WARNING: Do not try this under any circumstances! Seriously. You will be severly traumatized and never see the world the same again! That is all.

 

Okay, so yesterday my cousins and I all went to the movies, despite the fact I didn't want to go. While we walked to the theater, we heard a bunch of girls talking about some special "Twilight Saga Trilogy showing" or something like that happening at the movies. So my cousins and I decided to go check it out. When we got inside we stood against the door and waited for the workers to turn the lights off. When the first Twilight movie started, one of my cousins said, "I got an idea. Let's yell Twilight sucks while the movie is playing.". I told him it was a bad idea, but my other cousin insisted and told me that I had to do it(there both older than me). I still refused an they said that if I hit them, then only I would get in trouble. Which was true.

 

So we yelled "Twilight sucks!" as loud as we could and all hell broke loose. The lights turned off and every single person in the theater that heard us, except the guards/workers, ran after us. After a collective "OH SHI-" we ran outside the theater, and to my house. We ran inside and looked out the window and, to our dismay, they followed us home. So, like any great group of kids left by themselves, we took action. We picked up our paintball guns and shot at all of them. After that, we locked every door and window and waited until they left.

 

But they didn' leave until midnight. So, we went to sleep in my room. And we will never be able to go to that theater every again.

hahahahah lol man that was funny real funny

If we even tried to walk into that theater the Twilight fangirls would try to kill us. And I don't even want to say anything about the fanboys... but it was funny to us once they left.

I love Twilight but wow, that is still hilarious to me and yes Twilight fans can be very scary... o.o;; I want to play paintball so bad, I haven't done that in a while.

painball is fun me and my freind's thorw a war ever 2 year's for fun but emi never say that movie of book's suck around girl's that like them or boy

lololololololol XDDDDDD I might just try that at mah theater where I normally go to and see how THAT works XDDD

Me and my friends play Paintball pretty regularly owo

But yeah... you probably have death threats by now, Emo

You don't know how much I want to do that now.

Me and my friends play Paintball pretty regularly owo

But yeah... you probably have death threats by now, Emo

 

The messed up thing is, some of those girls have my phone number.

 

 

lololololololol XDDDDDD I might just try that at mah theater where I normally go to and see how THAT works XDDD

 

I suggest you wear a helmet.

If there was no law against such things, and I was being chased by a bunch of Twilight fanboys like ravaging vampires, being the native american werewolf I am, i'd get in a fight with each and every one of them, surrounded by them, fighting opponent after opponent in an epic brawl. Blood on me, blood on them. It'd be a good night. Even if I lost and was thrown to the sidewalk, I'd have a smile on my face as I limp home.

I could've done that but I wouldve been arrested for various offensives.

I could've done that but I wouldve been arrested for various offensives.

 

As I said, "If there was no law against it".

Funny thing is; their technically is no law against it around here. But I'd still get arrested(everyone hates schizos)

Hahahahaha. I did something like that with my two best friends once...but instead we laughed during the whole movie and at the end shouted "This sucked big time!"

I really have to do this. Even though I will be killed if I do it I have to try. Very good idea Virts(oops Emo )

Haha That is really funny Emo. Me and my cousins were going to do that at Twilight Trilogy over here (During the first movie though), but we forgot to >.<

We remembered when we left the theater.

We did dance in the hall way thing though Everyone was like o.O What are they doing. It was so funny though and what you guys did sounded funny too.

Become friends with a very tall, muscular dude, take him with you. Those 12 year olds won't dare to mess with him