You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

granted, but then a hippo eats you 

 

I wish for world peace

Granted but Hitler is resurected.

 

I wish for my wish to be granted, without my wish being crushed.

Granted (and not crushed)

 

I have nothing to wish for...so...

granted-you got one wish.

I wish for tomorrow is be today.

Granted but then yesterday becomes tomorrow and tomorrow becomes today, so today is yesterday

 

I wish I could fly

Granted with no repercussions because I'm in a good mood.

 

I wish I could pull a Jack Frost/ Peter Pan and quit aging. 

Granted, but then you live forever and get bored.

 

I wish school was actually enjoyable 

Granted, but then you died in a roller coaster accident in the new gym/theme park. 

 

I wish I was 16 and sexy.

( i'm bored, so this one's a joke one. )

Haha...Granted, but then you die by getting trampled by girls 

 

I wish....well, I don't know what to wish for 

You get a million dollars.

 

I wish for all the DeathNote mangas

Haha...Granted, but then you die by getting trampled by girls 

Bummer. 

Granted (I love Death Note!), but they all get burnt in a fire 

 

I wish that Edward Elric was real 

Granted but he kills you

I wish sora and kairi were in love with me

Granted (I love Death Note!), but they all get burnt in a fire 

 

Granted, but then you and Kairi get in a bitch~fight over Sora. 

 

I wish my test was already over. 

Granted but you fail every new test

I wish I was sexy

Granted, but you turn into Paris Hilton. 

 

I wish for a Roxas figure. 

( i keep it simple. ;P ) 

Granted but it's a fake

 

I wish is was 14 again

Granted, but your boobs are gone. 

 

I wish to beat Alice: Madness returns in one day. 

Granted, but your boobs are gone. 

 

I wish to beat Alice: Madness returns in one day. 

Granted, but you soon discover that you are actually Doctor Bumby the whole time.

Granted, but you soon discover that you are actually Doctor Bumby the whole time.

D: 

 

* no wish to grant * 

D: 

 

* no wish to grant * 

OOPS SORRY HERE'S MY WISH.I wish that one day, I could have a real Pokémon

Granted, but you don't evolve. 

 

I wish i could get my damn avi colored right. 

Granted, but your boobs are gone.  I wish to beat Alice: Madness returns in one day.

AwwwOn topic: I wish I could live on destiny islands with sora and kairi

Granted without a twist. 

 

 

I wish I was done with my test. 

Granted without a twist.   I wish I was done with my test.

Granted but you fail every other testI wish i had a new computer

Granted... but it's HAL 9.000

 

I wish Bonnie and Clyde was on NOW, instead of tomorrow.