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I don’t know how to brake in rollerblades.

Guys. Idk how to use my brake.

Don't tell me you are going down a big hill

41 minutes ago, ali3n.0bserv3r said:

Guys. Idk how to use my brake.

Are you okay?

Not yet.

I am fine.

gm

Have you ever been beaten by a wet spaghetti noodle.

👀 can't say that I have

I don't think my lawyers will allow me to answer that

If you mean that as a euphemism for something else, the answer is still no.

Kinky

concerning.

You guys haven’t lived.

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Don’t do college kids.

Should I have?

I don’t see why not.

I don’t see why so

Yolo.

I prefer to be savaged by a rubbery tuna, personally.

The spaghetti noodle is edible though.

Anything is edible if you're brave enough.

And everything is eatable; in a literal sense.

Or stupid enough