June 18, 201213 yr wat is this i dont even... if you wanna rub some bacon, put in your status please. cuz like no1curr Edited June 18, 201213 yr by Wuver
June 18, 201213 yr Why is this in the real life news forum ? Nor does this make any sense ... Edited June 18, 201213 yr by Flaming Lea
June 18, 201213 yr Some one should redo the song "pour some sugar on me" and redo the lyrics to fit this
June 18, 201213 yr Hm. It is in Real Life News. Anyways, I'm torn between two visions of this: the sexy version (yes, bacon can be sexy), and the creepy fat guy version. I hope to keep the sexy version with me...
June 18, 201213 yr That's how I solve all my injuries. Walk it off? Bitch please, I got some good old AMURRICUN remedies that'll fix anything up. Broken leg? Rub bacon on it, give yourself a pat on the ass and you're good as new. Rashes? Grab the biggest cup of soda (No smaller than 32oz.) and pour that sucker on the afflicted area. Herpes? Take 3 full sticks of BUTTER, not margarine (get that pussy shit out of here.), put it in a bowl and microwave for 7 minutes and 6 seconds. Then splash the seering hot milk curd on your genitals. Should be better in the morning, give or take a couple hours. Gunshot wound? Take the grease from a bin outside the back of a famous burger joint chain and pour it into the entrance wound. See, by pouring it into the entrance wound, it allows the grease to work all it's magical healing properties to it's full potential. See? Everything can be solved with America!
June 18, 201213 yr That's how I solve all my injuries. Walk it off? Bitch please, I got some good old AMURRICUN remedies that'll fix anything up. Broken leg? Rub bacon on it, give yourself a pat on the ass and you're good as new. Rashes? Grab the biggest cup of soda (No smaller than 32oz.) and pour that sucker on the afflicted area. Herpes? Take 3 full sticks of BUTTER, not margarine (get that pussy shit out of here.), put it in a bowl and microwave for 7 minutes and 6 seconds. Then splash the seering hot milk curd on your genitals. Should be better in the morning, give or take a couple hours. Gunshot wound? Take the grease from a bin outside the back of a famous burger joint chain and pour it into the entrance wound. See, by pouring it into the entrance wound, it allows the grease to work all it's magical healing properties to it's full potential. See? Everything can be solved with America! That sounds like something Epic Meal Time would say. You forgot:BACON STRIPS, AND BACON STRIPS, AND BACON STRIPS, AND BACON STRIPS.
June 18, 201213 yr ew no So its it just LOOK disgusting and repulsive or does it actually taste bad? Or both?
June 18, 201213 yr So its it just LOOK disgusting and repulsive or does it actually taste bad? Or both? bacon is just gross unless it's turkey bacon turkey bacon is A+
June 18, 201213 yr wat is this i dont even... if you wanna rub some bacon, put in your status please. cuz like no1curr Like you've told me use proper English I didn't understand a single word you said
June 18, 201213 yr this reminds me of this incident in my high school german class where a girl who sat next to me put her purse on her desk, looked around the room, opened her purse, took out a sandwich bag full of cooked bacon and started munching on it LOL!!! not joking!!! i asked her why she was eating bacon and i dont remember exactly what she said but the gist of it was about loosing weight through eating BACON!! Not JUST exclusivly bacon, it had to do with carbs and a bunch of crap i dont remember that she explained to me. i still laugh about it randomly every now and again to this day!! that would be AWESOME!! Ya know, if you could lose weight, THROUGH BACON!!!
June 18, 201213 yr bacon is just gross unless it's turkey bacon turkey bacon is A+ omg yes Like you've told me use proper English I didn't understand a single word you said lol that's internet slang brah it's used all the time koko uses slang like that all the time and ze's perfectly understandable
June 18, 201213 yr Author I love how only about 2 or 3 people know what I'm talking about. If you people really want to know what im talking about, go to YouTube and type in the search bar, " Rub Some Bacon On It" you will see a picture of a robot holding bacon as the thumb tag. Watch that one.
June 18, 201213 yr I love how only about 2 or 3 people know what I'm talking about. If you people really want to know what im talking about, go to YouTube and type in the search bar, " Rub Some Bacon On It" you will see a picture of a robot holding bacon as the thumb tag. Watch that one. no1curr anyway this can go in a status
June 18, 201213 yr this reminds me of this incident in my high school german class where a girl who sat next to me put her purse on her desk, looked around the room, opened her purse, took out a sandwich bag full of cooked bacon and started munching on it LOL!!! not joking!!! i asked her why she was eating bacon and i dont remember exactly what she said but the gist of it was about loosing weight through eating BACON!! Not JUST exclusivly bacon, it had to do with carbs and a bunch of crap i dont remember that she explained to me. i still laugh about it randomly every now and again to this day!! that would be AWESOME!! Ya know, if you could lose weight, THROUGH BACON!!! it was probably one of those stupid low card, high fat and high protein diet but yeah she wouldn't lose weight by eating bacon just because it's a high fat diet doesn't mean they should pig out the fats shouldve come from things like nuts and protein from lean meats and fish and chicken bacon doesn't count and probably gave her a lot of cholesterol i'm sorry im a health nerd
RUUUUUB SOOOOOME BACON OOOOONNNNN ITTTTTT!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!