Change my sanitary pads...

 

Discuss.

Azeroth, being an online Female Rouge Disciple, also understand the female's menstruation cycle. To be the best and the very definition of pwnage in WoW handbook guides, I have studied and applied every aspect of what it is to be Azeroth the Power - lvl70 Female Rouge Disciple. From studying the female species on Wikipedia, I have learnt that menstruation is the shedding of the uterine endomentrium. This occurs on a regular basis in reproductive-age females of certain mammal species.

 

This is very troublesome for my online character who is of prime reproductive age after creating and starting the life of Azeroth on Nov. 23rd, 2004.

As the World of Warcraft fails to create the necessary item of Libra's Regular Slim - No fuss tampons, I am unable to absorb and prevent major embarrassment. As I wear the Great armor of Kolabandor, it is white.

 

A memory I try to erase was when I entered the fray with the Prophet Dragon Yahoe. While unleashing my rain of Ice Arrows, Yahoe's health points were dropping extremely low, in conjunction with my ice arrows ability to prevent movement speed by 15%, Yahoe was done for. Once defeated I received my quest reward of the Heart of Cordnor.

 

Luckily, I did not undergo menstruation during my battle, but it would have been extremely embarrassing for me in front of my party of mercenaries. Cuz they would have been like "oh wow wtf... is that, no it cant b, is it..." and id b like all "oh nooo no nooo, he must have used his Flame Blaster Rifle and it got me so thats why its bleeding."

 

Please petition for Libra Tampons to be an available item in WoW to prevent the possibility such mishaps from occurring.

 

~Long Live Azeroth

 

PS: Azeroth trusts the KH13 community and wishes no-one disclose this information regarding my female Rouge Disciples possibility to menstruate during battle.

(Disclose this information at your own risk, I will find you ingame and destroy you if you break my trust.)

Azeroth, being an online Female Rouge Disciple, also understand the female's menstruation cycle. To be the best and the very definition of pwnage in WoW handbook guides, I have studied and applied every aspect of what it is to be Azeroth the Power - lvl70 Female Rouge Disciple. From studying the female species on Wikipedia, I have learnt that menstruation is the shedding of the uterine endomentrium. This occurs on a regular basis in reproductive-age females of certain mammal species.

 

This is very troublesome for my online character who is of prime reproductive age after creating and starting the life of Azeroth on Nov. 23rd, 2004.

As the World of Warcraft fails to create the necessary item of Libra's Regular Slim - No fuss tampons, I am unable to absorb and prevent major embarrassment. As I wear the Great armor of Kolabandor, it is white.

 

A memory I try to erase was when I entered the fray with the Prophet Dragon Yahoe. While unleashing my rain of Ice Arrows, Yahoe's health points were dropping extremely low, in conjunction with my ice arrows ability to prevent movement speed by 15%, Yahoe was done for. Once defeated I received my quest reward of the Heart of Cordnor.

 

Luckily, I did not undergo menstruation during my battle, but it would have been extremely embarrassing for me in front of my party of mercenaries. Cuz they would have been like "oh wow wtf... is that, no it cant b, is it..." and id b like all "oh nooo no nooo, he must have used his Flame Blaster Rifle and it got me so thats why its bleeding."

 

Please petition for Libra Tampons to be an available item in WoW to prevent the possibility such mishaps from occurring.

 

~Long Live Azeroth

 

PS: Azeroth trusts the KH13 community and wishes no-one disclose this information regarding my female Rouge Disciples possibility to menstruate during battle.

(Disclose this information at your own risk, I will find you ingame and destroy you if you break my trust.)

 

^ Your whole post just WoW'ed me.

 

Such a straight forward topic, but it is a part of the female life! ;_; I hate them!!! Like .HATE.THEM. It is so uncomfortable and I don't believe in tampons cause of the Toxic Shock Syndrome you can get from them. I never like walking when it is that time or standing up and people talking to me in a high whiny voice irritates me and I want to punch them through a mountain *mentally* as the David after Dentist boy who's youtube vid became famous in like 3 days would say, "Why is this happening to me!?"

 

Argh. Female life is cruel D: but not really..

My friend got stained today.i felt so bad for her hopefully that doesnt happen

to me or any of you people!

bumped to scare newer people

LOL.

This thread died last year and you bring it back up?

speaking of this

 

In 9th Grade, this semi-friend of mine was messing with this annoying asshole kid and she threw a tampon at him. He then put it against his eye like a telescope. Everyone proceeded to laugh at him. For an hour, he didn't know what it was, until someone told him

lol, My day has been made.

speaking of this

 

In 9th Grade, this semi-friend of mine was messing with this annoying asshole kid and she threw a tampon at him. He then put it against his eye like a telescope. Everyone proceeded to laugh at him. For an hour, he didn't know what it was, until someone told him

 

rofl, what did he do when they told him?

FFFF- WHO NECROPOST'D.

 

But I hate tampons. I prefer pads, except when I work out/play soccer/swim/etc.

But I hate pads. OTL

 

and I HATEEE. periods when I have to go out and play soccer. 90% of all select soccer teams here have a white jersey, and a colored jersey.... on hot days, generally we wear the white jersey, which has white shorts most of the time

 

C8

....

o.O

I have yet again been scarred for the eternity of my life

i hate:

 

-cramps

-mood swings

-cramps

-bloating

-cramps

-change in appetite

-cramps

-changing every 2 effin hours

-did i mention cramps?

 

i have a craving for chocolate during my menstrual period for some reason.

...

Is anyone on their period at the current moment in time?

...

Is anyone on their period at the current moment in time?

 

oh of course not.

 

excuse me while i continue to daydream about chocolate.

P:

-hands you a twix-

P:

-hands you a twix-

 

IT'S NOT THE SAMEEEEE ;AAAA;

WELL IM SORRY... I CANT AFFORD A PLANE TICKET MEX-AS TO GIVE YOU MINE D8

...

Is anyone on their period at the current moment in time?

 

I started my period... exactly eight days ago. C:

 

 

 

 

 

 

It ended three days ago. It was a short one, but it was extremely heavy, painful and very sickening. I felt like shit. C8

 

 

To make things worse, I was at the beach. It was sudden and unexpected, but luckily I was in my condo at the time. The only grocery store on the island was out of the normal tampons. I had to use super tampons if I wanted to get in the ocean. C:

 

 

But at least I had my camera to take pretteh pictures from my balcony.

 

 

 

You're welcome.

i hate:

 

-cramps

-mood swings

-cramps

-bloating

-cramps

-change in appetite

-cramps

-changing every 2 effin hours

-did i mention cramps?

i have a craving for chocolate during my menstrual period for some reason.

 

I dont get cramps, but right before I'm gonna get mine I get cravings

 

...

Is anyone on their period at the current moment in time?

 

._. Not yet

ok now i dont know if anyone els agrees with me but i dont think everone wants to know when your on your period

all thou its vary nice and all that and probley helps get the anger out of people i just dont think it belongs here ... just saying . also .. it seems like women who is on there period like to take it on me ... or just want to be bitchy around me .. no offinces to anyone ..

ANYWAYS . i posted here mines well ask something

[reads above] what do you do to help .. get rid of the stress or something like that . try to not make it as bad ..

A heating pad, advil and a nice nap helps me out pretty good. C:

 

Working out and being active actually helps too. So I sometimes go out and run if I'm not in soccer season and I don't feel sick. It makes me feel better and gets any stress out. o.o

 

Having foods I like to eat also makes me happier.

 

But sometimes I actually do try to avoid people when I'm on mine. -- I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings when and if I have a mood swing D;

 

Taking a nice bath or shower is great too.

 

Those are some of the things that help me, at least. But some girls might do other things. :B

thanks ^^ this well at lest make me usefull at making the other people feel somewhat better . all thou they wont feel better till its over

i totally agree with kaiso <3 dude i do the same things LOL

 

one point of advice for guys when girls are on their period:

-don't bother them/annoy me/whatever the freak you usually do when they're normal. most girls get mood swings and usually are in an extremely bad/grumpy mood.

 

you have no idea how i happy i feel when my bro or dad avoids me when im on that. doesnt make me as grump c:

 

and, uh, sorry for mentioning this friend i agree with you when you say people dont really wanna know this LOL..

 

speaking of this

 

In 9th Grade, this semi-friend of mine was messing with this annoying asshole kid and she threw a tampon at him. He then put it against his eye like a telescope. Everyone proceeded to laugh at him. For an hour, he didn't know what it was, until someone told him

 

rofl, what did he do when they told him?

 

He had to be told what a tampon was.

 

 

also, amusingly, a justin bieber banner ad came up while viewing this thread

lol, funny how i brought this back just to scare newer people, and now have detailed descriptions of the mod's periods o.O

Not only that but how to also keep them happy when there on it .. or somewhat happy