When Sora comes out of the screen to slap you silly.

Yup at least he doesn';t smack you soo hard It turns into rape....

Yup at least he doesn';t smack you soo hard It turns into rape....

 

lol I ment for people to post their own ideas.

When Kairi actualy strips and gives you a show for some incentive to make you beet the goddamn game.

a shadow rapes you

lol

When Riku just leaves the screen and teleports to you and takes the controls and demands you to sit there until you can learn have to play the game right

When Goofy takes your keyblade and gives you a wooden stick in return.

When you cannot beat Sephiroth and Cloud has to come out of the screen to show you how it's done.

When every enemy you meet walks away from you, demanding a raise from square

When Kairi ends up falling in love with Riku

 

When you somehow make Sora the nobody of Roxas

 

When you suck at a game that consist of mashing "X" for 90% of the game.

When heartless have to kill themselves for u to advance

It helps if you turn on your console. Or maybe own one. Or even have the game. /lamereplyislame

When you win the Sephiroth fight....but only cause he killed himself laughing.

when you go around hitting people with your dad's car keys.

when you can find your keys(blade)

when Xemnas admits that he and Siax have a love life.....

when you get killed by one of Demyx's water notes

When Seifer kills roxas with his hood.

when Xemnas admits his real arrangement is Mansex.

When you manage to kill Axel as Roxas and Axel says "KIS ME!".

When you lose Struggle matches on Easy Mode.

you sucks at kingdom hearts wen some how you are playing a donut

 

kairi die's at the ending of kingdom hearts 1

 

you kill sora 10000000 time in the start of the game

when your console breaks in half and a puff of smoke comes out that says, "YOU FAIL!!!"

When you realize that L2 isn't the goddamn attack button.

When Vanitas comes out and beat the crap out of you cuz he got bored of kicking Ven's ass so many times

If you hear a faint Saix voice calling you a lame person because Easy Mode is for Elemantary students

When Pluto comes out of the game and breaks you playstation just to keep you from playing it

When your health and magic is drained every time you step into a save point, and instead of saving data, it places viruses into your system.

When Demyx looks at your skills and thinks that YOU'RE pathetic.