You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but they cancel it in the middle.

 

I wish I had 10,000 turtles.

Granted but the stadium gets attacked by pandas

 

I wish that Yu Yu Hakusho gets a remake like Hunter x Hunter did.

Granted, but it becomes the next Pilot Candidate.

 

I wish Panty and Stocking was sold to Studio Trigger so they can finish it.

granted but Panty would no longer be a whore

 

 

 

I wish I had Persona 5 right about now...

Granted, but you go to jail for pirating a game that has yet to be released.

 

 

I wish Bleach ended how Tite Kubo wanted.

Granted but he will then kill himself for working so long

 

 

I wish 2.8 didn't get a delay

Granted, but it is full of glitches. 

 

I wish the new Arc-V episode will be out already

Granted but it will then go on a never ending Hiatus

 

 

I wish I was in a seat of power so I could ruin peoples lives

Granted, but you're Donald Trump.

 

I wish I had a perfect grade in math class...

granted but you will fail all other classes.

 

 

I wish I had extra money to go buy more games

Granted, but you will lose 1 game for every new game you buy. 

 

I wish I had KH3. 

granted but the game is episodic each world is $5.99 and the last few worlds are $10.99 and final boss is $20.00

 

 

 

I wish I had a ps4  

Granted, but your TV gets overheated and breaks.

 

I wish I didn't have to work everyday

Granted but your homeless and have no money at all to your name

 

 

 

I wish Xam was a mod

Granted, but the game crashes every time you boot it.

 

I wish I had a plate of frozen spaghetti...

Granted but its so frozen it flash freezes you

 

I wish I didn't have a math mid term

Granted, but all the other class mid terms double in difficulty.

 

I wish my remixes were actually good...

Granted but they get taken down for copy right

 

 

I wish FF XV was already out o.o

Granted, but you have not enough money for it.

 

I wish One Piece would be real.

Granted but youll most likely be killed by a Pirate or some sea monster

 

 

I wish Chuck was real

Granted, but due to you not being specific, ypou spawn the chucky doll from child's play.

 

I wish I don't have to take out the garbage.

Granted but you'll be eaten by a Alligator

 

 

I wish that Squirrel with the boat would be real soon

Granted, but there would be a movie about directed by Michael Bay

 

I wish Nomura would hurry his ass up, and focus only on KH 2.8 and KH3

Granted, but you must give all your weed up to Nomura once you buy them

 

I wish I could type correctly on a computer keyboard

Granded but you have no fingers

 

I wish I had a ps4 and FFXV right about now