Quite simple. Post something controversial and see how off-track we get about it.

 

I'll start. In the spirit of Star Wars: The Force Awakens coming out...

 

Greedo shot first.

No, Captain Jack Sparrow shot first.

But then why's the rum gone?

Because Sora drank it.

No, the rum is Norted

Well yes, that's all well and good,

 

But why is the rum gone?

Disney's The Lion King is very overrated and they have done better animated films.

I still like it, though. Don't get me wrong.

That doesn't explain our rum problem. Hurry up or we'll all end up sober!

*gives everyone more rum* FOUND IT!

 

Rum is the worst alcoholic drink.

Well that's good, but where were the hobbits taken to?

The hobbits were taken to Isengard. We just need some rum and then we can go on an adventure!

*gives everyone more rum* FOUND IT!

 

Rum is the worst alcoholic drink.

 

How DARE you!

 

Tequila is objectively worse. It's basically paint thinner.

I don't drink so this is controversial. THERE SHALL BE NO QUESTING WHILE INTOXICATED

*whispers* Hestia is not Bestia.

But, this wasn't part of the plan. How can you be so sure of this hypothesis?

Edited January 9, 201610 yr by Steven Drake (SteVentus)

It's because the Hypothesis is norted

But the rum is not norted and neither is the bum

The rum may not be norted, but the situation just got nortified. I repeat this is a code yellow situation! THE SITUATION IS NORTIFIED! EVERYBODY RUN rum

I'm not a coward, like you, I'm staying to stop the evil, higgy-higgy bandits from destroying Planet Bomber!

 

*Bomberman music plays*

 

 

Rock on!

Well then sire, I'm with you to the end.

 

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGGE

Right! At times like this, you just gotta...

 

 

And that is what we shall do!

For honour and the balance of the Realms! and the rum

Controversial Statement: The realms will do fine without you.

Wait, how about the Rum? It will turn into RumNort!