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  1. I haven't done one of these in a while and I have a lot of thoughts to dispense on this "movie" given that I had the pleasure of seeing it on Christmas Day instead of, oh I don't know, Rouge One: A Star Wars Story or literally any other movie playing in the Goddamn theater at the time... You know what, I'm just going to jump into it, and spoiler alert: this plot is cliche as all f*ck and doesn't deserve a spoiler tab. Let's start with that actually. See, this film was directed and written by John Hamburg, writer of the "Meet the Parents" franchise and the Zoolander movies. I bring this up because this film is basically just another Meet The Parents. Like, an exact copy of Meet The Parents. The only differences are that the boyfriend is the antagonist instead of the dad and it feels like it's sucking away at your IQ points with all the sex, drugs, and bodily fluids injected into every other scene... Also, as you can see on the poster, Bryan Cranston is the dad and James Franco is the boyfriend? Yeah. Bryan Cranston. Walter White. Future incarnation of Zordon of Eltar. In this movie. James Franco, unfortunately, isn't very surprising because while I and other people love him to death, he's pretty much pigeonholed himself into these kinds of movies at this point... but Bryan f*cking Cranston??? Forget all of his former experience in comedy, I wouldn't wish this role on my least favorite comedian, because... *sigh*... this review is going to be nothing but me losing my shit unless I knuckle up a bit, so... let's just talk about the story... Except I'm NOT because there basically IS no f*cking story. Swerve! Yeah, I already called the plot cliche and frankly, it is. It's literally every single f*cking "disapproving dad" plot that you've seen before. Cranston as the dad is clean cut and traditional. Franco, the boyfriend, is a bare chest showing, foul-mouthed, douchebag zillionaire app/video game developer. They don't like each other for every reason you can think of. The boyfriend is "eccentric". Everybody but the dad warms up to him. He has a weird foreign servant played by Keegan Michael Key (who is literally the only bright spot in this movie above all us to no surprise...) Blah blah blah blah blah awkward first impressions blah blah blah blah blah daughter gets mad blah blah blah they go on hi-jinks and bond a little blah blah blah blah blah they fight blah blah blah everybody is upset blah blah blah blah blah f*cking Gene and Paul from KISS of all people show up and then cue sappy not-even-in-the-ballpark-of sentimentality wrap-up and they all lived happily ever after... uuuuuugggghh... By the way, you know how raunchy and offensive this film tries to be with its comedy? Early on, we see that the boyfriend has a dead moose hanging in one of the rooms and enclosed in a glass tank full of piss... because art, of course. Guess what happens when he and the dad get in a fight. G-guess what happens. No really, I want you to guess. Think for a second, think about everything you know about foreshadowing or Chekov's Gun and wrap your head around what that could possibly symbol-THE TANK BREAKS, PISS GOES EVERYWHERE, AND THE DEAD MOOSE FALLS ON THE SON WITH ITS BALLS LANDING DIRECTLY ON TOP OF HIS FACE. WHOOPDY FREAKING DOO, DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... ... 2/10. I'm done. Someone just give me a ticket to go see Rouge One already, I'm begging you. DX Make the bad thoughts go away, make the bad thoughts go awaaaaay-haaay... *sobbing in corner while rocking back and forth in the feeble position*
  2. Alright, so I've been looking at news for the upcoming Disney flick Zootopia for some time, and after gathering some more infomration today, including some recent adverts, something occurred to me: This is possibly one of the worst ideas that Disney has ever come up with. I mean, what is the appeal behind this movie? "The ultimate anthro tribute"? "Animals walk and talk like humans, lol"? "There's never been an actual movie where all that happens is that animals literally replace humans and they do basically all the stuff we do?" Who's bright idea was this? And who's idea was to make the concept seem so generic as all Hell, and yet at the same time treat it like some revolutionary and original idea based on the trailers I've seen? We're not stupid, Disney, we've seen this schtick before. Also, there's another side to this that involves furry undertones but... uh... I'm not gonna even try with that. Mostly because I don't want to think about it... All I know is that this is a painfully average concept that Disney should never even considered. It just seems so f*cking lazy. And yet, I'm seeing all these hype around it like it's going to be the next Lion King. I just don't get it. At least Cars took something that you don't normally see - literal cars and other vehicles - and made them talk. Seriously, Disney literally has a library of talking animals, plus human-esque animals in general. Maybe I'm just missing the point. If anybody has a logical analysis to share, please do so.
  3. GLITZ PIT RP SPINOFF, Final Fantasy Version [[The origins of this roleplay come from NSider and NSider2, though the lead originator is Link1487. However, the idea and creators of the Glitz's many versions have changed over the course of these many years and will change again. Yay, change! Ror, Inx, Zee, Link, and whoever else is out there still making Glitz Pit fun--thank you.]] Table of Contents I. Story II. Rules III. Fighter Rankings IV. Registered Matches V. How This Thread Will Work VI. Creating a Character VII. Arenas VIII. Item Shop IX. Character Profiles X. Element Chart XI. News Updates XII. Event Information XIII. Important Fight Judgments I) Story: Battles take place in an sequestered colosseum where previously known (or unknown) combatants of various universes wage private wars with each other. Existing hundreds of years, if not thousands, this arena has plucked heroes, villains, and potent wannabes of considerable strength to hone their combative elements of strength, focus, footwork, cunning, and magics. Many have retired in fame and luxury under the nurture of robotic servants and ambrosic foods and drinks, without fear of age or death, growing fat and happy. This is promised to all who opt out, but most desire one of two other options: continual fighting or an absolute escape. Plucked without reason other to fight, do you, O fighter, have what it takes to battle your way to fame, valiance, or the outside? Show your mettle in what is simply known as the Pit. II) Rules 1. Follow all original RP rules of KH13, if that wasn't obvious. 2. You must follow all of these rules while in this thread, and you must read the entire thread (the first few posts by me) before posting. 3. No g-modding. Simple definition: You cannot be invincible, or use overpowered attacks. More details can be found later in the thread. 4. All fighting will be judged by me. 5. If you are inactive for more than three days during a fight without an excuse given beforehand (like going on vacation, etc.), you automatically lose with no gain in coins. Don't request a battle if you don't think you can finish it. 6. I will make all final decisions regarding how matches will be set up, and their outcomes. No arguing with me over who won (unless you have a definitive reason), or you will be pushed down a rank in the ranking list. 7. Everyone gets a default 100 coins to begin with when you sign up. 8. If you would like to give your coins to someone, both parties involved must PM me verifying they would like the transaction to take place. 9. If you have any questions about the rules, or specific suggestions for the thread, PM me please instead of posting it here. 10. Limit OOC chat here please. That means try not to talk out of character. If you want, your character can talk to someone else's character, but make sure it does not create too much spam. 11. All bets on fights must be made before the fight begins or within the first 3 posts of the fight. (More on that later in thread) 12. All Brawls are open to anyone who is registered in this thread. (More on those later in thread) 13. Any fighters who consciously disobey the "max page" restriction a fight can last for will be lowered down a rank, and 100 coins will be deducted from their total. Going over by a little is fine, but when it's nearly double the maximum, punishment will be given. 14. Anyone ranked from halfway through the list of people, and up, will be put in the major league locker room. Anyone lower than half of the people here will be in the minor league locker room. The champion will have their own room. You may only challenge fighters who are in your league, unless you are at the top of your league. If you are at the top of the minor league, you may challenge the lowest ranking major league fighter for a place in that league. The same goes for the major league, except the first place person would challenge the champion. 15. Check the news section often for any updates to this thread. 16. Ignore the fact that the story is bad and cliche. 17. Everyone who joins gets a free 'Character Change' item upon registering. This is so they can create their first character and get a feel for it, but if they do not like it, they can change it to something completely different. 18. Try to keep OOC posts (surrounded with parenthesis) or [some other unique method] of differentiating between what your character says and does, and what you are trying to say. 19. Do not edit battle posts without my permission or the permission of your opponent, or other fighters might think you are cheating. 20. Notify me in this thread or via PM if you change your NS2 name so I can update the thread accordingly. III) Fighter Rankings IV) Registered Matches V) How this Thread Will Work This is the most important post of the thread, so it's very important you read it carefully and try to understand it. Some of you may be new to fighting, while others may not. A fighting tutorial will be posted near the end of this post to get you all familiar with how fighting should work. For now, we need to discuss the basic mechanics of non-battling things that happen in this thread. Table of Contents i. Betting ii. Setting Up a Match iii. Beginning a Match iv. Unlocking Things v. Getting Coins vi. Battling vii. G-modding viii. Outcomes of Battles ix. Ranking x. Champion Battles and Being the Champ xi. Team Battles xii. 1 vs. 2 Battles xiii. Brawls xiv. Rewards xv. Fighting Tutorial xvi. Element Control xvii. Down To Earth Fights VI) Creating a Character VII) Arenas: VIII) Items IX) Character Profiles Will be filled later. X) Element Table XII) News Updates 9/27/15- Thread Created XII) Event Information Nothing yet. XIII) Important Fight Judgments
  4. WHO'S HYPED FOR THOSE MOVIES?!?! ANYONE? .....SOMEBODY?? .............ANYBODY? .....anypony? .............. ......... ........didn't think so. (I'm not.) (It's a thing: http://comicbook.com/2015/08/14/incredibles-2-toy-story-4-and-cars-3-posters-on-display-at-d23/#Image4 )
  5. I had some weird dream about KH3 ending. Luckily before I forget, I wrote down in my dream journal. Here it is: Sora and Mickey is sitting on a hill in Destiny island Sora: How are your wounds healing, Mickey? Mickey:..... Sora: You should take it easy. Besides, there's no more Xehanort to worry about. Mickey......are you going back to your castle? Mickey:.... Sora:..... Sora:....But we can see each other soon, right? We can hangout together, just like before! Mickey: Sora.... Sora: Hmm? Mickey: You're actually.....You're really.... You don't really don't exist in this dimension! Sora:What? Mickey: I summoned you from your world.....so we could restore the balance of Light and Darkness. Sora: Wha, what are you talking about? Mickey: It's true! This dimension is not your reality! Sora: But....no! But I remember everything! The first time I met you with Donald and Goofy, my friends, Riku and Kairi. It's real! Mickey: They're.....they're fake memories that Ansem the Wise made...you simply believed them. Sora: No...That's a lie! Mickey: It's not. It's the truth. The strange memory that Erauqs spoke of....your presence in our dimension is like a forgotten memory. Sora: No..... Mickey: When all the hearts returned to their bodies, all the heartless disappear, and all the nobody grow hearts, you won't be able to stay in this dimension. Sora: No! I'm not going anywhere! I'm staying! Mickey: Sora.....well, I....but I.... Strange portal appears behind Sora Sora: Huh?! Mickey: Sora....it's time for you to go home. Back to your world. Sora: But, I don't want to! Sora is being pulled in the portal by some unknown force while Mickey looks to the side. Sora: I don't want to go home! Sora is about to enter the portal until Mickey grabs his hand. Mickey: Sora, don't let go! Sora trys to hold on Mickey hand, but lose grip and pulled in the portal. Mickey: Sora!!! Sora: Mickey!!! Portal disappear with Sora. Mickey looks in the sky while credits music plays. Mickey: Sora.... Credits starts to roll Square, make this happen.
  6. Lady Aleister

    WHY

    http://news.yahoo.com/comic-book-guys-quivering-fear-cosplay-191622169.html THIS IS SOME BULL.
  7. Well, following hot on the heels of such masterpieces as The Letter, IQ Test, and Spikey Walls... http://youtu.be/SoGTTzs2PLg This. THIS. Will be coming to the Wii U eShop... This is just... Why...? When will indie devs learn that the eShop isn't freaking Google Play? This isn't the type of game that you'd see on a dedicated console by the company that revived the whole freaking game industry years ago. This crap needs to end soon, before the eShop becomes plagued with these "games." Source: http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2014/09/meme_run_is_coming_to_troll_your_wii_u_very_soon
  8. http://insidemovies.ew.com/2014/08/11/robin-williams-dead-at-63/ http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/11/robin-williams-dead-dies_n_5670050.html http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/actor-robin-williams-dead-63/story?id=24937522 Apparently he might've committed suicide... I just... I can't accept this. He was one of my favorite people. I just... no. Rest in peace, Williams. I will miss you. "...O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells; Rise up—for you the flag is flung—for you the bugle trills, For you bouquets and ribbon’d wreaths—for you the shores a-crowding, For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning; Here Captain! dear father! The arm beneath your head! It is some dream that on the deck, You’ve fallen cold and dead. ..." -Walt Whitman
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