You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted now you shall be stepping out to a flooded city

 

I wish for peace

Granted, but first ask SLH , he maybe locked the war topic

 

I wish for noo bugs

Granted but now they have their own planet and they will never come here.

 

I wish for the Yellow Trailer to be out

That wish is unbreakable

 

I wish for weiss' wish to come true sooner

Granted, but the youtube now deleted the vid because the copy rights.

I wish for this too. Come vid now.

Granted, I will not break this wish

I wish for the poster below me to wish for something unexpected

Granted but I decided not to do so

 

I wish I was in a video game preferably KH or Sonic or Kirby.

Granted, but you go Turbo and get Kingdom Hearts' plug pulled

 

I wish I had a Guiding Ring so I can Class Change to Sage

Granted, but you go Turbo and get Kingdom Hearts' plug pulledI wish I had a Guiding Ring so I can Class Change to Sage

Granted, bit in the middle of the class change the game glitches and instead you are turned into a farmer.

cannot grant anything because you didnt state your wish.

 

i wish for more wishes

Granted but someone else will get all your wishes

 

I wish i had a real keyblade

granted but you decide to succumb to darkness and you lose your keyblade

 

i wish for less trouble

Granted, but the ammount of trouble you do have is all deadly infection.

Once again i cannot grant a wish.

I wish for that charmander to stop chasing his tail

Granted but he chases you now

 

I wish i had magic power

Granted but the magic power you got couldn't do anything important/useful

 

I wish I wasn't sick

Granted but you suddenly catch a cold.

 

I wish I had King Dedede's hammer.

Granted, but It is too heavy for you, and it fell on your toes.

 

I wish that I had a stack of fresh cinnamon roll pancakes to eat for breakfast.

Granted, you can only eat half of them.

 

I wish for it to be June 1st, 2013 now.

Granted but i wont crush that beautiful wish 

 

I wish for all of the wishes!

Granted but you wake up and find out it was a dream.

I wish I was a Missingno.

Granted but you wake up and find out it was a dream.

I wish I was a Missingno.

 

Granted but Granted.

 

I wish i could shut down my life ;-;

Granted, but no one ever boots it back up.

I wish that everyone who loved pokemon were pokemon trainers

granted, but your pokemon hate you with all there hearts

Once again i cant crush a wish

I wish people would stop forgetting to post their wishes