superbanana

I just watched it

Thanks for reminding me to change my avatar

I STAYED UP UNTIL 8:00AM ONCE BUT THEN I PASSED OUT AT A WATER PARK. WHAT"S UP WITH THE CAPS?

Ansem's.

All of the half-life 3 things are fake. They're not actually making it yet.

I'm so tired, I wanted to come to KH13, so I typed the word "blue" in my address bar.

Greetings, sentient being.

^ exactly.

Sleep is for the weak. I haven't slept yet(It's 10:34 AM) and I'm totally potato.

Where I used to live it was -50 degrees once.

A kid at my school figured out that sometimes if you translate everything to japanese or swedish or something using google translate you can get passed blocks.

I used to watch that when I was about 5, but then it got cancelled.

My soda is beatboxing.

Happy birthday to everybody who was to lazy to give their actual birthday, yet not too lazy to enter a birthday.

If somebody else invents time travel, I'm going to buy their time machine then go back to the past and pretend to have invented time travel.

non-USA military operations from the years 2020-3000.I'll get him to give me a bunch of science journals and books full of info about the plans of anybody America gets into a war with. Then, I'll go back to the present and make a ton of money selling enemy intelligence to the US military and 3,000 years worth of scientific research to NASA or somebody.

If I invent time travel, I'm going to go to the year 3764. I'm not going to tell anybody about my time machine until 3764, so that nobody will know that time travel was invented before that. I'm going to tell the people from 3764 that I'm from the year 3943. I'm going to convince whoever the president of the world is(assuming we have a world government by then) that I'm him from the future, then tell him that in the future, I lost all records of scientific research and...

Happy old year!!! 1873

Now if you don't know how to use skype, you're literally stupider than an ape. http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/111143-orangutans-to-skype-between-zoos-with-ipads

We need a like button for statuses. Now.

You like answering questions? I would have never guessed, considering you've made 3 threads in the past 2 months about answering questions.

I just tried it and it didn't work. Now it looks like a vampire attacked my finger though.

I'm so tired I don't even know what potato.

I just came online, tried to update my status here, and didn't notice that I wasn't logged in so I typed it in the "username" box.

That's nothing. MY dog tried to do my computer.