I'll go first: I hugged my best friend because that's how I roll

I danced with a stuffed animal because im retaaaaaarrrded.

I killed the Sages cause I'm evil.

Ok this one is my friends

I fell in love with a Mexican because the voices told me to

i shot a soda because thats how i roll. (TRUE!)

i choked on stuffed animal because i was high ????????????

i went out with a llame because i'm hot and can do whatever i want

I smacked a doctor because I'm hot and I do what I want.

I murdered a DVD player because I was high.

I kissed my sister because I'm hot and do what I want. (Damn right.)

I hugged a policemen because that how i roll....

 

.... that is such a lie....

 

i made this up

 

i choked on a mexican because im hot and i do what i want xDDDDDDDD that sounds so wrong http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/happy.png

I gave my number to my dad because I was high.

I went out with my computer because I was high...

 

Apparently Harry Potter shot his cell phone because he was drunk.

 

Silly muggle, cell phones don't work at Hogwarts!

I went out with a pickle because I was high.

Seems legit

I murdered my psychaitrist b/c the voices told me to.

 

LOL!!!

I smacked a homeless guy cause I was drunk

I sang to a dvd player because I'm hot and I do what I want.

 

(lol)