" "Chuck Norris once tried to go & join WWE, but..." & people are unsure as to whether...

• He wasn't interested & thought John Cena, Nathan Jones, Triple H, Ultimate Warrior, Kofi Kingston, Rey Mysterio, Rob van Dam, C.M. Punk, Undertaker, Dusty Rhodes & the gang were condsidered a simple "Diaper Brigade" compared to him & quit before he started anything, or...
• The Judge said "No professionals allowed", sent the usher after him, threw him out, then said, "come back when that bald patch in your chest hair is gone! It's ugly, irritating & disgusting!" "

Now try to creat your own!

Fool, when Chuck Norris goes to WWE, he forces his way into WWE.

Ansem seeker of darkness suffers a defeat at the hands of sora and goes to the door of kingdom hearts where he dissolves in a white light. But what they don't realize is there is no white light, it is simply Chuck Norris's awesomeness ending the game.

Mysterious Figure is Chuck Norris' bitch.

The boogyman checks for Chuck Norris under his bed.

Chuck Norris once gave a bunch of teens some old watches. Those teens are now known as the Power Rangers.

 

Peace!

Chuck Norris gave a Keyblade to a suit of armor.

 

That suit of armor is now known as the Lingering Will.

Edited August 16, 201510 yr by KHRealm20012

Chuck Norris wasn't born: he simply is. 

 

 

I dunno either

Chuck Norris once spit in the sewer in New York. There are now Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

The only thing that can defeat Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

 

And even then, Chuck Norris would win.

Edited August 30, 201510 yr by Firaga Sensei

The only thing that can defeat Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. And even then, Chuck Norris would win.

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