Deadpool

living with my girlfriend the past week and a half has been amazing and lovely as hell also we did it for an hour and thirty minutes last night omg

Living with bae has been SO amazing

okay after a small flight delay TODAY is the day my girlfriend moves in heck yeah baby

MY GIRLFRIEND IS MOVING IN TODAY MY DICK AND MY HEART ARE SO HAPPY RN

i beat paper jam ayy more like paper DAYUUUUUUM

Everybody fill it out in English to give them the message they need to hear

OOH BABY rip zelda "u" okay but to be fair i love them but how many stupid moves have they made recently when you think about it?

♪my wena is loney tonight, she cries when i turn off the light♪

shout out to the time i made an erotica in the style of dr. seus rhymes

he'd be like "hey bitch what's good"

SHIT i must disguise myself as a 13 year old paranoid pine tree boy and take him down

godddd that movie really was the best and i'm so glad it came out on my birthday

my ding dong has now been legal for like 4 days but only my girl gets to see it so you're all out of luck

Me a month ago: Me three weeks ago: Me two weeks ago: Me right now: After losing 40 pounds last year and as I continue to lose weight, I've been trying out all sorts of (mostly emo) looks and styles. Hooray for expression!

SO YOU THINK YOU'RE DEADPOOL HUH?

I can hear the bells~

i just ordered some... things off amazon

My significant other and babe Emelia. I'm gonna be living with her very soon and it's going to be so amazing!!! :smile:

smonk the big wed

You mean Disney Town from BBS?

I don't have time for randomness. I am a very professional man.

True, true. I do own Type-0 HD and I'm gonna play it soon, it looks awesome! But otherwise the other games in the series I've tried to play I just got burned out of due to not caring for turn based battles (I've tried 3, 7, 8, and 10). I liked some of the storylines and looooved so much of the music. Oh well, maybe I'll manage to finally push through them all someday because the series really is good and I do want to get more into it eventually.

say it anyway

Hoooow about Wreck-it Ralph. OR THIS: You called yourself edgy so now you're my friend

instead of saying "break a leg!" for good luck we should say "bust a nut!"