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TFW we're finally getting the Lava Titan and Wind Titan:

@Kingdomhe: The one from The Princess And The Frog.

@2 quid is good: I was just about to mention Eric and Phillip.

Random question: Why does Marluxia get the Doom spell, when that's theoretically Luxord's department ("Time")?

Are any of them unintentionally hilarious?

KH3 better not end like Far Cry 5 or anything.

In other words -- kicking the BBS trio while they're not just down, but buried. And Nomura wonders why so many fans are burned out.

I just learned about Luxord's role in KH3. On the plus side, yay! On the minus side, seeing him 'Norted is depressing because he was one of the more-sympathetic original members.

Provided this isn't just another red-herring illusion, that is.

Once again, Nomura forsakes consistency in favor of "WHAT A TWEEST!"

To be fair, the newest revelation about her does seem to cheaply fly in the face of everything established about her in 2 whole games. Provided it's not just another Dark Realm illusion, that is.

Wishful-thinkingly with WWF No Mercy.

Gee, thanks a lot, Deuce Drop Distance.

Basically, half of all fanfiction is just R34 scenarios.

Half of all fanfiction, in a nutshell:

What they all said.

Bale was much better as Bruce than Batman, IMO.

Why Deadpool can never be in Miraculous Ladybug:

Laurel.

Yanny.

"Did I leave the stove on?" -- Deadpool

Gal Gadot, Jeremy Irons, and J.K. Simmons deserve to be in the MCU instead of the DCEU.

Last night, I dreamed I was a sexy Voldemort.