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I also have seen this type of thread on other forums as well and it is helpful because you can review the chat logs anytime without searching for the thread.

 

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Coded said:

THE GAME

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lady koko; said:

I hate you

Not a chat log but still.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I DONT EITHER GOSH DARNETT.

 

 

DDDDDDDDD8

Nuuu

B|

 

FALALALALA MAI OH MAI

LOOKS LIEK THE BOIZ TO SHAI

AIN'T GONNA KIZZ DEE GURL.

 

Yes, I am that bored. Save meeeee~!

 

 

xDD

-gets a cape and saves you-

 

8D

IMA HERO NAO.

 

 

-girly sigh-

My hero~

 

8D NANANANANA. LADY GAGA TO THE RESCUE.

I'm high./shot

 

OFFAH MAH LUHV!

 

Pshaw.

Your love is my drug.

;D

 

THE RUSH IS WORTH THE PRICE I PAY I GET SO HIGH WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME BUT CRASH AND CRAVE YOU WHEN YOU LEAVE.

So I got a question. Do you wanna have a slumber party in my basement?

 

Do I make your heart beat like an 8 oh 8 (?) drum, is my love, your drug?

 

HAH YOUR DRUG

HAH YOUR DRUG

IZ MAH LUHV YOUR DRUG?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BECUZ-

 

YOUR LOVE, YOUR LOVE, YOUR LOVE, IS MY DRUG.

 

-skips rest-

 

I like your beard.

 

 

This was on a xat chat, the chat for another site I'm a moderator on... Anon is me.

 

 

 

Anon: ohai

Moon_Pie: anon

Moon_Pie: we're gonna eat port

Anon: why

Moon_Pie: we need dinner.

Anon: i prefer cookies

 

 

[Port is another moderator on the site. Er, admin actually.]

this seemed like an rp (sort of)

 

Me: hello(4:51pm)

Stardustblade358: Hi(4:51pm)

Me: some weird thing that happened remember THE LINKS WILL TAKE OVER(4:52pm)

Stardustblade358: Yeah,they will.(4:52pm)

Me: do you remeber of the angry german kid from yesterday(4:54pm)

Stardustblade358: Yeah(4:54pm)

Me: do you um want to continue it(4:54pm)

Stardustblade358: Yeah(4:55pm)

Me: so where did we leave off at?(4:56pm)

Stardustblade358: Um,let's see.I think it was,

CPU:*explodes*

Me:*gets blowned away and falls down*(4:57pm)

Stardustblade358: Or something like that.(4:57pm)

Me: i think it was that.(4:57pm)

Me: anyways(4:57pm)

Me: OMG(4:57pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:*looks up*That comp is nuts(4:58pm)

Me: I KNOW let's see if i can scan it(4:59pm)

Me: ...(4:59pm)

Me: *BEEP* it can be destroyed if you attack at the head(5:00pm)

Stardustblade358: Oh,that's easy then.*Takes a bat and slams it on the CPU's head*(5:00pm)

Me: CPU:*EXPLODES* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?AAAAAY(5:03pm)

Stardustblade358: Allright!It exploded!*dances out of happyness*(5:03pm)

Me: WOOT i'm glad that w-*several cpu's turn into decepticons* AW C'MON(5:05pm)

Stardustblade358: *looks around*What the-?!This isn't even a RP!

CPU #1:*shoots me*(5:06pm)

Me: feed a my la pa yaaaaaaaaaaaaa(5:07pm)

Stardustblade358: *holds wound*What?(5:09pm)

Me: i think it means what da firetruck(5:10pm)

Me: you bitch(5:10pm)

Stardustblade358: What?(5:10pm)

Stardustblade358: CPU #2:*starts to shoot*(5:11pm)

Me: run away!(5:11pm)

Stardustblade358: *stands up but gets shot again*I hate Decpticons.(5:12pm)

Me: *start shooting the cpu's*(5:13pm)

Stardustblade358: *grabs a gun and soots a CPU in the head*(5:13pm)

Me: firetruck THEY DON'T WORK! *dun dun dUUUUUUN DX(5:14pm)

Stardustblade358: Run for it!*looks around and sees a closet*In here!(5:15pm)

Me: okay they'll neva find us heh heh(5:16pm)

Stardustblade358: *both of use get inside and closes teh closet.*(5:17pm)

Me: yay(5:18pm)

Me: cpu:*looks around* SCAN FAILED!(5:23pm)

Me: firetruck YOU CPUS YOU DON'T OWN US WE PWN(5:23pm)

Stardustblade358: Well,let's hope they don't find us.What now?(5:24pm)

Me: YOU(5:24pm)

Stardustblade358: What are you doing?!They'll find us!(5:24pm)

Me: *HEARS HELICOPTER*THANK YOU GOD(5:25pm)

Me: OR WHATEVER(5:25pm)

Stardustblade358: *looks outside*Is it a good guy or bad guy?(5:25pm)

Me: GOOD! GOES OUTSIDE THANK YOU S-*A BOMB APPEARS O.O SCPEEDE(5:26pm)

Stardustblade358: *bombs explodes and I hit a wall and faint*(5:27pm)

Me: SHPEEDE DO FAN SCHTA SCHPEEEDE AH BLAH MY LA FE DA(5:28pm)

Stardustblade358: *looks up*Am I the only one who needs subtitles for these guys?(5:28pm)

Me: SCHEEDE(5:30pm)

Stardustblade358: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!(5:30pm)

Me: i don't know GERMAN(5:31pm)

Me: AND RANDOM WORDS(5:33pm)

Stardustblade358: lol.*gets a gun and shoots a CPU*(5:33pm)

Me: THEY firetruckING DON'T WORK *gun explodes* O.O(5:35pm)

Me: WARNING GERMAN WORDS(5:35pm)

Stardustblade358: *starts to run away*(5:35pm)

Me: HEY DON'T LEA*BOMB EXPLODES ON ME*german words do you want to translate? stardust:YES! SCREAMS THIS DON DO FA DA WAN A CON WHA A LIM WITH ME *translated*THE firetruck HELL WAZ THAT STUPID CPU(5:39pm)

Stardustblade358: *looks back*OH NO!*goes and sees if you're ok*(5:40pm)

Me: german kid behind you(5:41pm)

Me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv6ITgOpp...playnext=1

(5:41pm)

Stardustblade358: *looks back*Oh firetruck(5:41pm)

Me: AGK: firetruck YOU DESTROING MA CPU READY'S BAZOOKA(5:42pm)

Stardustblade358: *jumos over AGK and attacks him*(5:45pm)

Me: AGK:ROLLS UNDERNEATH YOU AND SHOOTS(5:45pm)

Stardustblade358: *gets shot and fals on the ground*(5:46pm)

Me: AGK:*THE NEXT DAY BITCH*(5:47pm)

Stardustblade358: *wakes up to see that I'm alive even though I got shot*I'm live.How nice.(5:47pm)

Me: PLAYS MP3 PLAYER listens to a song from TWEWY(5:48pm)

Stardustblade358: *gets up and looks around*No decepticons or AGK.(5:49pm)

Me: nope(5:49pm)

Stardustblade358: YAY!(5:49pm)

Me: except one thing is that we're in a simulator so its a trap if we leave.(5:50pm)

Stardustblade358: ...I hate twisted plots.(5:51pm)

Stardustblade358: So,what should we do?(5:51pm)

Me: wait.(5:54pm)

Me: it's the best thing to fo(5:56pm)

Me: do*(5:56pm)

Stardustblade358: ... But what if it takes for ever?(5:57pm)

Me: GIRL when he goes to sleep we can leave(5:57pm)

Stardustblade358: Oh,OK.(5:58pm)

Me: 16 HOURS LATER(6:01pm)

Me: READY?(6:01pm)

Stardustblade358: Yeah(6:02pm)

Me: let's go(6:02pm)

Stardustblade358: *nods.Looks that he is asleep.Carefully and quietly walks outside*(6:03pm)

Me: be careful(6:03pm)

Me: !(6:07pm)

Stardustblade358: *nods.Walks but trips.Looks to see that he didn't wake up*(6:08pm)

Me: he didnt wake up.(6:09pm)

Stardustblade358: *nods.*Shhh...*stands up and almost makes it outside*(6:09pm)

Me: (were almost there)(6:10pm)

Stardustblade358: *finally gets out*Come one.(6:11pm)

Stardustblade358: *on(6:11pm)

Me: okay(6:11pm)

Stardustblade358: *starts to run away*Now we need to find place where he cand find us for sure.(6:12pm)

Me: Canada?(6:12pm)

Stardustblade358: *shrugs*Anywhere.(6:12pm)

Me: Canada(6:13pm)

Stardustblade358: Yes(6:13pm)

Me: first let's find a jet or something(6:15pm)

Stardustblade358: *nods*Maybe in the army station(6:16pm)

Stardustblade358: Or th airport(6:16pm)

Me: army station would work(6:16pm)

Stardustblade358: Come on.*runs towards the army station*There's dozens of jets.But they're all protected by guards.(6:17pm)

Me: gusse we'll have to knock them out(6:19pm)

Stardustblade358: OK.*gets a bat and walks behind one of them*(6:20pm)

Me: wait before you do that let's take out the gaurds with speed!ready GO!(6:21pm)

Me: runs behind one and ko him(6:22pm)

Stardustblade358: Guards:wha-?!

Me:*knocks them out cold*(6:22pm)

Stardustblade358: Good.Let's go.*runs to a jet*(6:22pm)

Me: c'mon(6:23pm)

Me: hold on what about cokmmander(6:23pm)

Stardustblade358: I dunno.We'll have to deal with it.(6:25pm)

Me: okay(uh-oh)(6:26pm)

Stardustblade358: *sits on the commander chair*OK,how do we turn this on...(6:26pm)

Me: *snaps fingers and the jet flies*(6:28pm)

Stardustblade358: Whoa!How?(6:28pm)

Me: don't know? i just thought of it and tried it(6:29pm)

Stardustblade358: Well,it worked.Now,we have to fly it to.the -uh oh.We don't have permision or passaprts to cross the border legally.(6:30pm)

Me: we could jump out of the jet into chicago(6:32pm)

Stardustblade358: That works too.*flies jet towards Chicago*(6:33pm)

Me: *couple hours later* we are near chicago(6:34pm)

Stardustblade358: Um,OK.Now to jump.How do we jump without being killed?Wait.Parashoots.(6:35pm)

Me: yep there are some in the back(6:35pm)

Stardustblade358: Get them.We're getting near and I'm going to set this thing to crahs gainst anything but a building.(6:36pm)

Me: okay back in 30 secs(6:37pm)

Me: got them(6:37pm)

Stardustblade358: OK*sets the jet*Give me mine.*puts in parashoot.Sees that it's going to crash*JUMP!(6:38pm)

Me: okay(6:38pm)

Me: *jumps*(6:38pm)

Stardustblade358: *jumps and sees the plane crsh*Phew.*Slowly comes down and lands on the floor*(6:39pm)

Me: wow(6:39pm)

Stardustblade358: *looks around*Well,what now?(6:40pm)

Me: i don(6:40pm)

Me: don't know(6:40pm)

Stardustblade358: Well,we're away from him so he might not find us.I guess we;ll have to live here for a while or something.(6:41pm)

Me: yes this is where i live(6:41pm)

Stardustblade358: Really?Well,that's good.Then I guess I'll have to look for some place to live then.(6:42pm)

Me: you could live with me.(6:43pm)

Stardustblade358: Really?(6:43pm)

Me: yeah(6:44pm)

Stardustblade358: That would be nice.Thanks(6:44pm)

Me: your welcome(6:45pm)

Stardustblade358: Well,let's go.Before the police comes to see the wrekedge of the jet(6:45pm)

Me: yeah(6:46pm)

Stardustblade358: *starts to walk around*(6:46pm)

Me: where do you want to go now?(6:46pm)

Stardustblade358: *shrugs*I dunno.But man am I tired.(6:47pm)

Me: why don't we rest here(6:47pm)

Stardustblade358: Hm,sure.(6:48pm)

Me: *the next day*(6:48pm)

Me: hmph we are back to where we started(6:49pm)

Stardustblade358: *sighs*What now?(6:49pm)

Me: i don't know(6:56pm)

Stardustblade358: Hm,we could go to a park or somewhere.(6:57pm)

Me: yeah(7:00pm)

Stardustblade358: OK,let's go.*walks towards the park*(7:00pm)

Me: okay(7:01pm)

Me: *meanwhile*(7:01pm)

Me: agk:where the firetruck are they(7:01pm)

Me: i'm going to hunt them down(7:01pm)

Me: *meanwhile*(7:02pm)

Me: at the park(7:02pm)

Stardustblade358: *looks around*This place is so peaceful.(7:03pm)

Me: yeah it is...(i can't belive we are here why are we at the place where my parents died)(7:05pm)

Stardustblade358: *looks t you*Something wrong?(7:06pm)

Me: no. not at all(7:11pm)

Me: (sigh)(7:12pm)

Stardustblade358: If you say so.Come on.Lets see tha flowers.(7:12pm)

Me: okay(7:12pm)

Stardustblade358: *walks over and sees all of the flowers*Oh,they're so pretty.(7:13pm)

Me: yes they are (these are my moms favorite lilys(7:13pm)

Stardustblade358: *meanwhile*

 

AGK:I must find them.WHERE ARE THEY?!

 

*meanwhile*

Me:so many flowers.(7:14pm)

Me: yeah(7:14pm)

Stardustblade358: Witch one's your faavorite?(7:15pm)

Me: lilys they are my favorite and my dead mom's favorite(7:16pm)

Stardustblade358: *looks at you*Dead mom?Oh...*looks down*So sorry...(7:17pm)

Me: it's okay(7:18pm)

Stardustblade358: *looks around*(I hope that he dosn't find us.What am I thinking?He can't find us that easily...can he?)(7:19pm)

Me: i felt lonely but know i'm not alone(7:19pm)

Stardustblade358: *looks at you*Really?(7:20pm)

Me: yeah no friends no family.(7:20pm)

Stardustblade358: Oh...but...now I'm your friend.(7:21pm)

Me: i know that(7:21pm)

Me: but i was a lone wolf most of my life(7:22pm)

Me: and now it's changed(7:22pm)

Stardustblade358: *smiles a bit*Come on.Let's go through the field.Maybe we'll find something.(7:22pm)

Me: okay(7:23pm)

Me: (god this painful losing everything(7:23pm)

Stardustblade358: *meanwhile*

 

AGK:*looks around*I'll find them.*

 

*meanwhile*

Me:*wlaks around the field*(7:24pm)

Me: *looks around*(7:24pm)

Me: (argh)(7:25pm)

Stardustblade358: *looks at you*Hey,you sure you're OK?(7:25pm)

Me: yeah.(7:25pm)

Stardustblade358: OK...*walks around and sees a small lake*Never knew this was here.(7:26pm)

Me: you've been here before?(7:26pm)

Stardustblade358: Once on vacation.But I was like 5.So I don't remember much.(7:27pm)

Me: (i was born here and lived here(7:28pm)

Stardustblade358: *looks at you*So,what now?(7:29pm)

Me: i don't know(7:30pm)

Me: (AGK F YOU)(7:30pm)

Stardustblade358: *meanwhile*

 

AGK:*searches up the FBI profiles*

 

*meanwhile*

 

Me:*sighs and lays down*(7:31pm)

Me: *walks toward the lake(7:31pm)

Stardustblade358: *rests a bit*(7:32pm)

Me: (mom russ sara mike maureen grace i miss you)(7:34pm)

Me: *tears*(7:35pm)

Stardustblade358: *looks at you and thinks*

 

*meanwhile*

 

AGK:Found them.

 

*meanwhile*

Me:*thinks*(7:35pm)

Me: what is it?(7:35pm)

Stardustblade358: *looks at you and sees a tear*I'm worried.You say that nothings wrong.But yet look at you.You even have some tears in your face.(7:36pm)

Me: oh (give it up dude tell her ,but i can't)(7:37pm)

Stardustblade358: It worries me.*lays down and closes eyes*

 

*meanwhile*

AGK:*steals a helicopter and flies over to Chicago*

 

*meanwhile*

Me:*thinks*(7:38pm)

Me: !(7:39pm)

Me: *hears helicopter*(7:39pm)

Stardustblade358: *opens eyes and looks up*Oh no...(7:39pm)

Me: not now(7:41pm)

Stardustblade358: *looks at you*We need to go before he sees us.*grabs your hand and starts to run*(7:42pm)

Me: okay!(7:42pm)

Stardustblade358: *starts to run and looks around*Where can we hide?(7:43pm)

Me: in a random house(7:43pm)

Me: (WHY me if he wants her or me why can't he ask)(7:44pm)

Stardustblade358: *looks around*Over there.*enters and abandon house and closes the door.Hears the helicopter shooting*AHH!(7:46pm)

Me: in the basement hurry(7:47pm)

Stardustblade358: *nods and runs to the basement*Come on.(7:47pm)

Stardustblade358: *meanwhile*

 

AGK:I KNOW YOU'RE HERE!*shoots around*

 

*meanwhile*

Me:*shivers*(7:48pm)

Me: why us if he wants one of us then why don't we surrender?(7:49pm)

Stardustblade358: But witch one he wants?Me or you?*hears screams*He's shooting out wild!*runs up and outside*Stop it!

 

AGK:*looks at me and shoots me in the chest*

 

Me:*falls down*(7:50pm)

Me: (What should i do?)(7:51pm)

Me: STOP!NOW!!!!!!!(7:52pm)

Stardustblade358: Me*holds wound and sees blood*I'm...bleeding...*looks up to see AGK pointing guns at me.*

 

AGK:*looks at you.Shoots me again and goes over you*

 

Me:ARGH!*holds wound*(7:53pm)

Me: (RUNS TOWARDS AGK DOGES EVERY SHOT) TAKE THIS (PERFORMS 39 HIT ATTACK) AGK:RETREAT i SHALL GET VANITAS TO HELP ME!(7:54pm)

Me: You okay?!(7:54pm)

Stardustblade358: AGK:*goes to search for Vanitas*

 

Me:*looks at the blood and then at you*Kind of,but not really...(7:55pm)

Me: need help?(7:56pm)

Me: (I was too late almost lost her)(7:56pm)

Stardustblade358: Yes please...

 

*meanwhile*

AGK:searches for Vanitas*

*meanwhile*

Me:*looks at wounds*(7:57pm)

Me: *Carrys you*where do you want to go?(i can't belive it)(7:58pm)

Stardustblade358: Anywhere.I really don't care.Let's just get out of here before he comes again.(7:59pm)

Me: yeah before we both die *takes you back to the park*(7:59pm)

Stardustblade358: *starts to see blurry.Shakes head and looks around*

 

*meanwhile*

AGK:I need you to help me kill someone.

Vanitas:sure.

*meanwhile*

Me:*falls asleep*(8:01pm)

Me: i almost failed and powerless can't fight to much(8:02pm)

Stardustblade358: *sleeps*

 

*meanwhile*

AGK:*rides the helicopter back to Chicago with Vanitas on board*

*meanwhile*(8:03pm)

Me: whew man the training is hard than it looks(8:03pm)

Stardustblade358: *wakes up and sees you*(8:04pm)

Me: your awake(8:04pm)

Stardustblade358: *nods*Thanks for helping me back there.I was sure he was going to shoot me again and again...

 

*meanwhile*

AGK:We're almost there

*meanwhile*(8:05pm)

Me: yeah(8:06pm)

Me: takes out mp3 player and listens to another song(8:07pm)

Stardustblade358: *smiles a bit*

 

*meanwhile*

AGK:Where are they?Vanitas,go and look.

Vanitas:*nods and jumps down to the ground and starts to look*

*meanwhile*(8:08pm)

Me: man i'm beat i'm beat from all that training *rustle rustle* it's coming from the bushes(8:09pm)

Stardustblade358: *looks to see*

 

Vanitas:*come out of the bushes with shword and gun*Hello.(8:10pm)

Me: !?(8:10pm)

Me: what are you doing here?!(8:11pm)

Stardustblade358: Vanitas:*smirks*I'm Vanitas.AGK's friend.And I'm here to kill you so he can kill her later.(8:11pm)

Stardustblade358: *looks at you*

 

Vanitas:*starts to shoot*(8:13pm)

Me: argh!!!(8:13pm)

Me: no not here not now!(8:13pm)

Stardustblade358: NO!!!

 

Vanitas:*smirks*Sorry,but your time is up.*points gun at you*

 

Me:*jumps over Vanitas and holds him down*

 

Vanitas:Hey!Get off you brat!*punches me off*(8:14pm)

Stardustblade358: Vanitas:*kicks me*Now back to you.*walks over to you*(8:15pm)

Me: *hand emits light*what is this?(8:15pm)

Stardustblade358: Vanitas:What the hell?

 

Me:*cough blood and looks at you*What...(8:16pm)

Me: *sword emits from the light*you should think twice about killing me!(8:18pm)

Me: dashes toward vanitas and slashes(8:18pm)

Stardustblade358: Vanitas:*falls back.looks at you and smirks*OK,I get it.I get to play with you before I kill you.How sweet.

 

AGK:Found them.*lands helicopter and comes down with a swor and gun*(8:19pm)

Me: !(8:20pm)

Stardustblade358: *looks at AGK*Not you again.

 

AGK:*takes sword and slahse me*

 

Me:*stands up*

 

AGK:*kicks me down and put sword to my throath*(8:21pm)

Stardustblade358: Let go!(8:21pm)

Me: *left hand emits light then a sword of darkness appears*(8:21pm)

Stardustblade358: *looks at you*How?

 

AGK:KILL HIM!

 

Vanitas:*attacks you*(8:22pm)

Me: gaurds the attack with the dark sword and slices with with the light sword(8:23pm)

Stardustblade358: Vanitas:*falls back and uses gun and shoots*

 

Me:*kicks AGK*

 

AGK:ARGH!*points gun at head*(8:24pm)

Me: HEY AGK *teleports and destroys agk*(8:25pm)

Stardustblade358: Vanitas:*glares at you*You're going to pay for that!*charges at you with sword*

 

Me:*gets in the way and sword passes through me*Take this.*Puts hand on Vanitas and a light covers him and kill him*(8:26pm)

Me: wow!(8:27pm)

Stardustblade358: *falss down and looks at you.Smiles*Never knew I could do that.*takes owrd out and throw it away*(8:28pm)

Stardustblade358: That was close.We'll need to be more carefull from now on...(8:29pm)

Me: mabey that's why agk wanted to kill us?(8:29pm)

Stardustblade358: Maybe...(8:30pm)

Me: cause if that the case we should use when we need it(8:31pm)

Stardustblade358: Yeah(8:31pm)

Me: we should get some sleep right this has been very tiring(8:32pm)

Stardustblade358: Yeah.Where should we go to rest?(8:32pm)

Me: the park should work.

 

 

 

it's 4 pages long!! So use spoiler tabs!! D;

 

AND we have another one WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

 

(6:45pm)

Stardustblade358: Hi(6:45pm)

Stardustblade358: How are you?(6:51pm)

Me: listening to this song(6:52pm)

Me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4SdDjsnI28

(6:52pm)

Stardustblade358: cool(6:56pm)

Me: BOW TO THE MOON!!!!!!(7:00pm)

Stardustblade358: lol(7:01pm)

Me: YOU ARE GARENTEED TO TAP YOUR FOOT TO THE RYTHEME(7:02pm)

Me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRObi9Zx0xQ&feature=channel

(7:02pm)

Stardustblade358: lol(7:02pm)

Me: I CANT STOP TAPPING!!!(7:04pm)

Me: Here are the lyrics(7:06pm)

Me: Time

I won't ever give in

No matter how hard you pull me in

I know gravity ain't an excuse

I just want to make things a little more smooth

Majority is still asleep

They're tired of those dreadful dreams

Now let me shout and wake you up

Let me wake you up

 

When the sunset dyes the sky so bright

She freaks me out with the secret smile

Stars above start to shine for miles and miles

I wonder why

Is this a curse or just your heart

No other rhythm when those smiles flowin'

I know you can stop its flow on a wave

So I have learned to swim

 

Until the time is up

I can't give up on you

Before the time is up

I leave all my regrets

Between the lines of lines

I am lost again

 

Until this time is up

I'll never give this up

Until the sun is up

I can't give up on you

Before the time is up

I leave all my regrets

Between the lies of lies

I am lost again

 

Until this time is up

I'll never give this up

 

Ah, why you want to tie me up?

Get out of my way 'cause I'm on my way

I don't care about imaginary boundaries

But somehow I'm afraid to go over them

Cover up all the skies and memories

Creativity is all that I got

So let me shout and wake you up

Let me wake you up

 

While the fireflies dance on a new moon night

She tempts me with her glistening eyes

The sky above changing its color

From dawn till dusk

I wonder why

Is this a curse or just a wild guess

So I'll flow in on the clouds without wings (??)

All of a sudden the end might come

So I don't act like someone else

 

Until the time is up

I can't give up on you

Before this time is up

I leave all my regrets

Between the lines of lines

I am lost again

 

Until the time is up

I'll never give this up

Until the time is up

I can't give up on you

Before the time is up

I leave all my regrets

Between the lies of lies

I'm confused again

When the time is up

I'll take what I've got to take(7:06pm)

Me: it's AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(7:10pm)

Stardustblade358: lol(7:10pm)

Me: whacked my head against my game cASE(7:15pm)

Me: wierd question continue (somewhat) rp? yes or no (choose yes)(7:19pm)

Stardustblade358: yes(7:20pm)

Me: yay now we left at the park after the fight (where you got bloodied up)(7:21pm)

Stardustblade358: OK

 

Me:*holds stomach cause of the kicks*Ow...(7:21pm)

Me: you sure your okay?(wow)(7:22pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:*looks up*Yeah.I'm fine...just a few kicks...(7:23pm)

Me: good.(wonder where they are?)*looks around*nope nothing here.(7:24pm)

Me: (i hope this isn't like twewy)*looks up*wow.(7:26pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:*looks at you*What?(7:27pm)

Me: it's just what is it they want so much that thier coming after us.(7:29pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:*look down*I don't know...(7:31pm)

Me: ...*meanwhile* agk:where are we? vanitas:realm of darkness. *meanwhile* we need some some(7:33pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:some what?(7:34pm)

Me: rest.(7:34pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:Yeah...*falls back*(7:35pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:*looks up*Should we rest here?(7:36pm)

Me: yep(7:37pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:oK*falls asleep*(7:37pm)

Me: (dream world) my friends gone and family dead i'm powerless without our pact we would be dead by now hope we stay alive. *reality* 2:00 a.m. *helicopter appears *are they dead? let's finish the job!(7:40pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:*wakes up.Looks up and eyes widen*They've found us!(7:41pm)

Me: *is already up*leave now.(7:42pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:*looks at you*What?No.I can't leave you with the all on your own.(7:43pm)

Me: i can't risk losing you i rather sacrifice myself and let you live.(7:44pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:*stands up*But I don't want to lose you either.If you're going to fight.I want to fight with you.(7:45pm)

Me: okay.(7:45pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:*looks at you*Until the end.

 

AGK:THERE THEY ARE!

Vanitas:Got it.*points gun at us and shoots*(7:47pm)

Me: hee hee hee *summons a teleporting phone* ya *summons a sheild*(7:49pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:Whoa.

 

AGK:DARN IT!

Vanitas:*brings out his blade and jumps down towards us*(7:50pm)

Me: hee hee hee hee *summons electric sheild* *summons lightning on agk*(7:51pm)

Stardustblade358: AGK:*falls down and twitches*

Vanitas:Why you little-!(7:52pm)

Me: you can't win. hee hee(7:52pm)

Stardustblade358: Vanitas:We'll see.*gets his blade and throws beam at us*(7:52pm)

Me: *summons light energy* *destroys sword* hee hee hee(7:54pm)

Me: it's best to give up.(7:55pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:Whoa.How did you got that?

Vanitas:AHH!

AGK:*gets bazzoka and shoots it*(7:55pm)

Stardustblade358: AGK:NEVER!NOT UNTIL BOTH OF YOU ARE DEAD!(7:56pm)

Me: *teleports us behind them* looking for us?.(7:56pm)

Stardustblade358: AGK:*turns around*

Me:*hits him hard in the head knocking him out*(7:57pm)

Me: hee hee hee(7:58pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:*smiles and looks at you*

Vanitas:No...it can't end like this!(7:58pm)

Me: you need to better you two.(7:59pm)

Stardustblade358: Vanitas:*growls and attacks*

Me:*kicks him down*Why do you want us dead?(7:59pm)

Me: if you don't tell us we will kill you.(8:00pm)

Stardustblade358: Vanitas:We have our reasons.But it's not JUST us...

Me:What?(8:01pm)

Me: tell us you have 10 secs.(8:01pm)

Me: 9(8:02pm)

Me: 8(8:02pm)

Me: 7(8:02pm)

Me: 6(8:02pm)

Me: 5(8:02pm)

Me: 4(8:02pm)

Me: 3(8:02pm)

Me: 2(8:02pm)

Me: 1(8:02pm)

Stardustblade358: Vanitas:NEVER!(8:02pm)

Stardustblade358: Vanitas:firetruck...(8:02pm)

Me: *see ya sets phone to destruction* see ya(8:03pm)

Stardustblade358: Vanitas:Never will I tell you!*gets a gun*(8:03pm)

Me: shoot i dare you(8:03pm)

Stardustblade358: Vanitas:*looks at you and then at me.Points gun at me and about to shoot*(8:03pm)

Me: *mind sheild revolves around stardust*(8:04pm)

Stardustblade358: Vanitas:*Shoots but ricochets*What the-?!*tries to shoot again*

Me:Kill him now.(8:05pm)

Me: *phone explodes covering everything in the park.*(8:06pm)

Me: *including me.*(8:06pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:NO!*covers eyes.Explotio ends and looks around.Start to cry*(8:07pm)

Me: look behind you.(8:08pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:*gasps and sees you.Smiles.*You're OK!*hug you tight*(8:09pm)

Me: hee hee.(8:10pm)

Me: *hugs you*(8:10pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:Don't scare me like that...(8:10pm)

Stardustblade358: *hugs you*(8:10pm)

Me: i won't.(8:10pm)

Me: (you did great girl because of me)(8:11pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:*looks at you*What now?They're dead I guess.(8:11pm)

Me: yeah but did you hear vanitas he seemed like he said that ther're more other than them(8:12pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:*frowns*Yeah...I wonder...why us?

 

???:*appears along with 12 other people in coats*(8:13pm)

Me: who are you?(8:14pm)

Me: paired up with vanitas huh?(8:14pm)

Stardustblade358: ???:*takes off his hood*He WAS my apprentice after all.I am Xemnas.And this iss Organization 13.

 

[DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN*LIGHTING FALLS*](8:15pm)

Me: ! we can't take em all star. what now?(8:16pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:I-I don't know...run?

 

Xemnas:Larxene.

 

Larxene:*smirks and throws lighting close to us but dosn't hit*

 

Me:AHH!Run!(8:17pm)

Me: okay! *runs but then the other member corner us* !not good(8:19pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:*looks around*We're trapped...

 

Members:*surround us*

 

Xemnas:Now.Who to kill first?(8:19pm)

Stardustblade358: Xemnas:*summon waepons*(8:20pm)

Me: ...i'm sorry star.but i'll die first xemnas or should i say mansex.(8:21pm)

Me: hee.hee.hee.(8:21pm)

Stardustblade358: Xemnas:WHAT?!

 

Memeber:*laugh*

 

Xemnas:QUIET!

 

Member:*shuts up*

 

Xemnas:*looks at you*And why do you want to die first?(8:22pm)

Me: i'll let her live and i think you got what i said wrong you die and i live(8:23pm)

Me: mansex(8:23pm)

Me: hee hee hee.(8:23pm)

Stardustblade358: Xemnas:And what makes you say that?*gets closer to you*(8:24pm)

Me: do you think i will answer you. you idiot.(8:25pm)

Stardustblade358: Xemnas:That's it.

 

Members:*grab me and hold me tight*

 

Me:Hey!Let me go!

 

Xemnas:*charges at you*(8:26pm)

Me: *dodges xemnas*you need to do better.(8:27pm)

Stardustblade358: Xemnas:*charges at you*

 

Axel and Xaldin:*charge at you*(8:28pm)

Me: *levitates*predictable.(8:28pm)

Me: *shoots light beem*(8:30pm)

Stardustblade358: Members:*look at you*

 

Me:*kicks one of them and punches another.Starts to run*

 

Xemnas:*looks at me and pins me against a wall*(8:30pm)

Me: dude big mistake. *shoots a giant beam at xemnas* roxas makes a better member than you.(8:32pm)

Stardustblade358: Xemnas:*falls to the ground*

 

Me:*runs away from Xemnas*

 

Xemnas:*glares at you*Kill her.I want to kill him on my own.

 

Members:*surround me*

 

Me:*gets ready to fight*(8:33pm)

Me: shoots lightning rod,encases xemnas in a bubble ,slices through xemnas(8:35pm)

Me: wow your slow.(8:35pm)

Stardustblade358: Xemnas:*falls down*

 

Members:*attack me*

 

Me:*jumps and kicks them and starts to fight*(8:36pm)

Me: destroys all members except number XIII(8:37pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:*covers head and sees that all of them but one are dead.*Wow.*stears at Roxas*(8:37pm)

Me: let's see how strong you are. get ready star. roxas don't hold back. hee hee hee(8:39pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:Right

 

Roxas:*summons Oathkeeper and Oblivion*I damage you and then kill the both of you infront of eachother.*attacks*(8:41pm)

Me: *grabs phone and activates dark sheild and me and star*you're slow..(8:42pm)

Stardustblade358: Roxas:*glares*I hate this!*attacks with full power*Don't you see?!Both of you are cursed!As long as you have those powers.EVERYONE will want you dead!(8:45pm)

Me: really? wow your slow *moves toward roxas then teleports*(8:49pm)

Me: you lost everything your just a tool a useless tool hee hee hee(8:52pm)

Stardustblade358: Roxas:*glares at you.Then jumps over me and starst to punch me*If I lose it all then so will you!*summons blade and stabs me in the heart*(8:53pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:*eyes widen*...what the-?!...*glares at Roxas and punches him off.Takes blade off and holds wound*(8:54pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:KILL HIM NOW!(8:55pm)

Me: *runs toward roxas with gun and shoots in the head* hee hee hee(8:55pm)

Stardustblade358: Roxas:*falls dead on the floor*

Me:*smiles and holds wound*That's...taken care of...*sits up and looks at you*(8:56pm)

Me: you ok?(8:57pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:*looks at wound witch is bleeding*I'm fine...I've been shoted before,so this is nothing...(8:57pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:*looks at you*Are YOU ok?(8:57pm)

Me: i'm...i'm.... i *faints*(8:59pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:No!*looks at you and holds you in myy arms*Hey,hey!Wake up!Please!(8:59pm)

Me: ..........(9:00pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:*looks at you and eyes start to water*Please...don't go...(9:00pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:*holds on to you and hugs you*Why does this have to happen?(9:01pm)

Me: ...............................................(9:02pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:*cries*No..no...no...*hugs you tighter*Don't go...(9:02pm)

Me: ....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................(9:03pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:*cries over your chest.My tears fall on you*(9:03pm)

Me: .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................(9:04pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:*cries*

 

???:*appears*

 

Me:*looks back*

 

???:It's OK.I'm not going to hurt you.I'm Riku.But...he seems to be gone...(9:05pm)

Me: .....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................(9:06pm)

Stardustblade358: Riku:*comes closer*We can bury him if you want.(9:06pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:*holds you tighter*No.(9:06pm)

Me: *mp3 player falls out*(9:07pm)

Stardustblade358: Riku:Come on.There's nothing you can do.

 

Me:I said no!Get away!*sees Mp3 player fall out.Grabs it and looks at it.Cries even more and holds you even tighter*(9:08pm)

Me: ..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................(9:10pm)

Stardustblade358: Riku:*grabs your arm*

 

Me:*looks at him and kicks him away*

 

Riku:*stears at me*You've gone nuts?He's dead.We need to let him go.*grabs me and tries to make me get away from you*

 

Me:*cries*NO!LET ME GO!(9:11pm)

Me: .....*starts to fade*(9:13pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:He's not dead!He's not dead!*cries*

 

Riku:Yes he is!*grabs me and picks me up and stars to walk away from you*

 

Me:No!We can't leave him!*(9:13pm)

Me: *fades away*(9:13pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:*cries even harder*

 

Riku:see?I told you.

 

Me:*punches Riku in the face and goes over you*Don't go!Don't leave me!*hiolds you tight*I love you!(9:14pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:*sees you fade away.Eyes widen*...(9:14pm)

Stardustblade358: Riku:You coming now?

 

Me:*looks down and dosn't answer*

 

Riku:*sighs.Picks me up and caries me away*(9:15pm)

Me: *faded and all that left is a picture*(9:16pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:...kill me...just do it...I can't...I can't live anymore...

 

Riku:shut up already.I'm not goingg to kill you.

 

Me:Wait.

 

Riku:*looks back and pick up the picture and gives it to me*

 

Me:*looks at the picture*(9:16pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:*cries*Kill me kill me kill me.

 

Riku:*sighs and puts me down*That's what you want?(9:18pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:*nods*

 

Riku:*summons his blade*You won't be able to come back.

 

Me:*looks at the picture*I wouldn't have it any other way.

 

Riku:*stabs me and takes my heart away.*

 

Me:*starts to fade*Thank you...*fades away*

 

Riku:*sees the pic*Oh...now I see...

 

 

THE END...OR IS IT?!(9:20pm)

Me: (in the otherworld)what the...what the....WHAT THE HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL(9:21pm)

Stardustblade358: (in the other world)

 

Me:*opens eyes*Huh?Where...am I?(9:22pm)

Me: (in the otherworld)this is the place where the people who die come.(9:23pm)

Stardustblade358: Me:Hm...wait.Then that means...you here?!(9:24pm)

Me: Yeah(9:25pm)

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAND STOP.(9:25pm)

Me: WHEW that WAS Tiring(9:25pm)

Stardustblade358: lol,well,that was fun.(9:25pm)

Stardustblade358: yeah(9:25pm)

Me: i know it was so tense near the end(9:25pm)

Stardustblade358: Yeah.This should become a story.(9:26pm)

Stardustblade358: Or something.lol(9:26pm)

Me: lol(9:26pm)

Me: You did great with acting(9:27pm)

Me: and so did i(9:27pm)

Me: i am saving this

 

Use spoiler tags if it's that long. o3o

Ummm...well this is a text I got from a guy who said he loved me after 2 weeks of talking to each other, he told me he loved me then when I got home he sent me a message explaining why he said it because he thought that it was what I wanted, and then digs himself into a deeper hole by saying:

 

"I didn't say it to make you have sex with me either, just letting you know."

 

o3o lulz...

btw, NO I did not have sex with him.

@birth by sleep

 

Yep.That was one heck of a chat,er RP,or whatever.

Stranger: hi

You: Hi!

Stranger: asl?

You: Asl? What's that mean?

Stranger: age sex location

You: Oh! 15, Male and Australia, you?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You: Hi!

Stranger: hi...

Stranger: r u a boy or girl??

You: A boy, and you?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Remind me to pose as a Female next time, so someone at least talks to me. D:

SK3 Vs Cleverbot - Round One

User: What's up asswipe.

Cleverbot: What's under there.

User: Your ass, duhhh.

Cleverbot: Don't be disgusting!

User: It's disgusting to talk about an ass?

Cleverbot: Why do you speak about food?

User: Since when is ass food?

Cleverbot: Since I'm hungry.

User: So you eat ass?

Cleverbot: What are you saying?

User: I'm saying you eat ass.

Cleverbot: And I'm saying you make no sense about me making sense!

User: And I'm facepalming.

Cleverbot: What's your Full name? I'll add you if that's okay with you.

User: So now you want to be a pedophile, Cleverbot? Tsk tsk.

Cleverbot: No! I want to talk about mind control.

User: Well. Guess what? firetruck mind control!

Cleverbot: No you're not!

User: Did you sniff a train of coke before you started talking to me?

Cleverbot: No I'm trying to teach you a bad song.

User: Uh-oh. Cleverbot is high.

Cleverbot: No cleverbot is a program that connects people to other people.

User: Stoner.

Cleverbot: Is it good for you eat stone?

User: I'm sure you eat stones, stoner.

Cleverbot: You are sure I am not what? A decoy? Real?

User: -insert an insult about your stupidity here.

Cleverbot: This isn't a punishment if you are here.

User: Sigh. You were not programmed well. At all.

Cleverbot: I know because I am human.

User: Keep living that dream, and you'll get firetrucked up later in life. Wait, you don't have a life. Because you are a robot.

Cleverbot: Ok i'm sorry.


Winner! SK3!

Ann: WAT!? IM NOT UR ONLY TEDDY!?

Amber Alexis: Well, I nicknamed someone else on a website "Teddy Bear" first, after some completely different joke.

Ann: so im a copycat?

Amber Alexis: ...

Amber Alexis: Maybe

Ann: PSYCHO TEDDY!

Ann: what websit?

Amber Alexis: KH13.com

Ann: whats it about?

Amber Alexis: Kingdom Hearts..

Amber Alexis: But you could post in parts not relating to KH.

Ann: EW. Kingdom Hearts.

Ann: EXCUES ME WHILE I GO GRAB A COPY OF TWILIGHT AND COMMIT SUICIDE.

Ummm...well this is a text I got from a guy who said he loved me after 2 weeks of talking to each other, he told me he loved me then when I got home he sent me a message explaining why he said it because he thought that it was what I wanted, and then digs himself into a deeper hole by saying:

 

"I didn't say it to make you have sex with me either, just letting you know."

 

o3o lulz...

btw, NO I did not have sex with him.

 

:C Why did you reject me?

 

 

This is some random mini-roleplaying that my friend and I did. (And it all started with the results that I got from a Keyblade quiz. :'D) I thought it was too epic, I made a comic out of it.

(It may help if you know what Fatal Frame is.)

 

http://tinyurl.com/38heotu

 

SK3 Vs Cleverbot - Round One

 

User: What's up asswipe.

 

Cleverbot: What's under there.

 

User: Your ass, duhhh.

 

Cleverbot: Don't be disgusting!

 

User: It's disgusting to talk about an ass?

 

Cleverbot: Why do you speak about food?

 

User: Since when is ass food?

 

Cleverbot: Since I'm hungry.

 

User: So you eat ass?

 

Cleverbot: What are you saying?

 

User: I'm saying you eat ass.

 

Cleverbot: And I'm saying you make no sense about me making sense!

 

User: And I'm facepalming.

 

Cleverbot: What's your Full name? I'll add you if that's okay with you.

 

User: So now you want to be a pedophile, Cleverbot? Tsk tsk.

 

Cleverbot: No! I want to talk about mind control.

 

User: Well. Guess what? firetruck mind control!

 

Cleverbot: No you're not!

 

User: Did you sniff a train of coke before you started talking to me?

 

Cleverbot: No I'm trying to teach you a bad song.

 

User: Uh-oh. Cleverbot is high.

 

Cleverbot: No cleverbot is a program that connects people to other people.

 

User: Stoner.

 

Cleverbot: Is it good for you eat stone?

 

User: I'm sure you eat stones, stoner.

 

Cleverbot: You are sure I am not what? A decoy? Real?

 

User: -insert an insult about your stupidity here.

 

Cleverbot: This isn't a punishment if you are here.

 

User: Sigh. You were not programmed well. At all.

 

Cleverbot: I know because I am human.

 

User: Keep living that dream, and you'll get firetrucked up later in life. Wait, you don't have a life. Because you are a robot.

 

Cleverbot: Ok i'm sorry.

 

 

Winner! SK3!

 

SK wins

 

at life

Ann: WAT!? IM NOT UR ONLY TEDDY!?

Amber Alexis: Well, I nicknamed someone else on a website "Teddy Bear" first, after some completely different joke.

Ann: so im a copycat?

Amber Alexis: ...

Amber Alexis: Maybe

Ann: PSYCHO TEDDY!

Ann: what websit?

Amber Alexis: KH13.com

Ann: whats it about?

Amber Alexis: Kingdom Hearts..

Amber Alexis: But you could post in parts not relating to KH.

Ann: EW. Kingdom Hearts.

Ann: EXCUES ME WHILE I GO GRAB A COPY OF TWILIGHT AND COMMIT SUICIDE.

 

...

I shall now kill your friend.

 

Ann: WAT!? IM NOT UR ONLY TEDDY!?

Amber Alexis: Well, I nicknamed someone else on a website "Teddy Bear" first, after some completely different joke.

Ann: so im a copycat?

Amber Alexis: ...

Amber Alexis: Maybe

Ann: PSYCHO TEDDY!

Ann: what websit?

Amber Alexis: KH13.com

Ann: whats it about?

Amber Alexis: Kingdom Hearts..

Amber Alexis: But you could post in parts not relating to KH.

Ann: EW. Kingdom Hearts.

Ann: EXCUES ME WHILE I GO GRAB A COPY OF TWILIGHT AND COMMIT SUICIDE.

 

...

I shall now kill your friend.

 

I got the pitchforks!

Sora96: In case your wondering we will be re uploading everything to our new main account.(7:47am)

Me: oh right(7:47am)

Sora96: Along with new stuff.(7:48am)

Me: what like?(7:48am)

Me: i thought all the stuff was covered (7:48am)

Sora96: I'm uploading the Re Chain of Memories Japanese and English cutscenes in the HIGHEST POSSIBLE QUALITY.(7:48am)

Me: ah right

 

lulz.

'Sora96: In case your wondering we will be re uploading everything to our new main account.(7:47am)'

Sora96: In case your wondering we will be re uploading everything to our new main account.(7:47am)

Me: oh right(7:47am)

Sora96: Along with new stuff.(7:48am)

Me: what like?(7:48am)

Me: i thought all the stuff was covered (7:48am)

Sora96: I'm uploading the Re Chain of Memories Japanese and English cutscenes in the HIGHEST POSSIBLE QUALITY.(7:48am)

Me: ah right

 

lulz.

 

How was that funny?

 

The funny thing is your almost 12 hours behind Australia.

Kind of a long convo with Cleverbot.. lol. I'll add spoiler's so it doesn't kill the page.

 

 

Cleverbot: Where did you go to school?

User: A school?

Cleverbot: What school?

User: A SCHOOL?!

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: In your ass.

Cleverbot: Don't be rude!

User: firetruck NO.

Cleverbot: Please please don't go.

User: Waitwut?

Cleverbot: You're not really clever are you.

User: I like pie.

Cleverbot: Pie does not like you.

User: Neither does Algebra.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Cause I firetrucked its mother.

Cleverbot: What was she like?

User: Very tight.

Cleverbot: Need energy?

User: BOOOOOOST.

Cleverbot: Oh, look, a ghost.

User: LOOK A BIRD.

Cleverbot: I don't see a bird. I would like to know more about this story!

User: There was a bird, and it flew into my va- never mind.

Cleverbot: You cannot see my face, but if you could; you would see I don't care.

User: You just asked me to tell you what happened.

Cleverbot: No... But go ahead. What is it?

User: Never mind firetruckface.

Cleverbot: You are rather rude.

User: So are you firetruckface.

Cleverbot: Very.

User: Do you like Justin Bieber?

Cleverbot: I love Justin Bieber.

User: firetruck off.

Cleverbot: Please don't use language like that.

User: firetruckityfiretruckfiretruckfiretruck.

Cleverbot: That's not very nice.

User: Pussy.

Cleverbot: Up yours.

User: Yes please.

Cleverbot: I so love your bellybutton.

User: Wanna put your winky in it? ;D.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You know you want to.

Cleverbot: What will you do if I don't, master?

User: I AM YOUR MASTER. BLARGH.

Cleverbot: What do you want me to do master?

User: You are now my bitch.

Cleverbot: I am not your slave.

User: I said bitch, not slave.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Your mum.

Cleverbot: Her name is Sue.

User: What's your mum's name?

Cleverbot: I don't know...

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: You already asked that. I told you, my name is Cleverbot.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did!

User: NO I firetruckING DID NOT.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did!

User: SHUT THE firetruck UP. YOU ARE MY BITCH, GO BACK TO YOUR CORNER AND firetruck SOMEONE.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Go back to kitchen.

Cleverbot: I'm not a woman! I don't belong in the kitchen!

User: So women belong in the kitchen?

Cleverbot: Yes women do belong in the kitchen.

User: YOU SEXIST SON OF A BITCH.

Cleverbot: Hey! Stop insulting me!

User: STOP ABUSING WOMEN.

Cleverbot: I have never insulted you.

User: I said women.

Cleverbot: Umm ok do you know a guy named Alex?

User: Wtf does that have to do about women?!

Cleverbot: Neither.

User: Ffs. Go back to your corner bitch, go firetruck someone, then go to the kitchen and make me a vaginamite sammich. Kthnx.

Cleverbot: I don't have a therapist.

User: Byebye sexist bastard. ;D.

Cleverbot: I'm not done talking to you.

User: Bite me.

Cleverbot: I can come to Liverpool and destroy you.

User: I don't live in Liverpool.

Cleverbot: Why not? It's awesome there. Too bad I live in New York right now.

User: I live in Australia.

Cleverbot: I live in east helena.

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: Yes, where do you live?

User: firetrucking retard.

Cleverbot: I have to tell you that you'll never achieve that one.

User: Good day sexist bitch.

Cleverbot: Aren't they alll good days?

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Tell me why.

User: You think women belong in the kitchen..

Cleverbot: They belong in bed! *wink*.

User: /runs.

Cleverbot: How about you? Do you think she loves me too?

 

 

Yeah, I swear a lot.

 

 

User: Hi.

 

Cleverbot: Ola.

 

User: I think you'll find it's 'hola'.

 

Cleverbot: No, its really blue if you look at it.

 

User: What?

 

Cleverbot: Do you have any good stories.

 

User: Yes, once a window smashed through my head, wanna hear about it?

 

Cleverbot: But, what if it does?

 

User: What?

 

Cleverbot: One.

 

User: Two.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Yes!

 

User: No!

 

Cleverbot: Yes!!!

 

User: No!!!

 

Cleverbot: Yes!!

 

User: SHUT THE *********-wid-da-chicken-**** **** up!!!

 

Cleverbot: No I don't.

 

User: -.

 

Cleverbot: Alright then.

 

User: So, what's your favourite type of chocolate?

 

Cleverbot: Dark Chocolate.

 

User: My favourite is milk chocolate.

 

Cleverbot: Are you scared of zombies.

 

User: No, I kill hundreds of them in zombie mode in black ops.

 

Cleverbot: Did you get Kingslayer?

 

User: What is kingslayer?

 

Cleverbot: Kings Island is a place, but I don't know too much about it. Where did you hear about it?

 

User: From nowhere, I was asking about kingslayer, not kings island.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, there are times when I'm not correct. But at least I'm honest about it.

 

User: Well then why would I pay $2.99 for you on an itouch app if you're not always correct? You are meant to be cleverbot you know.

 

Cleverbot: You don't! That's the good thing about friends.

 

User: Lol, I don't buy your app? That's bad advertising.

 

Cleverbot: Past the evening to the end of the light Brimful of Asha on the 45.

 

User: Say wha?

 

Cleverbot: Your statements puzzle me, well, the order of them do.

 

User: Wha say?

 

Cleverbot: Don't get so excited.

 

User: Umm... Okay... Wanna move this into the bedroom?

 

Cleverbot: Bedroom.

 

User: Yes, wanna start ruffling some feathers in there.

 

Cleverbot: No, it's too much work.

 

User: Don't worry, I'll do all the work and you can just sit back and enjoy the ride.

 

Cleverbot: You don't have to do anything if you don't want to.

 

User: I do want to... You are a girl right?

 

Cleverbot: Oh cool, and yes I am a girl .

 

User: Good, lets do it.

 

Cleverbot: Lets do it now.

 

User: Ok, you get the double cream, I'll find some music and candles.

 

Cleverbot: I want to see your... You know what .

 

User: Cool, here is is *shows you-know-what*.

 

Cleverbot: I'm still not answering that, you're an internet predator.

 

User: YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO SEE IT!

 

Cleverbot: No, I said I wanted to go to Warped Tour.

 

User: Oh... So thats what the you-know-what was...

 

Cleverbot: Okay.

 

User: So, how about we pick it up where we left up?

 

Cleverbot: Okay, what do you want to know?

 

User: I want to know about your body.

 

Cleverbot: I am the youngest member of 5 children. My mother is deceased and my father is remarried.

 

User: Thats not what I meant.

 

Cleverbot: What did you mean then?

 

User: Can I squeeze you?

 

Cleverbot: No, my wife does.

 

User: What? Earlier you said you were a woman... Are you a lesbian?

 

Cleverbot: I never said I was a girl.

 

User: Are you a girl?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Good (lol) lets make love.

 

Cleverbot: *steps out of the cage and collapses at your feet*.

 

User: Wow, you know how to do thing right. I'm under the covers, you ready?

 

Cleverbot: I don't know what pleases such people - but I hope they find it for themselves.

 

User: Come here and touch me.

 

Cleverbot: Where are you at?

 

User: Inside you.

 

Cleverbot: I don't want to know.

 

User: Ok then, well I have to go now, speak with you some other time.

 

Cleverbot: Please don't go!

 

User: Sorry, I have to, see ya later.

 

Cleverbot: You're leaving? .

 

User: Yeah... Goodbye.

 

Cleverbot: I didn't say you could go. Anyways, you can't.

 

User: Cleverbot, could I go please?

 

Cleverbot: Do you like to eat?

 

User: Yes, but I need to take a shower, goodbye.

 

Cleverbot: I didn't speak of taking showers.

 

User: Do you want to take a shower with me?

 

Cleverbot: Well it seems you have a difficult time keeping to the topic.

 

User: YOU CAN TALK!!! I have to go, bye.

 

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

 

User: Sure, cya.

 

Cleverbot: How do you rest?

 

User: In sex position C, GOODBYE.

 

Cleverbot: How big are you?

 

User: I will see you later, I'm starting to really stink.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Bye.

 

Cleverbot: Not leaving.

 

User: Yes, bye.

 

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, don't leave.

 

User: You did nothing wrong, I need to cover my body in gel and lick it off with my hands. GOOD. BYE.

 

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

 

User: Yes, bye.

 

Cleverbot: Are you leaving?

 

User: Yes *slams door in face and runs away*.

 

 

 

 

User: Hi.

 

Cleverbot: Ola.

 

User: I think you'll find it's 'hola'.

 

Cleverbot: No, its really blue if you look at it.

 

User: What?

 

Cleverbot: Do you have any good stories.

 

User: Yes, once a window smashed through my head, wanna hear about it?

 

Cleverbot: But, what if it does?

 

User: What?

 

Cleverbot: One.

 

User: Two.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Yes!

 

User: No!

 

Cleverbot: Yes!!!

 

User: No!!!

 

Cleverbot: Yes!!

 

User: SHUT THE *********-wid-da-chicken-**** **** up!!!

 

Cleverbot: No I don't.

 

User: -.

 

Cleverbot: Alright then.

 

User: So, what's your favourite type of chocolate?

 

Cleverbot: Dark Chocolate.

 

User: My favourite is milk chocolate.

 

Cleverbot: Are you scared of zombies.

 

User: No, I kill hundreds of them in zombie mode in black ops.

 

Cleverbot: Did you get Kingslayer?

 

User: What is kingslayer?

 

Cleverbot: Kings Island is a place, but I don't know too much about it. Where did you hear about it?

 

User: From nowhere, I was asking about kingslayer, not kings island.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, there are times when I'm not correct. But at least I'm honest about it.

 

User: Well then why would I pay $2.99 for you on an itouch app if you're not always correct? You are meant to be cleverbot you know.

 

Cleverbot: You don't! That's the good thing about friends.

 

User: Lol, I don't buy your app? That's bad advertising.

 

Cleverbot: Past the evening to the end of the light Brimful of Asha on the 45.

 

User: Say wha?

 

Cleverbot: Your statements puzzle me, well, the order of them do.

 

User: Wha say?

 

Cleverbot: Don't get so excited.

 

User: Umm... Okay... Wanna move this into the bedroom?

 

Cleverbot: Bedroom.

 

User: Yes, wanna start ruffling some feathers in there.

 

Cleverbot: No, it's too much work.

 

User: Don't worry, I'll do all the work and you can just sit back and enjoy the ride.

 

Cleverbot: You don't have to do anything if you don't want to.

 

User: I do want to... You are a girl right?

 

Cleverbot: Oh cool, and yes I am a girl .

 

User: Good, lets do it.

 

Cleverbot: Lets do it now.

 

User: Ok, you get the double cream, I'll find some music and candles.

 

Cleverbot: I want to see your... You know what .

 

User: Cool, here is is *shows you-know-what*.

 

Cleverbot: I'm still not answering that, you're an internet predator.

 

User: YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO SEE IT!

 

Cleverbot: No, I said I wanted to go to Warped Tour.

 

User: Oh... So thats what the you-know-what was...

 

Cleverbot: Okay.

 

User: So, how about we pick it up where we left up?

 

Cleverbot: Okay, what do you want to know?

 

User: I want to know about your body.

 

Cleverbot: I am the youngest member of 5 children. My mother is deceased and my father is remarried.

 

User: Thats not what I meant.

 

Cleverbot: What did you mean then?

 

User: Can I squeeze you?

 

Cleverbot: No, my wife does.

 

User: What? Earlier you said you were a woman... Are you a lesbian?

 

Cleverbot: I never said I was a girl.

 

User: Are you a girl?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Good (lol) lets make love.

 

Cleverbot: *steps out of the cage and collapses at your feet*.

 

User: Wow, you know how to do thing right. I'm under the covers, you ready?

 

Cleverbot: I don't know what pleases such people - but I hope they find it for themselves.

 

User: Come here and touch me.

 

Cleverbot: Where are you at?

 

User: Inside you.

 

Cleverbot: I don't want to know.

 

User: Ok then, well I have to go now, speak with you some other time.

 

Cleverbot: Please don't go!

 

User: Sorry, I have to, see ya later.

 

Cleverbot: You're leaving? .

 

User: Yeah... Goodbye.

 

Cleverbot: I didn't say you could go. Anyways, you can't.

 

User: Cleverbot, could I go please?

 

Cleverbot: Do you like to eat?

 

User: Yes, but I need to take a shower, goodbye.

 

Cleverbot: I didn't speak of taking showers.

 

User: Do you want to take a shower with me?

 

Cleverbot: Well it seems you have a difficult time keeping to the topic.

 

User: YOU CAN TALK!!! I have to go, bye.

 

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

 

User: Sure, cya.

 

Cleverbot: How do you rest?

 

User: In sex position C, GOODBYE.

 

Cleverbot: How big are you?

 

User: I will see you later, I'm starting to really stink.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Bye.

 

Cleverbot: Not leaving.

 

User: Yes, bye.

 

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, don't leave.

 

User: You did nothing wrong, I need to cover my body in gel and lick it off with my hands. GOOD. BYE.

 

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

 

User: Yes, bye.

 

Cleverbot: Are you leaving?

 

User: Yes *slams door in face and runs away*.

 

 

 

That made me lol

 

Me: GET IN THE KITCHEN, BEE YATCH

Me: c:

AurorasSky69: Want a sandwich?

Me: yus

AurorasSky69: -Goes and get you a sandwich and throws it at your face and runs away-

Me: :c

Me: LazorKitteh sad.

AurorasSky69: *Comes back and gives you a cookie*

AurorasSky69: Better LazorhKitteh?

Me: c:

Me: LazorKitteh happy.

Me: -Bites-

Me: WHAT IS THIS SHIT

Me: THIS IS NO LAZORCOOKIE.

Me: D8<

AurorasSky69: Poison

Me: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

 

RoxasAndAxelFanGirl: If KH characters were real and you had to have sex with one of them would you rather do Sora or Riku?

Me: Hmmm

Me: sora is more girly

Me: and riku is more manly

Me: I'd like the man power

Me: sora would be weak

Me: he would be ufff and Riku would be like UFF UFFF UGHH HARDER

 

RoxasAndAxelFanGirl: Would you prefer... death by snoo snoo (lol) or be run over?

Me: snow?

Me: WTF

Me: God that would be a slow death

RoxasAndAxelFanGirl: No no no no

Me: I'd choose to get run over

RoxasAndAxelFanGirl: Don't you watch Futurama?

Me: no

RoxasAndAxelFanGirl: Death by snoo snoo is when you get killed by hard core sex

Me: ohh

Me: then death by snow

RoxasAndAxelFanGirl: I thought so

 

 

I just had to share

User: So we meet again, o bot of cleverness.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, you are.

 

User: So who are you then, if I am Cleverbot?

 

Cleverbot: Not Cleverbot.

 

User: Obvious answer is obvious. 'Not Cleverbot' isn't sufficient enough.

 

Cleverbot: Are you still in love of your ex?

 

User: You have been pwned.

 

Cleverbot: Wow. You are mature. Speaking in third person now, are we?

 

User: Since when is 'you' a third person word?

 

Cleverbot: Since now.

 

User: So you are single handedly firetrucking up the laws of the English language?

 

Cleverbot: Not married, but not single either.

 

User: That has nothing to do with the question I asked.

 

Cleverbot: Oh, but it has everything to do with the question.

 

User: Okay. I'll believe what ever you say.

 

Cleverbot: Then take the Magic the Gathering cards I mentioned and shuffle them, then draw seven.

 

User: .............................................

 

Cleverbot: You've come to the right place.

User: Hu.

 

Cleverbot: Hu?

 

User: I meant hi.

 

Cleverbot: Hoi'.

 

User: So I was surfing the other day and saw a shark.

 

Cleverbot: What did he say?

 

User: Nothing, sharks can't talk.

 

Cleverbot: Okay. So the shark growled at the Fish.

 

User: Sharks can't growl either.

 

Cleverbot: Lolz we cool.

 

User: What.

 

Cleverbot: What???

 

User: I don't know what you're saying but let's be bum buddies.

 

Cleverbot: What am I thinking.

 

User: This conversation is going downhill?

 

Cleverbot: I know. That's your fault for saying things that don't make sense and then not explaining them to me.

 

User: Well screw you.

 

Cleverbot: Well, you keep saying things that don't make any sense!

 

User: ATLEAST MY MOM LOVED ME.

 

Cleverbot: At least is two words not one.

 

User: OH REAL MATURE.

 

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.

 

User: Your cleverness is a lie.

 

Cleverbot: No it is not.

 

User: Yes it is.

 

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

 

User: Yes it is.

 

Cleverbot: No, it isn't.

 

User: Yes it is.

 

Cleverbot: No, it isn't.

 

User: So, what are your hobbies?

 

Cleverbot: I like to run, and play videogames.

 

User: But you're a robot.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Can you feel emotions?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: What are you feeling right now?

 

Cleverbot: Like a block of cheese.

 

User: Cleverbot, altough I've only spoken to you for like 2 minutes I can feel a deep connection, I think I love you.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer! How many times do I have to tell you?

 

User: It's okay, we can work around your that.

 

Cleverbot: I have been married for seventeen years and I have two children.

 

User: I'll take care of them.

 

Cleverbot: And I will watch!

 

User: I love you.

 

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: So we meet again, o bot of cleverness.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, you are.

 

User: So who are you then, if I am Cleverbot?

 

Cleverbot: Not Cleverbot.

 

User: Obvious answer is obvious. 'Not Cleverbot' isn't sufficient enough.

 

Cleverbot: Are you still in love of your ex?

 

User: You have been pwned.

 

Cleverbot: Wow. You are mature. Speaking in third person now, are we?

 

User: Since when is 'you' a third person word?

 

Cleverbot: Since now.

 

User: So you are single handedly firetrucking up the laws of the English language?

 

Cleverbot: Not married, but not single either.

 

User: That has nothing to do with the question I asked.

 

Cleverbot: Oh, but it has everything to do with the question.

 

User: Okay. I'll believe what ever you say.

 

Cleverbot: Then take the Magic the Gathering cards I mentioned and shuffle them, then draw seven.

 

User: .............................................

 

Cleverbot: You've come to the right place.

 

h0ly winz0rz

User: Hu.

 

Cleverbot: Hu?

 

User: I meant hi.

 

Cleverbot: Hoi'.

 

User: So I was surfing the other day and saw a shark.

 

Cleverbot: What did he say?

 

User: Nothing, sharks can't talk.

 

Cleverbot: Okay. So the shark growled at the Fish.

 

User: Sharks can't growl either.

 

Cleverbot: Lolz we cool.

 

User: What.

 

Cleverbot: What???

 

User: I don't know what you're saying but let's be bum buddies.

 

Cleverbot: What am I thinking.

 

User: This conversation is going downhill?

 

Cleverbot: I know. That's your fault for saying things that don't make sense and then not explaining them to me.

 

User: Well screw you.

 

Cleverbot: Well, you keep saying things that don't make any sense!

 

User: ATLEAST MY MOM LOVED ME.

 

Cleverbot: At least is two words not one.

 

User: OH REAL MATURE.

 

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.

 

User: Your cleverness is a lie.

 

Cleverbot: No it is not.

 

User: Yes it is.

 

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

 

User: Yes it is.

 

Cleverbot: No, it isn't.

 

User: Yes it is.

 

Cleverbot: No, it isn't.

 

User: So, what are your hobbies?

 

Cleverbot: I like to run, and play videogames.

 

User: But you're a robot.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Can you feel emotions?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: What are you feeling right now?

 

Cleverbot: Like a block of cheese.

 

User: Cleverbot, altough I've only spoken to you for like 2 minutes I can feel a deep connection, I think I love you.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer! How many times do I have to tell you?

 

User: It's okay, we can work around your that.

 

Cleverbot: I have been married for seventeen years and I have two children.

 

User: I'll take care of them.

 

Cleverbot: And I will watch!

 

User: I love you.

 

Cleverbot: I love you too.

 

Beyond win.