You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but your head exploded.

 

I wish I had super powers.

Granted, but your superpowers are completely useless in a fight.

 

I wish for puppets to rise up against humanity.

Granted, but you're the first person they kill

 

I wish I owned a FF game

Granted, but the disc is dirty and you can't play it.

 

I wish for something useless.

Granted, but your something became useful.

 

I wish I could play DARK SOULS.

Granted but Dark Souls...IS LIGHT.

 

I wish for nothing.

Granted, but you'll have to steal it from Keys, who currently owns every version of it in this game.

 

I wish for a package of bon bons.

what?

But a novashadow stole it from you.

 

I wish for nothing nothing.

(Keys wishes for nothing all the time, and has been granted about 20 different nothings )

 

Granted, you have been banished to the void.

 

I wish for a fabulous surprise!

(Oh ))

 

Granted but the surprise ran away because it was surprised :<

 

I wish for ______.

I wish for tubes of paint that never run out.

What happened to my wish you.

 

Granted but you shall never paint a single painting in your life again.

 

I wish for a transparent wish.

a

 

 

I wish I was a leprechaun.

 

( >:} )

((damn you iPad))

 

Whatever that is, it's granted but it's crushed.

 

I wish for Ace Attorney 5 in English.

Granted, but they got the translation off.

 

I wish I had blue hair.

Granted, but it all falls off.

 

I wish I never caught a cold again.

._.

Granted, now you catch the flu every time you would have caught the cold.

 

I wish humanity would prove worth saving more often.

Granted, but the ability to save it grows thinner.

 

I wish for a kitteh.

Granted, but it tears up all your furniture and sheds all over the place and eats your unguarded ice cream... and is so adorable, anway. :]

 

 

I wish this picture wasn't so big...

Granted, but it is now cursed and will murder the next person to see it.

I wish I had enough money to buy everything KH related.

Granted, but then you lose it all while in Vegas.

 

I wish for art.

Granted, but it gets damaged by air, so you can't see it anymore.

 

I wish that I could mimic any voice.

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Granted, but you lose your own.

 

I wish for a loaf of banana bread.

Granted, but it will taste like a 1920's television set.

 

I wish to be 100% satisfied with my life!

GRANTED! But being so satisfied made you bored

I wish i had A 55 in Vizio T.V !