Psychic_Ketchup

That man's voice sure is something awesome.

Wow that's quite the intro! And now I definitely want to hear that story. I mean, you can't just say "I'm a walking miracle" and not elaborate Anyways, welcome and I hope you have fun here.

Stronker 5

58! Wow, you look away for a couple minutes...

6

2 I agree, offensive jokes are among the funniest, but it's better to not tell them to the entire internet.

I would find some way to trademark "slapping asses in clubs".

12

31!?

27

9! Wait... Oh crap. 1.

Hey welcome! Hope you have fun here. And you can't go wrong with classic rock

How DARE you! Tequila is objectively worse. It's basically paint thinner.

Energy Bomb

Wow, I hadn't been online here for a month. Hiya people! How are things?

Xehanort's Goatee

No Mercy

Should have seen that one coming Another Side

An Adventure in Atlantica

Pasta

Sorcerer's Loft

I know the lyrics to the first two songs the best, but that's only because they're played constantly everywhere I go. So as much as it pains me, I'll vote for one of those

Red Hot Chili

Oh crap I forgot about my PS2 versions. That makes three I guess.

Oh cool, I can buy it a third time! ... Oh god, I might actually do that one day.