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Loki

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  1. Loki posted a status update

    I get the feeling Im being ignored...

    Loki replied

    No, the horse firetrucked me.

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    baylaust will put up with you because I told him so.

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    he listens to everything i say/shot

  2. Loki posted a status update

    Bacon

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    I love meat. Shoosh.

    baylaust replied

    I sincerely hope no one is a vegetarian here.

    KingdomKatherine replied

    ... HAM

  3. Loki posted a status update

    (‿◢(‿l‿) *:･ﾟ✧

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    They're butts, Shana.

    Shana09 replied

    /facepalm

     

    omg

    baylaust replied

    Dat ass.

  4. Loki posted a status update

    Im gonna go take a hot shower. Its like a regular shower but with me in it.

    baylaust replied

    Well played.

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    This status totally does not delight me, nope.

    Shana09 replied

    That made me giggle immaturely.

  5. Loki posted a status update

    Well, I am now single. Should I use my fake ID to get into a straight bar or a gay bar? Such difficult choices...

    Think Pink replied

    I think what Genn meant to say was that we both want to marry you

    we already have a foursome going

    WE NEED A GOD TOO

    LOKI I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANY OTHER PERSON COULD<3

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    8D

    Koko replied

    dont forget condoms

  6. Loki posted a status update

    Its amusing that once there is a demo the forum dies

  7. Loki posted a status update

    Whoever invented the phrase "We need to talk" should be shot.

  8. Loki posted a status update

    I called my cousin and told her the demo is up on the eshop. What does she do? Squeels really loud and hangs the phone up on me. Stupid cousin. Invite me to your house so I can try.

    Xiala920 replied

    lol when I found out about the demo I screamed so loud my mom was so mad at me xD (lol I'm so excited even though I don't have a 3DS yet xP)

  9. Loki posted a status update

    I should write a book and title it "How to make a bad situation worse". I'm a firetrucking expert at this.

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    Because this status is depressing. ;A;

    Loki replied

    Dont be sad. Im enjoying it in a sadistic self-destructive way.

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    I wonder if you're actually enjoying it.

  10. Loki posted a status update

    I need to get out and run... but I just dont feel like it today... I should "borrow" my brother's goat driven carriage instead.

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    8D

    Loki replied

    Point taken. At least chasing a goat wont get me pregnant.

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    Nor will watching 3D porno.

  11. Loki posted a status update

    Fathers day is always an awkward holiday for me...

    WakingDawn96 replied

    Is it because you dont truly have a dad?

    deathrebirthsenshi replied

    I see what you did there. Unless you aren't actually joking.

    Loki replied

    Actually, Loki and the RL me have this in common.

  12. Loki posted a status update

    I hate those moments when I can feel the floor cracking beneath my feet and, even though I dont want to fall, I have the strong urge to jump on those cracks.

    baylaust replied

    Kinda like the cracks Hulk left you in?

    Shana09 replied

    I hate the feeling when the ground shakes and it feels like an earthquake and no one else is feeling it and it stops and its not actually an earthquake.

    Shana09 replied

    the moment*

    not feeling

  13. Loki posted a status update

    Its kind of hard to incorporate fiber in a high protein diet.

    HarLea Quinn replied

    lol but it was hard to do tho !

    Just sayin' it would help...

    Koko replied

    Poop

    Shana09 replied

    Poop is good for your body.

  14. Loki posted a status update

    Today begins the Im-going-to-hate-meat-by-the-end-of-the-summer diet.

    Koko replied

    i'm not eating red meat aw yeah

    Loki replied

    Yeah, its that time of year.

    Ill be eating your weight in red meat just for you Koko.

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    ewwwww

  15. Loki posted a status update

    I cant stop laughing. I love irony, especially the kind that is born from delusion.

    Rob replied

    Thats our god Loki.

    replika13 replied

    irony is that delusions are funny

  16. Loki posted a status update

    I have returned, and let me start by saying I can neither confirm nor deny any zombie apocalypses that may have broken out were the result of my adventures.

    Loki replied

    "Loki, corrupt me for I am an innocent flower"*

    Fixed

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

    yessssss

    CardCaptorDeadpool replied

    Are you really my dad?

  17. Loki posted a status update

    At sun rise I shall be off to war. I will fight bravely, and if I am to live, will set off to explore the mountainous terrain for 14 days time. Wish me well on my journey.

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    LOKI DON'T FORGET YOUR COW HELMET

    Loki replied

    Its actually a mountain go- aw, nevermind.

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    (｡◕‿◕｡)

  18. Loki posted a status update

    Im now officially a senior. Guess what that means?

    XIIISwords replied

    ^agreed with agreeing

    WakingDawn96 replied

    I am about to change anyways. With Madagascar 3 coming out, I am soon to have another avatar and signature. Plus, the dude who plays Thor is even too Epic.

    Queen Tery replied

    those are the only kinds of answers i give.

  19. Loki posted a status update

    Do you think if spears are visible in the van back window that well get pulled over?

    Loki replied

    I dont think tent poles would work, but I like that direction

    Queen Tery replied

    Do you have a spear permit? lol

    Loki replied

    Permit? I dont follow the law. I find my way around it.

  20. Loki posted a status update

    Just one more day of school and I can start my vacation.

    Queen Tery replied

    We're doomed.

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    He is December 21st.

    Queen Tery replied

    ^lol

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