't try and--... wait, what?

Sasuke: I said okay. I'll kill you both.

Karin: Sasuke, please no!

Danzo: What the hell is wrong with you?! Isn't she your teammate or something?

Sasuke: I don't need her anymore. And quite frankly, I couldn't give more than two shits about her life.

Danzo: Oh... well then, now that you've said that... maybe you and I can come to an impasse inste-

Sasuke: *pierces Danzo and Karin with Chidori* There's your impasse.

 

 

Edited June 25, 201411 yr by Firaga Sensei

WAAZZAAAAP GAIS!? In X amount of hours, we will get a brand new naruto chapter! To get you gai's hyped for the new chapter, here is the colored version of Chapter 681. Read it now to prepare for this week's chapter!

 

http://www.onemanga.me/naruto_manga/681.5/

 

(Apparently, colorkage is down for maintenance, so I will be using Onemanga for now).

 

 

I can officially conclude that Kaguya wins the Rape Face contest. Not even Madara's Rape Face from when he sensed Hashirama can match Kaguya's rape face when she is on period.

 

Edited June 25, 201411 yr by Xamtweth-ReMIXed

Well, Firaga and Axel posting their Naruto Abridged scenes reminded me that i already made a few of mine awhile back. These are based on Naruto Part 1 though, not Shippuden, so get ready for NEW SCENES (That suck really bad, im sorry if you hate them. ):

 

 

Lee: I WANT TO FIGHT SASUKE

Naruto: NO WAY, HE'S MY RIVAL YOU BITCH, GET YOUR OWN!

Lee: I do. *flashback with Lee meeting Neji*

Lee: Hi, im Rock lee. Let's be equal partners!

Neji: F*ck off.

Lee: YOU MEANIE, I HATE YOU. *runs away*

 

 

Naruto: I will defeat you, BECAUSE YOU HURT ONE OF THE ONLY PEOPLE IN THIS VILLAGE WHO LIKES ME! *naruto rushes towards Neji* TAKE THI-

Neji: Rotation. *spins around casually and Naruto gets thrown back. Naruto gets back up and runs back at Neji*

Naruto: HEY, I SAID IM GONNA KICK YOUR A-

Neji: Cock block *spins around and knocks Naruto back*

Naruto: SON OF A BI- *Neji kicks Naruto in the face*

 

 

*Naruto finds sasuke standing on a statue head in the valley of peace*

Naruto: SASUKE! Good job on making Sakura cry to me, she finally acknowledged me without bitching at me for being an idiot thanks to you leaving, so thanks. Also, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? Why did you leave? *sasuke shows that the curse mark has started t o corrupt him and gasps*

Sasuke: I need power to kill my brother, so im gonna go to the only person who can give it. A snake guy who seems like a stalker and looks like he wants to do very disturbing perverted things to me. BUT I DONT CARE, THE ONLY PURPOSE IN MY LIFE IS TO KILL MY BROTHER!.

Naruto: Uh.......You know you can just train in the village to get strong enough to kill Itachi, right? How do you think the Hokages got so strong? Not by joining creepy guys, that's for damn sure.

Sasuke: Bu-SHUT UP, IM GOING TO OROCHIMARU, AND YOU CAN'T ST- *Naruto punches Sasuke and pins him down*

Naruto: LISTEN YOU IDIOT, HE'S GOING TO TAKE YOUR BODY AND KILL YOU!

Sasuke: If I give you some Ramen will you leave me alone?

*Naruto thinks it over* Naruto: Sure!

Sasuke: Alright, just go to the Ichiriku Ramen shop in the village and ill meet you there.

Naruto: K, Thanks Sa-  *Sasuke knocks Naruto down into the water 5 stories below, and Naruto falls through the water, thinking*

Naruto: He......He said he would get me Ramen..........THAT BAAAAAAAAAAASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDDDDD!!!!!!!! *Naruto stands in front of the Nine tails seal in his mind*

Naruto: HEY, YOU STUPID FOX DEMON WHO'S NAME IS A REFERENCE TO YU YU HAKUSHO.

Kurama: Uh, what're you talking about?

Naruto: NEVER MIND, I NEED YOUR POWER TO KILL A KID WHO WANTS TO LEAVE THE VILLAGE PEACEFULLY BECAUSE HE PROMISED ME RAMEN AND LIED TO ME ABOUT THAT. WILL YOU GIVE ME THE POWER TO VICIOUSLY BREAK EVERY BONE IN THIS KIDS BODY TO PUNISH HIM?!?!?

Kurama: Uh........Ok. *Naruto shoots back up out of the water, in One tail form*

Sasuke: What the hell? Why are you glowing red all of a sudden?

Naruto: I promised Sakura that i would drag you back to the village, but i never said that i wouldn't harm you if it came to it. NOW IM GONNA BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH!

 

 

*Naruto tries to summon a toad, but summons a tadpole again*

Jiraiya: Wow, I thought you might've had potential, but you really are weak aren't you.

Naruto: HEY GIMME A BREAK, I JUST STARTED.

Jiraiya: Uh, its been 3 weeks since i started training you, and you havent made any progress. You eat too much Ramen, its hindering you since you never eat anything else and get any vitamens.

Naruto: HEY, DON'T YOU SAY ANYTHING AGAINST RAMEN. ITS THE BEST FOOD IN THE WORLD, BELIEVE IT! *Jiraiya thinks*

Jiraiya: Well, i guess the only thing left to do is try and kill Naruto in the most brutal and sick, twisted way possible and try to have him release the 9 tails that way. *looks towards a crevasse* Or i could just drop him down there. Eh, it'll take too much time out of my schedule of spying on girls if i take the time to beat him to death, ill just drop him down that crevasse and leave him.

Jiraiya: Hey Naruto, I KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU STRONGER FAST!

Naruto: REALLY, WHAT? *Jiraiya picks up Naruto and holds him over the crevasse*

Jiraiya: Ill drop you into this deep crevasse which will kill you if you fall to the bottom. You gotta summon the power of the demon inside you, or you'll die.

Naruto: WHAT?

Jiraiya: Good luck! *drops him down the crevasse*

Naruto: YOU PERVY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!! *looks at the ground coming closer as he falls*

Naruto: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY- *Naruto finds himself inside his mind, in front of a gate* Naruto: Where am I?

Kurama: This is the gate of hell. You have died and now your sins have condemned you to come inside these gates and burn for the rest of eternity.

Naruto: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY AFOSDJGSAIOGJSAGANOFSDNG. *foams at the mouth and falls to his knees* OH GOD, PLEASE NO, IM ONLY A KID,SO WHAT IF I JACK OFF EVERY NOW IN THEN, OR CURSE, OR THAT I KILLED THAT BABY ONCE JUST FOR FUN.

Kurama: What?

Naruto: Uh.... NOTHING. JUST PLEASE, DONT HURT ME. *Kurama steps up to the gate showing himself as the demon 9 tailed fox and starts laughing*

Kurama: HAHAHAHHAAHAHA! Wow you really fell for that. Oh my god, that was hilarious, i needed a laugh after being stuck alone in here for 13 years.

Naruto: Huh?

Kurama: Nah, your not at the gates of hell, we're in your mind.

Naruto: OH THANK GOD. Wait, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ANYWAY?

Kurama: I am the 9 tail demon fox. My name is Kurama, and i am also known as the Kyuubi, who was sealed in here by your father, the 4th Hokage. *Naruto is shown to have fallen asleep while Kurama was talking*

Kurama: HEY YOU LITTLE SHIT, WAKE THE HELL UP! *Naruto wakes up*

Kurama: Anyway, i summoned you here, because you are about to fall to your bloody death in the real world. Since i don't want you to die, because that would kill me aswell, i will give you some of my chakra, to save yourself. 

*gives naruto his chakra through his hand and a red aura envelops Naruto. Naruto wakes up in the real world and quickly performs the seals to summon a toad* SUMMONING HUGE ASS TOAD JUTSU! *gamabunta appears and Naruto lands on top of him*

Gama: What the- Where the hell am I?

Naruto: YES, I DID IT, I CAN SUMMON A HUGE TOAD!

Gama: Hey, what the hell are you doing on my head you little prick?

Naruto: I SUMMONED YOU YOU STUPID FROG, I AM YOUR MASTER AND YOU WILL DO WHAT I- *Passes out from the exhaustion of summoning Gamabunta*

NEW CHAPTER OUT NOW!!!! READ IT NOW!!!!

 

http://www.mangapanda.com/naruto/682

 

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WHAT THE F**K DID I READ?!

 

I'll tell you what I read: Naruto's "technique" turns out to be a freaking variation of his Sexy Jutsu: the Reverse Harem Jutsu! Where Naruto basically did what he did with Ebisu except they're all guys... yeah... what the hell?! This is probably the most hilarious shit I've seen in this manga since, like, the moment where Kiba tells Shino to "LOOK AT THE MOON" before the IT happened. It just came out of nowhere man. Both Kaguya AND Sakura got him by it; Sakura starts snorting blood like Jiraiya (who is referenced in the chapter). Anyways the rest of the chapter is basically Kaguya showing off her God powers by changing the lava world around her and the others into an ice world and then sending Sasuke to a desert world at the end. Gotta love cliffhangers. There's a bunch of other stuff too, like dialouge with Kakashi, Naruto, and Sasuke, but really, its not exactly things that are new, its just stuff that we've heard before and observations on what's going on in the fight. I know I sound like I don't give a shit, and I do really, but that one freaking scene tho. It just stole the damn show for me. I don't even know whether to call this chapter good or bad, I just... what the f**k?! Okay, I"m done. I can't go on. Here's some hashtags.#ReverseHaremJutsu #SakuraSnort #KaguyaWideEyed #JiraiyaCameo #IceWorld #DesertWorld #SasukeInAgrabah

 

The new chapter in 1 picture

 

 

 

I'M DYING HERE IEHRDNISOFHDCEIUOHQ

 

So with the release of the naruto manga 682 out today I got to say I was disappointed with the technique that they just show today I was hoping it was something powerful with all this waiting for but cant believe it was that stupid