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And it's not even time-travel in general (the Timeless River one in KH2, by contrast, was simple and enjoyable); just MX's cheap, convoluted, "bad fanfiction"-tier version.

Happy Birthday to me.

"Great. Just great. Now I look like the huge, mighty king of GUYS WHO TALK TO POSTERS!" -- Bowser (Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door)

"Remember Scarface? STOP DANCING!" -- Mr. Plinkett

Sadly, even the headcanon-forcing elitists KH Wikia staff seem to believe it wasn't just implied, but outright confirmed. Which I learned the hard way when I tried to correct any such entries a few months ago.

A tie between Ansem and Xemnas. Dat KH1-2 nostalgia, tho.

Sick of some people painting DIZ and Eraqus as actually worse than Xehanort. Especially since (1) DIZ and Eraqus actually have empathy at the end of the day, and (2) Xehanort's the one who drove them to vigilantism in the first place.

The usual epicness with MX -- followed by a "post-final" boss who wants to use KH's Light against the Realm Of Darkness, in retaliation for all of MX's Darkness-based meddling (thus finally subverting the show-don't-tell problem about why too much Light is allegedly just as bad as too much Darkness)... or something like that.

I miss all those different Mushroom Heartless -- they, not Riku or the Spirit Dream Eaters (being half-Light =/= being officially Dark Is Not Evil), came the closest to proving that whole "balance" thing, IMO.

*Yawn.* Getting kinda bored. *Falls asleep, which somehow spontaneously combusts the Krusty Krab.*

The X-Blade should've just been Ultima Weapon canonized -- enough said.

Not to mention the whole "Someone else has set foot in your heart. Eraqus, you sly fox..." from Blank Points. They're clearly setting Terra up for a whammy of a redemption.

Darkness has already had some large (though not complete) successes in BBS, DDD, and Chi. I, for one, am burned out from all the Bittersweet/Downer Endings.

I've already acknowledged that for years.

Can we just post any old song we think fits? If so, then I've always wanted this to be part of KH3:

But on the other hand, MX being the final boss would probably end up feeling too predictable and/or copy-and-pasted from BBS.

Yen Sid would probably be a telekinetic-type (i.e., simply floating around and levitating his Keyblade instead of actually touching it). Anything else would just be... Narm... for him.

The final boss actually being some kind of overzealous reaction by KH itself in retaliation for all of MX's meddling.

Didn't know it's been around THAT long. But regardless, congratulations indeed!

Already read it -- was like, "Damn!"

Hello, Darkrai -- er, I mean, Infinite!

R.I.P., Chester from Linkin Park.

In the words of everyone's favorite pyromaniacal version of Chuck Norris:

Depending on whether or not you believe Terra's one, it could be him.