Here I have a article of how babies are made.

 

When 2 [men/women/non-gay people] fall madly in love, at the point where they really want to do each other, a stork comes and shoves a chicken egg down the [man/woman]'s throat. They then experience mood swings. After 9 months, the egg will have hatched and lodged itself inside their stomach,and the only way to bring it out is perform a special type of surgery. After the baby is born,the stork kidnaps [him/her], uses [him/her] for personal reasons, gives the baby to Justin Bieber, where it is eaten by Selena Gomez and digested and broken down back into an egg, and the cycle starts over again.

You just ruined my innocence. Thanks.

You just ruined my innocence. Thanks.

 

It's a part of my job as the stork. :]

D:

Last time I checked Justin Bieber is going to dump Selena Gomez.

What. The . Deuce.

Or you know, you could just look at David Tennant and boom you're pregnant

There are sooo many ways that babies are born now day :wacko:

I have a way to start that conversation! Here goes:

 

"Mommy, where do babies come from?"

 

"Well, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much. . . ."

 

OR

 

"Mommy, where do babies come from?"

 

"Remember when you saw me and daddy playing wheelbarrow?"

but gay people can have babies too

 

also this

Or you know, you could just look at David Tennant and boom you're pregnant

 

I think your sig is the perfect reaction to this thread.

I think your sig is the perfect reaction to this thread.

 

i was literally about to post that lol

If the babies are ate then how are they born?

If the babies are ate then how are they born?

 

Once in a very rare time, they don't get kidnapped.

Or they don't get eaten.

Then they're given back.

That's why we're here today.

So I didn't get eat'n.

Once in a very rare time, they don't get kidnapped.

Or they don't get eaten.

Then they're given back.

That's why we're here today.

 

So I didn't get eat'n.

 

But the stork's 'personal reasons' scar you forever.

What..The...firetruck

<p>Or if things get wrong, the stork does this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RTn2yk5-co&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL4EFFDB4C59D511A7