Chronic Tumor

NOOOO

who is u?

Actually I think I thought you were someone else

THERE'S A REASON YOU ADDED ME AS A FRIEND YOU LITTLE TURD

NOT YOU TOO

OH NO

WHO DOES THAT?

ADDING ME LIKE A FRIEND

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

F U MAN

In my head I imagine the black/caribbean man from the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie who grabbed Jack by then neck grabbing all you ignorant kids and saying "You know nothing of circumcision"

WTH WHO IS U

I dunno. I ain't seen you or your hips.

Maybe you are the girliest guy?

Eggzatry

What can I do (do) (do) about you (you) (you) gonna jump all night on the dance floor

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

In all actuality, I didn't expect anyone to notice

So i logged in today and said "OH GLOB 12 NOTIFICATIONS" and saw you moved like ALL of my threads, like seriously, ALL of them. Were they in a bad place? 12 OF THEM GAAWSH

GOTS TA GET UP AT 5

The future is in robots

if my typing ability is going down I blame my iPhone. I still hit the space bar twice on my lappytop's keyboard and expect a period to magically PMS its way out of my life

Laundry drying sequentially

Laundry is done. DO I CARE?

zombie porn suddenly got way too erotic