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Just get rid of all the pronouns. are pointless anyway. should shorten up.

Not another one of these threads. I deny that this even exists. As soon as I post this, the thread is magically going to disappear because it never existed in the first place Best advice ever!

By taking the fact that they take threads in random seriously, seriously, you are taking a random thread seriously. Seriousception.

that's a matter of opinion. I think it sounds hilarious.

You don't like chocolate? Run! She's a mutant!

I hate angry birds. It officially killed society a while ago, when it outsold mario.

That almost sounds like a death threat, it's a joke, of course, but very ironic that you're saying that because you're mad at him for pretending to die.

What did the unemployed cancer cells do? They got Jobs. This has quickly become the too-soon-joke thread.

Turkey doesn't make awesomely creepy TV commercials or a ton of video games.

I'm right here! I found me!

You're not dead? I want my money back. It's so hard to find good hired assassins these days. Apparently I missed something because I have no idea what you're talking about.

lol You could the key2Oblivion guy.

So that means that as long as there are wackos trying to predict the end, we won't die! Remember when I said we should send all the crazy and stupid people to another dimension? I take it back.

Why are their blood types on that info thing?

You'd be unhappy too if a scientist tried to burn your house down with combustible lemons.

They need a pokemon game where you choose any pokemon(other than legendaries) as your starter then go through each region in order(Kanto, Jhotto, Hoenn, Unova(I think that's the right order)), kind of like a combination of all the pokemon games. Pokemon rainbow.

So, I hear you're single...

I need to stop posting after 11:00

GAY BACON STRIPS SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE FLAVORED GRAVY. HAPPY CAPS DAY, BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT CAPS DAY WAS OVER 47 MINUTES AGO.

If I had a dollar right now, I'd have one dollar.

I CANT BELIEVE SHE SENT THE PACKAGE TO ME TOO. THIS SUCKS. I AM SO NOT AMUSED BY THIS SHIT.

All heil DC and Aaron!

I LOVE CAPS LOCK DAY.

100 points!