Snow 1,800 Posted November 23, 2011 Here I have a article of how babies are made. When 2 [men/women/non-gay people] fall madly in love, at the point where they really want to do each other, a stork comes and shoves a chicken egg down the [man/woman]'s throat. They then experience mood swings. After 9 months, the egg will have hatched and lodged itself inside their stomach,and the only way to bring it out is perform a special type of surgery. After the baby is born,the stork kidnaps [him/her], uses [him/her] for personal reasons, gives the baby to Justin Bieber, where it is eaten by Selena Gomez and digested and broken down back into an egg, and the cycle starts over again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silvia Kuroi 1,480 Posted November 23, 2011 You just ruined my innocence. Thanks. 1 kingdomlanelover reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snow 1,800 Posted November 23, 2011 You just ruined my innocence. Thanks. It's a part of my job as the stork. :] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sora96 17,256 Posted November 23, 2011 Last time I checked Justin Bieber is going to dump Selena Gomez. 4 Kinode, TheApprenticeofKingMickey, Rizzyy and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paranoia 494 Posted November 23, 2011 What. The . Deuce. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ivan 969 Posted November 23, 2011 Or you know, you could just look at David Tennant and boom you're pregnant 4 TheApprenticeofKingMickey, Think Pink, Sora96 and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Junko 2,815 Posted November 23, 2011 There are sooo many ways that babies are born now day :wacko: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheApprenticeofKingMickey 3,689 Posted November 23, 2011 I have a way to start that conversation! Here goes: "Mommy, where do babies come from?" "Well, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much. . . ." OR "Mommy, where do babies come from?" "Remember when you saw me and daddy playing wheelbarrow?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Koko 3,944 Posted November 23, 2011 but gay people can have babies too also this Or you know, you could just look at David Tennant and boom you're pregnant 2 Kaiso and Sora96 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Riku 2,063 Posted November 23, 2011 I think your sig is the perfect reaction to this thread. 1 Cyber Shaman reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanitas 127 Posted November 23, 2011 I think your sig is the perfect reaction to this thread. i was literally about to post that lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sora's Baby 729 Posted November 23, 2011 If the babies are ate then how are they born? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snow 1,800 Posted November 23, 2011 If the babies are ate then how are they born? Once in a very rare time, they don't get kidnapped.Or they don't get eaten. Then they're given back. That's why we're here today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sora's Baby 729 Posted November 23, 2011 So I didn't get eat'n. Once in a very rare time, they don't get kidnapped. Or they don't get eaten. Then they're given back. That's why we're here today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snow 1,800 Posted November 23, 2011 So I didn't get eat'n. But the stork's 'personal reasons' scar you forever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4Everbee 1,365 Posted November 23, 2011 What..The...firetruck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyber Shaman 990 Posted November 23, 2011 <p>Or if things get wrong, the stork does this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RTn2yk5-co&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL4EFFDB4C59D511A7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
