You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

This one doesn't count due to not answering the one above your post. 

 

Ah, yes...it seems I responded waaay too late.

 

Silly me! DX

Ah, yes...it seems I responded waaay too late.

 

Silly me! DX

It's fine, but I think we messed up the game, so here's a new one to redo it:

 

I wish I could get that piercing I want. 

Granted: but the Piercing Gun was contaminated, and you now have a large, green, growth permanently attached to your skin.

 

I wish I could sing...

You can sing, but you're Justin Bieber.

 

I wish everything could be easier for everyone in the world.

Granted, but now everything is just boaring beyond all reason.

 

I wish I could walk on the moon.

You may walk on the moon, but it has to be in a spacesuit and you only have 60 seconds.

 

 

I wish I had Angelic Pretty Dresses.

Well, how about I tear up those Angelic Pretty Dresses and give you nothing else instead?

 

I wish I could be an actor.

Granted, but you have the same reputation as Shia Lebouf before the ""DO IT" video

 

I wish everytime I need to buy something, I'll have the exact amount in my credit card

(What are you talking about?)

 

Well, let me just take that credit card and... *runs off with it, leaving you nothing*

 

I want to be a singer.

Granted, but you'll be the lead singer of Nickelback.

 

 

I wish I could see the entire world at once.

Granted, but you have to close your eyes while you see it

 

I wish I could reach 0 in this lifetime in Avoid the Moderators. If I could also ultimately win in Last Post Wins, that would be perfect.

(What are you talking about?)

 

 

He pretty much got famous for this video, it became viral

http://youtu.be/ZXsQAXx_ao0&autoplay=1

 

 

 

Granted, but you have to close your eyes while you see it

 

I wish I could reach 0 in this lifetime in Avoid the Moderators. If I could also ultimately win in Last Post Wins, that would be perfect.

 

Granted, but Moderators got a power up, which is being able to multiply their negative values with previous best records

 

I wish we'd beat Wales tonight by 7-1

Granted, but it happens after the 90 minute mark :cool:

 

I wish to have infinite cookies

Edited July 6, 20169 yr by Shun Kurosaki

BUT THAT'S GOOD MAN

 

Granted, but you get diabeetus

 

I wish we'd get a Pokémon Yellow remake

Huh. I could swear that I added "thus making Portugal a joke" when I edited it.

 

Granted, but the remake is full of bugs, and the first battle against the rival is the last one.

 

I wish that Arc-V won't be rushed.

Granted, but everyone dies at the end.

 

 

I wish Sonic 06 was actually finished.

It is finished, but it never got released

 

I wish this wish doesn't get crushed.

Granted, but it results in an infinite loop, thus removing you out of existence.

 

I wish that the Synchro arc of arc-v Arc-V was much shorter.

Granted, but you'll be the lead singer of Nickelback.

(Why's that?)

 

I wish that the Synchro arc of arc-v Arc-V was much shorter.

Granted, but then it'll be cancelled afterwards.

 

I wish that i lived in a video game wonderland. You know, where i could walk around and be with my favorite video game characters.

Granted, but the game was developed the same way as Mighty No.9 and released just as Sonic 06. God bless their souls

 

I wish we'd curbstomp France on the Euro 2016 final this Sunday

Granted, but the team gets disqualified.

 

I wish Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce GO! had a fifth season.

Granted, but it was the remake of the 4th season

 

I wish I can fly

Granted but every time you fly you hit your head 20 times on a pole.

I wish I could eat all the time and never get full.

Granted, but the team gets disqualified.

 

I wish Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce GO! had a fifth season.

 

I wasn't so far off

 

 

Granted but every time you fly you hit your head 20 times on a pole.I wish I could eat all the time and never get full.

 

Granted, but you get diabeetuus

 

I wish Payet got a red card during the Euro 2016 Final

Granted, but the judge makes it so that French wins instead.

 

I wish that the last saga of Arc-V will be good.

Edited July 12, 20169 yr by Shun Kurosaki