You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but you become a pro wrestler, not a pro drawer.

 

I wish I could meet a nice, friendly, good looking girl to settle down with.

Granted but then she got turned into a cow and ran away (sorry)

 

i wish to be a professional snare player!

Granted but you will die right after.

 

I wish for a hamburger

Granted but it's OVER 9000 years old.

 

I wish to have moar posts.

granted but your account will be banned.

 

I wish for a soda.

Granted but I drink it all first.

 

I wish I was was awesome.

Granted but you will die a degrading death.

 

I wish to be rich.

Granted but YOU die a poor death.

 

I wish for I wish for I wish.

granted but your wish for a wish will be timed and end your ability your wish for a wish in an hour.

 

I wish that I can fly.

Granted but now you come down with a plane crash.

 

I wish for a wish that would make me wish so that I can wish many wishes forevermore. And also, wish.

Granted but you wishing for a wish that would make you wish so that I you wish many wishes forevermore. And also, wish. will end your life in five seconds.

 

I wish for a a real keyblade.

Granted but the font difference was so angry, it destroyed the keyblade with Nomuralogic.

 

I wish for a wish for a wish for a wish so much, that the wish I wished for is now just a simple wish I just simply wished for therefore, i just wished for a wish for a wish.

Granted but your lifespan is shortened by 30 years.

 

I wish for nomuralogic to actually be stable and to be concise.

Granted but your lifespan is shortened by 30 years.

 

I wish for nomuralogic to actually be stable and to be concise.

 

Granted, it is so concise Kingdom Hearts I is 5 minutes long, and no further games exist,

 

I wish for sealing wax.

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Granted, but you accidentally melt it all over the first letter you try to use it on.

 

I wish I could see the outcomes of actions before carrying them out.

Granted, but you may only see them in real-time.

 

I wish for a wyvern.

Granted, but it's in your least favorite color, so you murder it.I wish for a Portal Gun.

Granted, but it's the first one you get, so it only fires one color, and doesn't lead anywhere.

 

I wish I had a superpower.

Granted. You now have the power to teleport 2 centimeters away.

I wish for Oil Paint.

Granted. You now have the power to teleport 2 centimeters away.

I wish for Oil Paint.

Granted, you may now paint all the oils you wish.

 

I wish for an infinite improbability drive.

Granted, but it only works in deepest part of the ocean near Antarctica while you wear no protective clothes nor are you inside a vessel or station of any kind.I wish that people think before they speak.

Granted, but you have to wait for an hour before they speak.

 

I wish I had more time to do the stuff I want to do.

Granted but now you have too much time on your hands.

 

I wish for an omlet.

Granted, but It's filled with Poison, and eggs are Rattlesnake eggs.I wish for the same omlet.

Granted, but see your own crushing.

 

I wish for Kingdom Hearts III (I dare anyone to crush this)