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Photoshopped. Look at the neck line.

Since we filled in the week, should we start with months?

Dirty Sanchez Saturdays or is that too much?

Sixty-nine Sundays and Missionary Tuesdays

^ Is gay for Eterna < Is gay for Eterna v Is gay for Eterna

I'm joining the Marines right out of high school. After that, it's law school, or I'll be a musician.

The topic of this thread more or less describes living in my household for a day, or, on a serious note, the originiality of people on this forum.

Eterna, have I told you lately that I love you? Because there you go.

But why....?

Who will I marry?

I would be triceratops. They're three times hornier.

I'm so dissapointed. No one bothered to put me as an option.

Granted, but then I laugh at him. I wish I could have a margarita, with extra salt.

Granted, but you die I wish I was loved.

I will remember this the next time I buy one. For my cousin I mean.

No. I'd just give you my address.

You'll realize how deep this perverted mind goes. This daily fact has been brought to you by Omg-Facts This daily fact has been brought to you by Omg-Facts

Bingo.

The average yaoi fangirl's wet dream. Yeah, I do mean you too.

Someone's getting some tonight. If this is your philosophy, then I best work on getting in an argument with ya' It's not you.

When I search this website, these random numbers show up under the link. When I click them, they just send me to random articles. Is there any significance to these buttons? Just wanna know. ( http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/6889/gsearch.jpg )

Any song with Rivers Cuomo in it is glued to my brain. Magic, Say It Aint So, Beverly Hills, El Scorcho, I Want You To, etc.

I'm proud of being American. I'm just not proud of the economy, the Big Brother-based government, and the jackasses who live here. I'm just saying, it's not such a bad country when you get to experience everything that doesn't give us a bad name.

Up until I saw Kangaroo Jack, I thought Australia was just a giant rock. After I saw it, realized it was a giant rock with talking kangaroos. When I meet one, life will be complete.

I felt like giving you some so here you go.