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Hey guys, I've been meaning to make an account here (since I love KH so much), especially since a good friend of mine said you all are such nice people, so I finally did! Woot!

 

Hello everyone!

 

Now to celebrate our newly found unity and break the ice, please enjoy these awful jokes of mine.

 

1. How come Xemnas couldn't blackmail Sora and Riku?

 

He had nothing on them.

 

2. Ever hear about the guy at the library who checked out Larxene's novel?

 

He was in for a shock!

 

3. Who's Vexen's favorite rap artist?

 

Vanilla Ice!

 

4. About that fight between Roxas and Axel...

 

You could say Axel got torched!

 

5. What did an impatient Xigbar say to Demyx

 

Come on Demyx, water you waiting for?

 

 

Yeah they're all so horrible and I don't want to make you cringe anymore so I'll leave it there, just thought I'd get you to like me with my (bad) humor....

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ur jokes r wonderful

 

welcome~ 8D

Welcome to your new home!

Ohmigawd you're finally here! I'm the one who recommended this site to him, because you're all (mostly) such nice people, and not totally stupid like the people on GameFAQs. Nice job on the puns. He's been planning those for a while now, guys. Love him.

your jokes = success. welcum to the site!

(Speaks like Mr.Popo): Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! Welcome to Kh13, the place where you'll KEEP COMING BACK!! But seriously, welcome to the site.

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HAHA, they're better than my KH jokes xD

 

WELCOME TO THE SITE! officially.

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Wow guys! Thank you all so much! I love you all already. Thanks for your love of my jokes. :D I feel so welcome!

 

 

 

Ohmigawd you're finally here! I'm the one who recommended this site to him, because you're all (mostly) such nice people, and not totally stupid like the people on GameFAQs. Nice job on the puns. He's been planning those for a while now, guys. Love him.

 

*GASP* I am! Yes, she's the one! My good buddy, DZ! When you said "Love him" I was thinking "Awww, I love you too!" then I realized you were just telling the others to love me. xD

Welcome. Hope you enjoy.

hahah your jokes made me crack up! :,)

 

newbie gets a cookie

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i'm new here as well, my name is "gambleroffateluxord" (luxord for short) as you can see but in real i have another nickname "melvin" call me either one, i can help catch you up to the kingdom hearts story line if you missed a game and need info, i can also give you background info, i can't give you boss tips for most bosses but whatever xD i hope to someday find an online kingdom hearts game that i can play on my mac :)

*opens the thread.*

 

"Hey, a new member. I think I'll say hi."

 

*reads jokes*

 

 

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*frozen for a minute, brain fried*

 

*reboot*

 

Restarting system

Root file c:brain Initializing............ complete

Booting c:braincommonsense.................................... boot failed

Retry? Y/N n

Restarting...

 

And that's what happened.

 

Welcome to KH13, Winner's Proof! Thanks for breaking my brain!

Hey, welcome to the site. I hope you're enjoying it here.

Welcome!

  • 2 weeks later...

Icebreaking. There's a KH3D command for that. *goes off to fill a command deck with Icebreaker*

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