You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

grant but it melted

 

i wish i was king of everything

Granted. You know have to deal with revolts, assassination plots and stupid underling for the rest of your life (which might not be that long, with the assassins and all).

 

I wish for a grape.

Granted, but you choke on it.

 

I wish to never be bored.

Granted, You soon run out of ideas for entertainment.

I wish I was an admin for this site

Granted but i took it

 

I wish sora was real

Granted your a keyblade

 

 

 

Teehee I wish for more hatred

Granted you lost the only friend that would be there for you

 

I wish i could make out with zero!

Granted. Everyone puts the past behind and loves you again

*edit. khgirl got it*

Granted. Here's the letter Zero

I wish everyone would stop all this damn hatered on K3YBL4D3 KHIGHT. You guys are hating on a dude you don't even know.

Granted, but you're in a jailcell, and there are three tough naked black guys with Peter Norths longer than 9 inches. They're horny and you're fresh meat. Have fun with that.

 

I wish for a fish named Trish that could wash the dish like a real woman.

*WHAT THE HELL MAN!!!*

Granted. He later dies after swimming in dish soap.

I wish for world peace.

Granted but i got mad cuz i wish for that for 3 years

 

I wish for a cake

(I was actually talking to Keyblade Knight, Mr. Pirateman)

 

Granted, but it turns out it's a lie.

 

I wish for nothing.

Granted. Enjoy the toothache the frosting gives you.

I wish for a 3ds

(I was actually talking to Keyblade Knight, Mr. Pirateman)

 

Granted, but it turns out it's a lie.

 

I wish for nothing.

 

(oh it seems venny told you the nickname she gave me )

Granted, you got 3 DS's.

 

I wish for a brain, a heart, and courage.

Granted. But you didn't tap your ankles 3 times.

 

I wish i had friends.

Granted but one them becomes your best friend and dies.

 

 

I wish for a lifetime of Candy Bars.

Granted but I ate them

 

I wish for me to be unbanned from chat

Granted. But you still can't type certain words (why did you get banned from chat...?)

 

I wish that i had more time to think of a wish.

Gives you more time but, it's cut in half.

 

 

I wish for a dragonball.

Wish Granted, but it implodes for no reason whatsoever

 

I wish for 3

Granted but its 3 bottles of death witch u dirnk

I wish 4 my bike 2 be unfroozen

Granted. But the bike melts with the ice. It's now molten rubber and steel.

I wish I HAD WI-FI IN THIS DAMN SCHOOL~

Granted but then the power gose out.

I wish 4 a new bike

Granted. It is then stolen by the FBI and turned into an attack vehicle.

 

I wish for a multitasking mind.