You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted. I will speak with a Shinigami

I wish for a teddie plushie

Granted, although it eats your brain!

 

 

I wish that I could never die! (I think I know how this'll end...)

Granted. Eat this philosopherstone, and be Sloth. SLH wait that lol.

I wish for my head hurt pass away.

Granted, but might take a while *hugs to help ease the pain*

 

I wish I could be more fun...

Granted. Come here few hours later

I wish for Everybody has here !

Granted but everyone was DEAD

 

I wish for something to chew on

granted but you have no teeth

 

i wish to own google

granted but you have no teethi wish to own google

Granted, but you loose legal rights to it three minutes later to a penguin.I want to win Last Post Wins.

granted,but SLH will trolled that

 

I wish for the P4 arena comes earlyer here.

Granted, but you cant get it becuz everyone else got it first

 

I wish I could sing 

Granted, but the dolphins is die because your voice noo dolphines!!!

I wish for a Teddie antwork

Granted, but it was set aflame

 

I wish to be a Genie with a real roomy lamp

granted,but U lost your power.

 

I wish for a chocolate.

Granted, but Mello stole it from you and set you on fire

 

I wish I could go to the wild

granted. But a dog will peeing you.

I wish for I can dream.

granted. But a dog will peeing you.

I wish for I can dream.

Granted, but the dream will turn into a nightmare.

I wish that the RP section would liven up so that I may and do post more in it.

Granted,but the admins will locked that

 

I wish fo the school's end.

Granted. But you were bored to death.

 

I wish I didn't have so much work to do.

Granted.  You are eternally stuck with absolutely nothing to do.

 

I wish going where people are wouldn't be so draining for me.

Granted. go in night. Nobody in the places

 

I wish for im be healthy. 

Granted, but you hate eveything you eat

 

I wish for the creation of Dinosaur Jousting

Granted, but you hate eveything you eatI wish for the creation of Dinosaur Jousting

Granted, but you are in the first match and you get eaten by your own dino.

I wish to be a Pokemon Trainer and master, as well as beloved by all Pokemon.

granted

 

but now the large pokemon (Dialga, Giratina, Steelix, etc) are hugging you 

 

i wish to have a persona 

grantedbut now the large pokemon (Dialga, Giratina, Steelix, etc) are hugging you i wish to have a persona

Granted, but Teddie pulls you into his bear suit every day now.I wish that I was the ultimate Mary Sue.

Granted, but Teddie pulls you into his bear suit every day now.I wish that I was the ultimate Mary Sue.

Granted. Wait for the ender changer operation.

I wish for rain.