Dracozombie

She's not my favorite by any stretch, but to me she's one of those fun characters that you love to hate. She's not someone you're supposed to respect as a person, Nobody or not. I like her voice acting, which imo is among the best in the franchise. The way she talks and moves is snarky and playful and it sets her apart from the other characters. Roxas is probably my favorite KH character, and I still think her suggestion for him to bash his head against the window is hilarious. People can like different characters for different reasons. If you find Larxene's 'witchiness' distasteful, that's cool -- some traits can just grate on you.

I never said that the one being murdered would be the fly. Although, that is what happened. Fly got squished.

A mysterious buzzing turned out to be coming from a huge fly. Something in this room will be murdered soon.

Pfffft That's the sound of a fart.

Never.

And you're poop.

The status above me is poop.

My power would be the power of melting myself into goo. Not even useful goo. I'd just melt like ice cream.

April Fools about

I love you all... just kidding. April Fools.

Is there such a thing as excess chocolate? ... Haha, never mind. What a silly question.

It probably wasn't meant to be thought about plot-wise. If you're like me and enjoy cooking up in-universe explanations, you can handwave it as some kind of nifty barrier-type spells the baddies use to trap the goodies.

Aww Winner. </3

Aww Winner.

Cheese, what I think are onions, and some kind of tangy unidentifiable sauce. It's a mystery pizza.

If it weren't for who was posting it, I'd disregard everything that was said just on the principle of it being posted in comic sans font.

I have no idea what kind of pizza this is, but I'm eating it anyway.

Because in the Pokemon universe, single-handedly stopping organized crime rings is a legitimate career path for 10-15 year old Pokemon trainers.

*ATTENDED the university you went to.

That moment when you hear that Anita Sarkeesian is speaking at the university you went to.

Today's grocery list: plastic eggs, chocolate bunnies, Cadbury Creme Eggs (normal, chocolate, and caramel varieties), Hersey's mini chocoloate eggs, jelly beans, sanitary napkins.

Blue, 'cause all I have to do is put a shell in my mouth and resist swallowing and then I can FLY.

Selphie can SUMMON a train so that must count for something.

Mr. Mimes can indeed be female (with a 50 percent gender ratio to boot!). There probably isn't a Mrs. Mime because genders among Pokemon weren't a thing before gen 2 apparently gave them genitals. Before that, they'd have had to do another Nidorino/Nidorina situation and create two separate Pokemon, and programmers back then ain't got time for that.

Little known Pokefact: Mr. Mime was actually mutated human being with psychic powers who was so deformed that he was cast out from human society and integrated himself among Pokemon. Then somehow cloned himself into identical copies that other humans could catch.