This will be easier to keep up with chat messages since they are quite popular in this section of the forum and some get lost within pages and pages of threads, so why not make a sticky? Please do not post any offending chat logs that may upset other members and I know spam is okay here but it has its limits, so just don't go too overboard and remember to ask other member's if it is okay to share their chat logs, enjoy.

I also have seen this type of thread on other forums as well and it is helpful because you can review the chat logs anytime without searching for the thread.

 

So please begin posting logs here that you wish to share~

^That made me laugh way more than it probably should have. xDD

?: H3LLO

?: HAVE YOU SEEN--

?: WAIT*

?: ARGH

?: OH GOG

?: H1

?: HELLO.

?: [:

?: I HAVE GONE THROUGH SO MUCH TROUBLE LOOKING FOR YOU.

?: SO H4V3 1

?: 1 K3PT RUNN1NG 1NTO MYS3LF

?: AND ERIDAN SANG ME ONE OF THOSE SHITTY HUMAN SONGS.

?: IT WAS TERRIBLE.

?: WHAT IS A GAY BAR ANYWAYS.

?: OH, T4VROS TOLD M3 YOU W3R3 B31NG S3R3NAD3D BY 3R1D14N

?: 1 DON'T KNOW

?: SERENADED? firetruck NO.

?: IT WAS TORTURE.

?: 1M SUR3 YOU LOV3D 1T

?: [:

?: AND HE WANTS TO START A WAR OR SOMETHING,

?: I REALLY DON'T KNOW.

?: OH, OK4Y?

?: I DON'T firetruckING GET IT.

?: WH3N DO YOU 3V3R UND3RST4ND 4NYTH1NG?

?: OH SHUT UP.

?: 1TS TRU3

?: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

?: >:[ NOTH1NG

?: UMM YOU'RE A CRIPPLE, FOR ONE.

?: >:[

?: <3

?: <3

 

my friend and I were on zingled looking for each other as Terezi and Karkat o3o I ran into other Terezi's several times and she ran into creepy ass Gamzee and Eridian tried to serenade her >> But we found each other in the end, lolz. I'm Terezi, the one typing in leet, she was Karkat, the one typing in all caps. C: amusing

 

edit;

KaiSo says:

clarks body isn't a bad thing to look at though cause I mean it's rather delicious and arousing

Lady Koko says

i want a boy first

Ivan is Awesome says

If I get married to a man

and have a boy first

he's potty training the kid

Lady Koko says

LOL

Ivan is Awesome says

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO POTTY TRAIN A BOY?

"Okay so you... grab your penor and aim"

Lady Koko says

LOOOOL

Oh god

Ivan is Awesome says

"And don't miss."

"AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING THIS IN THE SNOW WHILE SPELLING OUT YOUR NAME"

"If you miss, you're cleaning it up."

"And don't listen to what Daddy says, straighteners don't make your penor longer."

Lady Koko says

... o-o

Ivan is Awesome says

"Only works on hair "

"But not penor hair"

"Which will grow on you eventually"

"But not now."

I'LL BE A GOOD MOMMY

Lady Koko says

WONDERFUL

 

 

....The wonders of parenthood?

Kristikins says:

Koko.

Can I invade you?

Pretend your pants are France and invade them

Karkles says:

NO SHE'S FILLING PAILS WITH ME.

Kristikins says:

firetruck. NO.

T3R3Z1 says:

oh lord

MY VITAL REGIONS

MY PAILS

FFFFFFF

?: HUBBY?

?: sup

?: yeah im your hubby

?: U NOT MY HUBBY.

?: yeah i am

?: how can i prove it to you

?: NO UR NOT

?: wow thats rude

?: MY HUBBY LAHVES ME

?: FFFUUUU

?: I SMELL NICE

?: yeah you do

?: THANK U

?: i know this because im your hubby how else would i know that fact

?: FFUU NO

 

I was bored.

 

?: HUBBY??

The other user has left

Lolwut? Who the hell is strider?

 

?: Greetings

?: Does Strider mean anything to you?

?: don't know who that is

?: sorry ^^'

?: He's dead.

?: oh o.o

Lolwut? Who the hell is strider?

 

?: Greetings

?: Does Strider mean anything to you?

?: don't know who that is

?: sorry ^^'

?: He's dead.

?: oh o.o

 

IUR4hfnw43ekjgrf34uhnrf38ygfb STRIDER. NO. WHY.

Dave Strider is from Homestuck.

 

You guys, you do know Zingled is full of Homestuck trolls?

Nobody cares as long as someone else does it.

?: Hello.

?: BONJOUR.

?: CA VA?

?: Bien, et toi?

?: i dont firetrucking know what do you think i am french

?: jesus

You have disconnected.

?: I JUST WANT TO FEED YOU BABY BIRDS AND firetruck YOUR BRAIN HOLE

?: why won't you let me do that?

?: SOUNDS KINKY

?: you're a sadist

?: But I have kids and wife

?: That need hiding

Looking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)

You are now chatting with a person, say hi.

?: H3H3H3

?: HEY THERE TEREZI

?: K4RKL3S

?: >;]

?: UGH

?: JUST BECAUSE I LET YOU CALL ME THAT THAT ONE TIME

?: DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN CALL ME THAT ALL THE firetruckING TIME.

?: BUT 1TS CUT3

?: 4ND 1T SU1TS YOU

?: >;]

?: UGH AND IT'S ALSO DEGRADING AND FEMININE.

?: 1TS 4DOR4BL3

?: L1K3 YOU

?: AWW WELL firetruckING THANKS

?: H3H3H3 >;]

?: YOUR3 W3LCOM3

?: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I CALLED YOU A PET NAME

?: LIKE

?: TERRY

?: 1 WOULDNT M1ND

?: FINE THEN

?: I'M CALLING YOU TERRY FROM NOW ON.

?: H3H3H3 K4RKL3S <3

?: HAHAHAHA TERRY

?: ....

?: <3

?: >;]

?: SDZC Z

?: firetruck

?: I firetruckING JUST FELL

?: GOG DAMNIT

?: 4W POOR K4RKL3S

?: SHUT UP.

?: GOG

?: YOUR3 FLUSH3D FOR M3 4ND YOU KNOW 1T <3

?: UGH YEAH I firetruckING NOW

?: IT'S JUST THAT YOU CAN BE firetruckING CRAZY

?: ESPECIALLY WITH WHAT YOU DO TO ME.

?: H3H3H3 4TL34ST 1M NOT G4MZ33

?: THANK JEGUS

?: THAT YOU AREN'T A SOPOR SLIME SLURPING firetruckHEAD

?: YOU'RE JUST A CHALK SNORTING CREEPER

?: 4ND YOU LOV3 M3 4NYW4YS

?: YEAH YEAH

?: WHATEVER

?: I KIND OF WISH WE DID STUFF MORE, THOUGH.

?: TH3N WH3R3 4R3 YOU? 1LL BR1NG MY P41L >;]

?: I'M AT MY HIVE, LIKE ALWAYS

?: H3H3H3

?: OK4Y

?: >;]

?: S33 Y4 L4T3R K4RKL3S

?: <3

I will admit, I laughed during some of this convo.

 

Chaosx: YOU LIE

Chaosx: I SAW THIS

Me: yes, i know

Me: but now that you know, you will have to be eliminated

Chaosx: You should not make such assumptions

Me: ive already sent over the squad

Chaosx: Well then

Chaosx: AHAh!

Chaosx: Where do I live?

Me: you have minutes to live, decide what you will do because there is no escape

Chaosx: O_O

Me: you live on the planet earth, that's all you need to know

Chaosx: *Clicks on browser window*

Chaosx: How long do I have

Me: as long as it takes

Chaosx: HATS LONG ENOUGH

Me: you have a 2 second head start

Chaosx: Any whoz

Chaosx: ok

Chaosx: But

Me: what exactly was this about?

Chaosx: I think you should know

Chaosx: I have Chuck Norris with me

Me: we aren't after chuck, we are after you

Chaosx: SO BRING IT

Chaosx: Chuck will protect me

Chaosx: I rescued his cat

Me: i rescued his dog

Chaosx: From a burning shark tank

Me: from himself

Me: he was very grateful

Me: and he is a part of my squad, say goodnight

Chaosx: well

Chaosx: i have his weakness

Chaosx: bruce li

Me: he's part of the squad too

Chaosx: no

Chaosx: U have jet Li

Chaosx: I have bruce

Chaosx: I stoled him from u

Me: its no use resisting, you're just denying the inevitable

Chaosx: What if

Chaosx: I share my cake

Chaosx: It will explode if I die

Me: im not much for cake, besides, i know its a lie

Me: that's why i had to kill glados

Chaosx: DAMN

Chaosx: YOU KNOW THE SECRETS OF PORTAL?

Me: and then she came back, but, ill kill her again

Chaosx: OH YEAH

Chaosx: WELL

Chaosx: I know who u are now

Chaosx: Chell, I know your weakness

Me: good luck getting to me

Chaosx: And if you ever want to see him again, you have to let me live

Me: you can find me in the videogame

Me: no thanks im straight

Chaosx: Or i'll drop him in the incinirator

Me: you can kill him

Chaosx: Is that what you want?

Chaosx: SAY GOODBYE

Me: well, i dont even know him

Chaosx: TO YOUR WIGHTED COMPANION CUBE!

Me: i killed him already

Me: your a little late to the punch

Chaosx: AH

Chaosx: But I used the cheat

Chaosx: And allowed him to live

Me: well i played the game

Chaosx: So did I

Me: and no turret stood in my way

Chaosx: Tis a great game

Chaosx: I KNOW

Me: yes, yes it is

Chaosx: Maybe

Me: got a few achievements on the way

Chaosx: We can put our differences behind us

Chaosx: for portal

Chaosx: You monster

Chaosx: Hugz?

Me: yes, but i must understand one thing, how exactly did this start? oh, btw, i did it for science,

Me: not cake

Me: i already knew it was a lie

Chaosx: I saw it

Me: i just wanted to confuse glados

Chaosx: Your status

Chaosx: BUT

Chaosx: GLaDOS

Me: ah yes, it, and so that makes you no one, hello no one, nice to meat you

Chaosx: Is a simple bing

Chaosx: She may be a GENETIC LIFEFORM

Chaosx: But

Chaosx: Damage the DISC OPERATING SYSTEM part,

Chaosx: and she is done for

Me: lolz

Me: I think i know what I'm doing with this

Chaosx: Hence the name GLaDOS

Chaosx: Or do You

Me: that's for you to figure out

Chaosx: I saw we just kill Ellen McLain

Me: or does that put us in banana stage alpha

Chaosx: No, that would leave GLaDOS powerless

Chaosx: BUT

Chaosx: We need help to do so

Chaosx: I saw we get Alex

Me: im here, no need to go get me

Chaosx: Your name is alex?

Chaosx: OMG

Chaosx: YOUR ALEX MERCER?

Chaosx: AND YOU MUST HAVE CONSUMED CHELL

Chaosx: YOU BASTARD

Me: you are next

Chaosx: hehe

Chaosx: hhhehhhe

Chaosx: HEHEHEHhAHAHAH

Me: *giggle*

Chaosx: you played right into my trap

Me: no, not you, you, the guy that lives next door to me

Chaosx: My name is James Heller

Chaosx: oh

Me:

Chaosx: You are still dead

Me: you do realize i have no idea who alex mercer is right

Chaosx: I, S

Chaosx: Prototype

Me: Prototype RS-Z2_148

Chaosx: I thought you would know!

Chaosx: I thought you were cool!

Chaosx: I guess i was wrong

Chaosx: Prototype is a game

Me: oh im cool, im just too cool for this Alex Mercer you speak of

Chaosx: an awesome one at that

Me: /shot

Chaosx: Ahaha

Me: but seriously who is alex mercer

Chaosx: Play prototype and you will be overwhelmed with coolness

Me: please dont tell me he's some singer

Me: oh good

Chaosx: Alex Mercer is the main guy from a game called prototype

Me: i couldnt stand another self absorbed pop-wizz

Me: alright

Chaosx: THERE IS A NUKE TANK IN IT

Me: and that explains your image

Chaosx: AND YOU CAN EAT PPL

Me: i just googled

Chaosx: yes

Chaosx: lol

Chaosx: Omg

Chaosx: Have you played fallout 3?

Me: oh, so thats what that game is, ive seen it befor, just didnt recognize it

Me: and no i havent

Me: ive seen my older bro play it

Chaosx: Its awesome

Me: i might play it some time, not sure

Me: my brain is overloaded with games i plan to play right now

Chaosx: Have you seen the gun called the fat man?

Me: yes, yes i have

Chaosx: awesome gun

Me: it looks like a fat man lawlz

Chaosx: also, play gta 4

Me: that fat man needs to work out, seriously, he's too fat

Chaosx: and COD: black ops

Me: meh, not much into gta's

Chaosx: AND pokemon black or white

Chaosx: AND portal 2

Chaosx: AND prototype

Me: and i might, ive played the zombies of black ops, for the fact that i havent played much COD, im not to bad

Me: and yeah i plan on portal 2

Chaosx: AND prototypr

Me: that looks nifty

Chaosx: AND prototype 2

Chaosx: AND super mario

Me: brb i haz the need to do something

Chaosx: AND pong

Chaosx: Pr0nz?

Me: no bathroom

Chaosx: lolz

Me: i had the need to release the bodily fluidz

Chaosx: I love doing that

Me: /shot

Me: why do i get the feeling that we arent on the same page

Chaosx: lol

Me: and not the web page

Chaosx: Or are we?

Chaosx: YOU DECIDE

Me: i doubt it, the second i go to see what page you are on, we will probably be on different ones

Chaosx: ohz

Chaosx: i see

Me: good, you can see beyond the nether, come and join me on my quest for diamondz and we will be all powerful

Chaosx: YES

Chaosx: TO WoW!

Chaosx: No wait

Chaosx: I don't play WoW

Me: neither do i

Chaosx: What mmo's...

Chaosx: hhmmmm

Me: so apparently you didnt understand my reference

Chaosx: Cuz now we HAVE to go on a quest

Me: i wouldnt consider it an mmo

Chaosx: no

Chaosx: i did not

Chaosx: but now i want to play an mmo

Me: lol

Me: i dont think ive played a mmorpg before, not sure

Me: cant remember

Me:

Chaosx: lol

Me: soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Me: *looks a the chat box* there is like, no one on right now

Me: at least, that i want to talk to, or that wants to talk to me

Me:

Chaosx: Awww

Me: lol

Chaosx: You have me

Me: im straight bro

Me: /shot

Chaosx: Hehe

Chaosx: So am i.

Chaosx: DON'T YOU COME ON TO ME

Me: lol i know, at least, i figured

Me: dont wory i have a girlfriend

Me: cricket tells me that the staff on this site adore me, i dont see it

Chaosx: Oh do tell

Chaosx: Well neither do I

Me: lol

Chaosx: But I wonder why the personal section is like a waiting room in a mourge

Me: idk, maybe its because its a rant section or a i wont be here for a while section

Me: idk

Chaosx: IMMA MAKE IT HAPPY

Me: lol

Chaosx: Na

Chaosx: But it is a gloom place

Me: well, i promised my mom that once everyone left the room that id try to work on my history project, so, i shall do that, it was nice talkin with ya and the squad should be arriving soon, so good lunch and yes, lunch, thats right, lunch, lunch at dinner lunch at night.

Chaosx: Ok

Chaosx: Bybye

Me: Eybyb

Me:

Me:

^ I liked the part about fluidz...

Me: hey there(8:58pm)

Final: Hi(8:59pm)

Me: wussup there cutie? lulz(8:59pm)

Final: :s....?(9:00pm)

Final: who is this?(9:00pm)

Me: T_T god cant you take a firetruckin' joke?(9:00pm)

Me: god(9:00pm)

Me: its how i say hi to girlz in general(9:00pm)

Me: this is Macroxen thats who(9:01pm)

Me: cant you read?(9:01pm)

Me: your 20 and you cant read(9:01pm)

Me: how lame is your life.(9:01pm)

Final: YES i can read....(9:01pm)

Me: well then why did you ask such a stupid question as "who is this?"(9:01pm)

Me: it says right next to my message(9:01pm)

Me: geeze(9:02pm)

Final: I had a friend that talked to me like that in my life...(9:02pm)

Me: oh really?(9:02pm)

Final: Sorry...take an easy.... i didn't to offend you.(9:02pm)

Me: well so did i(9:02pm)

Me: actualy, 7(9:02pm)

Me: but thats another story(9:02pm)

Me: take an easy? i didnt to offend you?(9:02pm)

Me: makes no sense ._.(9:03pm)

Final: i didn't mean to sound like i was stupid alright...i was just being cautious.(9:03pm)

Me: uh huh....(9:04pm)

Me: and i was being perverted T_T(9:04pm)

Me: man(9:04pm)

Final: really? becuase it souned like you were yelling at me.(9:05pm)

Me: nope(9:04pm)

Me: if i was yelling i would be TYPING LIKE THIS!!!(9:05pm)

Me: i was just talkin' ^^(9:05pm)

Me: you need to learn on how to decipher different typing styles women.(9:05pm)

Me: no either learn on how to or get back in the damn kitchen. >:]

 

rofl

Me: hey man

Macroxen: YOU!!!

Macroxen: wussup?

Me: ME!!!

Me: not much

Macroxen: YES YOU

Me: i hhave girl trouble

Me: *have*

Macroxen: awwe

Macroxen: i give good advice, tell me

Me: ya while i was gone i was able to get a pretty hot girlfriend

Macroxen: DD8 like, how hot?

Me: one minute

Macroxen: k.

Me: http://www.google.com/...y=71 this hot

Macroxen: k

Macroxen: meh

Macroxen: shes alright

Macroxen: but if you like her AWSOMES!

Me: thats not her

Macroxen: i figured as much

Me: she is just around that hotness level

Macroxen: oh

Macroxen: thats cool!

Macroxen: so whats you problem bud?

Me: well lately she has bin like wanting more and you know what i mean by more

Macroxen: whats wrong with that?

Macroxen: you prude?

Me: im a witness

Macroxen: yeah i know

Macroxen: so am i

Macroxen: and ive gotten to 3rd base aalready

Me: i just dont know anymore

Macroxen: just go for it

Macroxen: if you get cought oh well

Me: dude im firetrucking with you my girlfriend dosent want any of that yet

Me: but good advice

Macroxen: T_T

Macroxen: the hell man

Macroxen: not cool

Macroxen: but good job

Macroxen:

Me: Worship Dchiuch or suffer an eternity of torment

VENROXAS: Umm

VENROXAS: do I have a choice

Me: Do not contradict me

VENROXAS:

VENROXAS: ehh I don't like dc but ehh if thats what you want I guess I'll "Worship him"

Me: you don't like dchiuch? Burn in hell you fiend! Dchiuch is god, god is Dchiuch

VENROXAS: But what If I don't like god?

Me: Silence you blasphemous heathen. Dchiuch will shove thousands of lightning bolts in your anus and make it explode for your treachery

VENROXAS: I believe that has alreayd accurred

VENROXAS: Since I havn't been able to use the restroom properly since I'ce been here

Me: ...

^^^^ ROLFMFAO!!!!!!

terraxaqua34: Who's the real one?

Me: me D:

terraxaqua34: Oh.

terraxaqua34: How is there two of you anyway?

Me: magic.

terraxaqua34: what kind of magic?

Me: The magic of DChiuch.

terraxaqua34: Hey, Why is SK3's name now Nath@n

Me: Because he's converted to DChiuchism and became N@than.

 

 

I never share anything so....

Me: (5:03pm)

Me: DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?(6:51pm)

RoxSoxKH: YEA I LIKE WAFFLES(6:52pm)

Me: DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES?(6:53pm)

Me: ??|||???||||||||?|||???

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??????????????????

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??||???|||??||||||||???(6:53pm)

Me: >>

??|||???||||||||?|||???

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??????????????????

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??||???|||??||||||||???(6:53pm)

RoxSoxKH: YEA I LIKE PANCAKES(6:54pm)

Me: DO YOU LIKE FRENCH TOAST?(6:54pm)

RoxSoxKH: YEA I LIKE FRENCH TOAST.(6:54pm)

Me: DIDIDIDOO CANT WAIT TO GET MY MOUTH FULL YA, THIS IS SO GOING TO THE RANDOM THRAD

Lady: I didn't know Mulan was 16 :U(10:26pm)

Me: ...(10:26pm)

Me: damn.(10:26pm)

Me: She's not legal?(10:27pm)

Me: o.o(10:27pm)

Me: FUUUUUUU-(10:27pm)

Lady: well, I'm assuming back then in China, she was.

Casity: You. Me. Tonight.

LOOOL KIDDING..or am I?

 

^ That was on my DeviantArt. LOL.

 

Casity: *this

I HAS BRAIN DAMAGE.

 

Me: WE BOTH HAS BAIN DAMAGE.

..

User: Your shit is downstairs.

 

Cleverbot: No, I don't have a job. I'm 15 and have school all day.

 

User: YOUR SHIT IS DOWNSTAIRS BRO.

 

Cleverbot: Do you have an admiral Akbar humidifier?

SK3 says:

Yeah eh, I guess every family has it's born rebel

Just opened a fortune cookie, and it said Jenova

OH MY GOD

BLUE&CYAN says:

lolol

SK3 says:

Oh wait, never mind

That's what I get for refusing to put on my glasses

Me: Blegh.

Me: I just ate something really yucky.

RoxSoxKH: What?

Me: I have no clue. But it tasted nasty.

RoxSoxKH: .....

RoxSoxKH: You ate something

RoxSoxKH: That you didn't know what it was

RoxSoxKH: And you didn't think it'd be nasty

 

IDK, just an airhead moment of mine where I was being an idiot today

Zexion/Ienzo: Well, if you didn't know I lost my train of thought.(5:06pm)

Zexion/Ienzo: It flown of the tracks to never never land....(5:06pm)

Zexion/Ienzo: ....(5:06pm)

Zexion/Ienzo: Oh my god that made me sound so high (5:06pm)

Me: Are the passengers safe? (5:06pm)

Zexion/Ienzo: By passengers you mean the marshmallows in the backseats?(5:08pm)

Me: Yeah...(5:08pm)

Me: They alive?(5:08pm)

Zexion/Ienzo: No, they burn when the chocolate train crashed into the Graham cracker budin making a puddle of smores(5:09pm)

Zexion/Ienzo: So...no.(5:09pm)

Me: ...(5:09pm)

Me:

(5:10pm)

~

Me: MOFOMOFOMOFO(9:52pm)

Me: JENOVA(9:52pm)

Me: JENOOOVAAA(9:52pm)

Me: BE A REAL MAN(9:52pm)

Me: firetruck THIS, IM GOING TO VEGAS(9:52pm)

Me: I LAUGH AT YOUR STUPID(9:52pm)

Me: TIGER BLOOD(9:52pm)

Me: WINNING(9:52pm)

Me: FAILING(9:52pm)

Me: FUUUUUU-(9:52pm)

Me: Hi.(9:52pm)

Me: o.O(9:55pm)

Me: O.o(9:55pm)

Me: O-O(9:55pm)

Me: o-o(9:55pm)

Me: owo(9:55pm)

Me: OwO(9:55pm)

Me: oWo(9:55pm)

Me: >.>(9:55pm)

Me: <.<(9:55pm)

Me: >.<(9:55pm)

Me: <.>(9:55pm)

Me: 9}(9:55pm)

Me: ^eye patch and mustache(9:55pm)

Me: DUDE.(9:55pm)

Me: WHERE.(9:55pm)

Me: ARE.(9:55pm)

Me: YOU.(9:55pm)

Me: Ima hunt you the firetruck down.(9:56pm)

Me: And EAT YOU.(9:56pm)

Me: LIKE THIS POTATO CHIP.(9:56pm)

Me: THAT I AM EATING.(9:56pm)

Me: AND THIS SODA(9:56pm)

Me: THAT I AM DRINKING.(9:56pm)

Me: YOU WILL BE DIGESTED IN STOMACH(9:56pm)

Me: LIVING IN TORMENT.(9:56pm)

Me: FOR I HAVE A VERY.(9:56pm)

Me: firetruckING.(9:56pm)

Me: SLOW.(9:56pm)

Me: DIGESTIVE SYSTEM.(9:56pm)

Me: BITCHASSMOFO(9:57pm)

SK3: HOLY SHIT(9:57pm)

SK3: JENOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAA(9:57pm)

SK3: Sorry I was playing a GTA IV online game(9:57pm)

Me: I DONT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YO GTAIV(9:58pm)

Me: WHEN THE ROXSOX CALLS YOUR NAME(9:58pm)

SK3: D:(9:58pm)

Me: YOU BETTER COME.(9:58pm)

Me: BOTH TO HIS LOCATION, AND IN YOUR PANTS.(9:58pm)

Me: YOU.(9:58pm)

Me: BETTER.(9:58pm)

Me: COME.(9:58pm)

Me: OYEA(9:58pm)

SK3: I DIDN'T GET ANY IMS UNTIL NOW D: D:(9:59pm)

Me: DO YOU THINK I CARE?(9:59pm)

SK3: DDDDDD:(9:59pm)

Me: DO I LOOK...(10:03pm)

Me: LIKE I AM A PERSON(10:03pm)

Me: WHO CARES?(10:03pm)

Me: DO I?(10:03pm)

Me: DOOOO I?(10:03pm)

SK3: YES(10:06pm)

Me: WELL I DONT.(10:07pm)

Me: NOW GET ON YOUR KNEES.