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Hold on, let me do a thing real quick...

Peridot is shipped with everybody, so It's hard for everyone else to choose.

~Z~ As Mr. Z saw his pretty patient wake up, he gasped in delight to see his fellow crew member alive and soulful. "Ohhh!~~ You're starting to wake up!", he chirped with his familiar and creepy grin. "Ooh, sweetie... You have no idea how horrible you looked out there! You looked like you were just about to wither away! Ooh hoo hoo!", he exclaimed, giving her a small, awkward hug. "Yes, Tabby... You're little "friend" back there hurt you badly. Didn't your mother ever tell you not to be tricked by the enticement of a vampire? Hee hee! Honestly! Think about that next time. I don't know if you favored him as a friend or not, you just need to be more careful. Your soul is just...too good to go to waste...", he advised, petting her head. "Well, if you say you're alright, I'll let you go... Also, it was good seeing you again. We hardly ever talk... I do not know if you want to just take it easy for a while and rest, or If you want me to help you back to your residence. You are not seeing that beast for a good while, though...", he scolded, waving his finger at her face. "I can, though. If he snaps at me, I'll know how to deal with it. My blood is as black as the night, and I'm not sure what it'd do to another immortal... Do you know where he is now, Tabitha?...", he asked with a smile and suddenly created a small, cute little orange that he made appear with magic. Before he handed it to her, he took his time to grab a marker and draw on the skin of the fruit. Then, he gave it to her. "Here, Tabby Cat...~ This should help with your mortal blood flow... Heh heh heh..."

Nope. Thank goodness.

What's this about the world ending on April 13th? LOL. It might as well. It's gonna be a really stupid day anyway...

It is related to the Nintendo Direct on the third, but I dare not look at any of the supposed leaks.

Hillary? More like "Hilarity".

Leakers can leap head-first into a scorching pit of lava on a dry, dry volcano. I despise them greatly.

There was a dance here on KH13? Why didn't anyone tell me? I could have brought confetti cannons and Silly String...

~Z~ "Heh heh... Alright, Happy. I will do what I can.", the demon obeyed, bowing a bit, before scooping up the girl. While humming a dainty little tune, he just casually walked back to his own tent, and began to talk to Tabitha as if she were awake. "Aww. It's really good to see you again, Tabby. We hardly ever talk, you're so busy.~", he greeted, gently placing her on his soft, comfy sofa. He took his sweet time to put on a soothing track on his record player to calm the mood. He then shifted back to his normal, demonic form After doing so, he sat next to her, petting her hair a little and meaning no harm. Victor, Happy or anybody else would have his head if he did anything rash. "Oh, look at you. Poor, sweet girl. Don't worry. I know a bit of magic that might help, straight from the pits of Hell!", he happily exclaimed clasping his hands together. "Hee hee... Don't worry. It won't hurt you. It only has bad effects on pureblood demons, like me...." So, without another moment, the demon closed his eyes and hovered his glowing, clawed hands over the top of the girl's head before gently placing them there. He hummed along with the tune of the song as he worked his black magic, now almost completely sober. "Hmm. You know, whoever made Victor of all people to snap sure is interesting, miss. He hardly ever gets that way, yeah? Goodness. Vampires are a real gem, to say the least. Despite how attractive they all are, you need to be careful around them, for they are still beasts...", he asked nothing. After a bit, he removed his hands from Tabitha's head, grabbed a bandage and put it over her bite mark. "Ooh... That's quite the nip! I cannot tell if He was really desperate for food, or if it was just a spontaneous and aggressive love bite. I should know, but they are sooo fickle. I tell you, Tabitha!", he chuckled. "Ahm... Tabby?", called the demon, patting her cheek a bit. "Tabby Caaat. Wake up, sleepyface..."

Oh god. This makes me really happy.

Dank memes, obviously.

I just made klezmer RPG music, I think??? https://soundcloud.com/hargleblargleboo/fan-made-music-the-seer-of-blood-talks-his-ass-off

Well, I'd scorch a stuffed Ursidae, too.

Jesus Christ. I've never seen my Soundcloud fill up with so much garbage in such a short amount of time.

Oh? lol.

tfw You're becoming a photo editing professional.

Yet again, yup.

Guys. GUYS. IT HAPPENED. http://oscar.go.com/nominees/actor-in-a-leading-role/leonardo-dicaprio

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GARBAGE???

Yes. I concur. Not sure if I'll participate in this. It really depends on my schedule and what the stories and concepts are. I'll be keeping an eye on here, though.

I...

Yeah... I dunno what's going on... Sure, a few of them are good, but the majority?... Ehhh...