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Yush~ But do you know what's even more epic? LAZOR CATS! -Dun dun dun effect and music starts playing- Lazor cats, Lazor Cats, do whatever a cat does BUT MORE! Disposes of n00bs just like mice LOOK OUT! Here comes the LAZOR CATS Are they epic? Yes they are Can they shoot lazors from their eyes? Hey, There goes the LAZOR CATS! In the chill of the site, At the scene of a crisis including n00bs, Like the speed of a lazor, They arrive just in time! Lazor cats, lazor cats, Friendly websitehood Lazor Cats Popularity and post count, They're ignored Trolling is their reward Whenever you say the word 'lazor' YOU'LL FIND THE LAZOR CATS 8D /trolololololol

. I actually lol'd at that. Like fosrs.

To The Sky by Owl City.

I thought the 'army' was some kind of workout device, and I thought there was such a thing as a 'leggy' too. /necroposting

...And your point? That's not really a big deal. ._.

^ Your going to ruin the minds of the innocent children, Lexi D8

I HAZ BEEN MENTIONED? And it's lazor kitteh. Get it memorized, foo

Thought you already had a girlfriend o_o Few months ago, you kept making love poems, and you said they were all for your girlfriend.

Welcome to KH13~ I am HellFire, but you may call me LK or LazorKitteh.

Tristan, and I think a lot of you know my last name, but I'm not going to post it here.

^HOLY FACK UNEXPECTED PLOT TWIST

I STILL LOVE YOU TRICIA. IT'S JUST IT'S KAISO WHO FINALLY ACCEPTED MY LOVE TRICIA WILL YOU JOIN ME IN A THREESOME? /shot Make it a foursome. I Think its called a four-way, either way count me in. the more the merrier, I dun't believe Hinako would allow so many people in her pants at once

...I really don't know why I made this, I love the books and the movie, so... I WAS BORED. :s Posted in Forum Games because it doesn't really have a complicated plot, just the usual good vs. evil plot. (Side plots ARE allowed.) Plus it'll probably have a lot of one liners. Your character is either a Guardian of Ga'Hoole, or a owl at St. Aegolius (Doesn't have to be moon blinked, just evil). Or a nest-maid snake, if you want to o.o. You can have two characters if you want: One male and one female, or one owl that is a guardian and one that is an owl of St. Aegolius. Yes, it is possible for your character to have switched sides; but I would like it before the story starts. Doesn't have to be, but still. For example: an owl being captured and taken to St. Aggie's but escaped, or a guardian being captured when they were young and become an owl of St. Aegolius. STORY: It has been many years since Soren and Gylfie escaped from St. Aegolius and become Guardians of Ga'Hoole after meeting their new family, and saving the owl kingdoms. Lies of Keel has died from natural causes, and Soren has taken his place, as a legendary warrior. However, he is elderly now and all his friends (Gylfie, Digger, Twilight, and Ms. P) are dead. However, he is still strong, and ready to fight when he needs to. Also, Kludd has taken Metalbeak's place as leader of St. Aegolius. Just like Soren, he is elderly but battle-ready. St. Aegolius has been doing exactly what they used to- capturing owls and turning them evil to do their dirty work. They've recently stole eggs from the Ga'Hoole tree at night - and crossed the line. It's time to fight back. CHARACTER PROFILE: Name: Gender: Age: Appearance: Bio: [Optional] Personality: Owl Species: Rank: Faction: RULES: No god modding. No controlling other people's characters without permission from them and me. Try proper grammar. Keep it at (At least) PG-13. Type something random under your character profile, this way I know you read the rules. My characters: My guardian: Name: Danjot Gender: Male Age: In owl years, 16. Appearance: Personality: Small and frail, but eager to prove himself. He has a dream, to become a legendary Guardian of Ga'Hoole, and often talks about that and his other dreams out loud, which usually makes him stand out. He tries to be nice to people, but often screws things up. He can be stubborn at times, though. Owl Species: Barn Owl Rank: Warrior in training Faction: Guardian Bio: Hatched in the Ga'Hoole tree. My St. Aegolius owl: Name: Adolph Gender: Male Owl Species: Snowy owl Age: In owl years, 17. Appearance: Bio: Hatched in St. Aegolius. Rank: Warrior Faction: Owl of St. Aegolius Personality: Confident and a bit too full of himself. He could care less about the other owls as he only strives to become the best. -------------------------------------------------- Character profiles and story can begin now. :]

Just thinking about that makes me rage. D8 Try reporting her to the principal or something, idk o_o. I mean, not giving a kid a grade they deserved is pretty much against the law, I think. /emphasis on the I THINK

^ Oh holy shit You two are geniuses

Heh, my friends at school who always use inproper grammar and think it's 'hip', I'm always capable of trolling them. But they don't even get it because they're too stupid to realize that THEY'VE BEEN TROLLED. Oh, and this is on FaceBook btw.

HOLY FACK, I didn't know anyone else from the site was an Okami fan. Thought I was the only one,

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I think everyone already knew that, SK3 8D noididn't

I agree, actually. I have a friend named Jack, and he's AWESOME.

8D... I noticed the lazor cats aren't as well known as they should be around the site... So I made their theme. [align=center]LAZOR CATS! -Dun dun dun effect and music starts playing- Lazor cats, Lazor Cats, do whatever a cat does BUT MORE! Disposes of n00bs just like mice LOOK OUT! Here comes the LAZOR CATS Are they epic? Yes they are Can they shoot lazors from their eyes? Hey, There goes the LAZOR CATS! In the chill of the site, At the scene of a crisis including n00bs, Like the speed of a lazor, They arrive just in time! Lazor cats, lazor cats, Friendly websitehood Lazor Cats Popularity and post count, They're ignored Trolling is their reward Whenever you say the word 'lazor' YOU'LL FIND THE LAZOR CATS 8D [/align] /totallynotstolenfromspiderman'sthemesong Hur. Hur hur. 8]

HOW. COULD YOU NOT KNOW WHO THAT IS. It's the guy with the fcuking epic fcuking purple lightsabah... mudda fuggah

Methinks your taking a bit too much time on the imagination train Choo choo

That's pretty much what I said... . 'Cept I didn't use the word gentleman.

-Walks up to mike- Ahem... -Tap tap- FZsdSYkhVh8&feature=related KISS DE GIRL SORAGE, KISS DE GIRL