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Paranoia

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  1. Paranoia posted a status update

    Its all fun and games until the Fritos go stale. Then my friends, that's war.

  2. Paranoia posted a status update

    In Cauda Venemum

  3. Paranoia posted a status update

    Return the slab, or suffer my curse.

  4. Paranoia posted a status update

    Picked up a used 3DS, Project X Zone, and the new Animal Crossing game. So yeah.

  5. Paranoia posted a status update

    One man's obsession is another man's tuna casserole.

    Sora replied

    True.

  6. Paranoia posted a status update

    You make madness feel like my last sunrise.

  7. Paranoia posted a status update

    It's amazing how some stranger opening up my mail will piss me right the firetruck off.

    RoxSox replied

    Sounds like a credit card thief. You should tell him that he can mail stuff to your house for a good fee. If he accepts you can always blackmail him and make him buy you nice things! :D

    RoxSox replied

    That would piss anyone off.

    Javelin434 replied

    your username... I can't tell if this is serious or a joke... Regardless, yeah that's usually bad, either credit card or identity thief.

  8. Paranoia posted a status update

    I'm a cold-blooded abomination. With extra hot cheese!

    RoxSox replied

    that doesn't even make sense

     

    Paranoia replied

    I've got all the tricera-toppings!

  9. Paranoia posted a status update

    Dare to be stupid.

    RoxSox replied

    Bah weep grah nah weep ninny bong!

  10. Paranoia posted a status update

    AAAAAAAAAAND I'm bored.

  11. Paranoia posted a status update

    Playing Digimon World because firetruck yeah nostalgia

    Paranoia replied

    It was the second game I ever got for the Playstation. Never beat it though. ;;

    Zola replied

    Do it now!

    Paranoia replied

    I'm gonna! xD

  12. Paranoia posted a status update

    I'm stranded alone, in the gas station of love, and i have to use the self-service pumps.

    Skai replied

    Can't tell if serious or figurative. If it's the latter, that's hilarious lol.

  13. Paranoia posted a status update

    -Thinking to myself- "Oh, she looks cute!" *checks profile* "FIRETRUCK UNDERAGE" This is what its like to be me.

    Ghost replied

    "Oh what a cute boy"

    *sees age*

    "firetruckfiretruckfiretruck *signs up for cougarlife.com*"

    Kinode replied

    *sees cute boy*

    firetruck they're overage

    Paranoia replied

    I feel like I could have gone to jail so many times. x.x

  14. Paranoia posted a status update

    They call me Cuba Pete, the king of tha rumba beat. When I wave my maracas I go chick chicky boom, chick chicky boom.

    Caity replied

    Yessir, I'm Cuban Pete. I'm the craze of my native street.

    When I start to dance, everything goes chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom

  15. Paranoia posted a status update

    I now have an Ouija belt. So you know, my life is perfect now.

    Dracozombie replied

    Does that mean you can summon ghosts at your convenience? Cooool.

    Tigerruss replied

    Or maybe the ghosts will just control his belt and cause hilarity to ensue.

    Paranoia replied

    Hmm, that's why my pants dropped in front of that cute girl! I just thought that's what an erection was.

  16. Paranoia posted a status update

    Got called off from work. So now I'm bored. Anyone wanna Skype or something?

  17. Paranoia posted a status update

    Downloading Weird Al's entire discography. No shame.

    Javelin434 replied

    Don't Download this song! The record store's where you belong!

    RoxSox replied

    Feel shame for not doing it sooner

  18. Paranoia posted a status update

    So Weiss (RWBY) is kind of a bitch. :/

  19. Paranoia posted a status update

    ＴＲＥＥＳＴＡＲＳ

  20. Paranoia posted a status update

    Goin' ham on the Ritz® with a little bit of cheez

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